Mandieta6;2395357 said:No, actually, most people tend to assume I'll be blown to bits before I reach 25, the burden of being middle-eastern.
Wow, you're hurting your team. You're trash talking yourself!
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Mandieta6;2395357 said:No, actually, most people tend to assume I'll be blown to bits before I reach 25, the burden of being middle-eastern.
Callum;2395373 said:2000 and 2001 are clear favorites here. Other **** is weak, especially the jew talk.
$teauA;2395283 said:You f*ckin Mexican/Venezuelan/Candian (Canadian AND Mexican, ) son of a bitch. You put a dent in my triple post attempt. Don't go on there's no point, you can't carry your pathetic little group on your own.
CarlosDanger;2395385 said:Listen, you wannabe American pseudo European Romanian, don't even start with me. I'm carrying not just my group, but the whole damn forum at the moment.
I mean, you're still playing at tickle tickle with little girls and you want to give me advice on what I should and shouldn't do? Man...give me a motherfucking break!
CarlosDanger;2395385 said:Listen, you wannabe American pseudo European Romanian, don't even start with me. I'm carrying not just my group, but the whole damn forum at the moment.
I mean, you're still playing at tickle tickle with little girls and you want to give me advice on what I should and shouldn't do? Man...give me a motherfucking break!
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2395401 said:To highlight my gangsta credentials I've written mine in the form of a BATTLE RAP
Imagine this to the tune of No Sleep Til Brooklyn...
Fuck you Az and your crew of Jews
We all know it's your destiny to lose
You're easy to provoke
You can't take a joke
You just don't deserve to interact with regular folk
And as to Horatiu, you make me sick
The only thing smaller than your crew is your dick
You have to admit
You really are a shit
The only thing worse than your face is your wit
Let's talk about Taj, king of all the tools
He's destined to lose even though he makes the rules
He's on here all day
With no reward or pay
The only reason is because he can't get a lay
2001 VERSE CENSORED DUE TO OTT PERSONAL CONTENT
King's about as funny as he is white
He's none too quick and he's none too bright
He's got no balls
His dress sense appalls
All his people are good for is to answer my fucking calls
As as for the rest of you, Bobby, Ron and Den
You resemble a church by Sir Christoper Wren
People may say you're great
That your wit is inate
But reality shows you're foul and badly out of date
Tom's got my back, Ruud's got my rear
All other crews cant even leave first gear
Nick's got flair
Rob's no square
If you're gonna fuck with us you're in for naught but dispare.
WESTSIDE
Mandieta6;2395268 said:It's kind of funny how the oldest people here, and therefor those who have the longest to get a life, and even those who have stuff to attend to, like daughters, wives, jobs, are the ones who are spending the most time trash-talking and boasting of the quality of their posts.
Well done all of you. Round of applause. Frankly, I know my trash-talking sucks, I know I'm of the worst ones in it here, but all that means is either a. I've wasted less time 'mastering the craft' or b. I'm simply that much better than you and don't have to resort to tasteless, made-up insults to make my point. Although, obviously, tasteless insults are trademark SG aren't they? Carlos, I'm proud of you. Seeing you here, trash-talking left and right, posting 10 times a day now, it really makes me see how mature fathers can be. Not because you're posting 10 times a day, trash-talking left and right, but because your post-count before this might've been 1, 2 posts per day? Hm. So, you jumped at the opportunity to make cracks about people? Married man? Job? Child? I see her better off with Tom, to be honest.
Then there's Kader. Who's acting on the same principle, with minor alterations. Kader has been on this forum for 6 years, has amassed many posts, but has been absent lately. I can't even remember the last time I've seen him post anywhere before now, and believe me, I'd notice. So, quite like Carlos, he has jumped at the opportunity of insulting anyone he sees, posting in 2 days more than he has a month. Not that there's a problem with you having a life outside of SG, well done for that, but it's odd that that life takes a back-seat when there's trash-talking to be made. I guess age doesn't bring maturity, huh Kader? It actually pains me to see you trash-talk to Carlos, saying that you'd infect his daughter with an STD. Making crude cracks about WWII. In all honesty, you look like a guy who wants to be Sir_Didier_Drogba, but instead of being fat and slightly pedophilic, you're a whore. Well done on all those great posts, mate.
So, round of applause to those two mature beings.
Jatin, man. I mean, you can see people here taking sides, attacking this person, then that person, but jatin somehow always gets everyone against him. This is a true sign of someone being pathetic, that they can't even make friends on a forum. Not that I'm Mr. Popular, God no, I'm sure a bunch of people don't like me one bit, but hey, I'm certain tat I at least have one friend on SG, you on the other hand, you plain suck. And don't blame this on people being racist, because we're all battling that. Hell, look at King. Servant gone legend. Then again, he is still hindu, so, blessed we can't say he is.
Let's see, who else has posted here. Tom. I would really like to make a paedo joke here, but there's no point in that. They've all been used. I just find it sad that you are that bent on making friends. Great guy and all, but come on, it's like you're socially active. All I see is a drunk guy with 15k+ posts under his belts. If you like being drunk, that's fine by me, but come on, I'm sure you can have fun without being 'pissed'. If you can't, well, I'm sorry for you.
Taj, frankly, I can't say much about. I just hope he can actually take part in a serious conversation, because I've never seen him make a post without attempting some joke. They say the happiest people on the surface are the most emotionally damaged, I just think he got dropped on his head as a child.
Rob, a fascist dick who would gladly give Bush a blowjob just to sit in his chair. Sir_Didier_Drogba, and I'm actually pleasantly surprised to see people like him socially active (even if it is on SG), since it shows that narcissism and megalomania don't inhibit your development. This a guy so empty that his only way of making an impact would be shock value. Then there's Bobby, whose like a Phoebe Buffay without the tits but with the same sexual preference. And if you don't believe me, ask him what his favorite sports are, and semi-naked, sweaty, buff males would be the participants in his top 4. Rony, who after so many posts the only thing I know about him is that he's fat. Quite the mark to set there, mate. Horatiu, whose inability to post something sensical would baffle anyone. Ruud, who, at his late-20's, his greatest moment has been seeing his face on some random guy on FM. Why they even put it in, I don't know, since you look like something that has been defecated by several different species. Nick, who's favorite pass time is going thread by thread through all the team-threads and posting a random derogatory remark about the club. I'm just disappointed that a guy who can boast of so much intelligence can't find anything better to do. And Denis, who ironically opposes abortions even though he's only here because they don't work anyway.
Then there's the rest of the '04 team, a black man, who seems to find unbearable to type properly and not sound black, hurhurhurhurhur, niggah. Dopeheads, and hindus. Do I even need to say anything? Then there's the '01 crew, consisting of an emo lad supported by an irish. Here's an idea, ext time Sean goes into a rage, smahses some bottles, rapes his neighbour and cuts his penis off, why don't you, Tom, take one of the borken shards of glass, place it next to your wrist, and bloody do it already. Either that or take an upper and stop being a moody bitch. There's also of course, there's $teaua, the missplaced gypsy. And other than that I can't think of anyone that's worth my time. Take that as a compliment, all of you who have been mentioned in this post. You're alright .
And to my crew, get the fuck into gear and post.
rony31;2395411 said:(and that I can probably kick the **** out of all of your scrawny asses, ahem Kader [PS: not a cracker? hahaha gotta love self-denial]).
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2395401 said:To highlight my gangsta credentials I've written mine in the form of a BATTLE RAP
Imagine this to the tune of No Sleep Til Brooklyn...
Fuck you Az and your crew of Jews
We all know it's your destiny to lose
You're easy to provoke
You can't take a joke
You just don't deserve to interact with regular folk
And as to Horatiu, you make me sick
The only thing smaller than your crew is your dick
You have to admit
You really are a shit
The only thing worse than your face is your wit
Let's talk about Taj, king of all the tools
He's destined to lose even though he makes the rules
He's on here all day
With no reward or pay
The only reason is because he can't get a lay
2001 VERSE CENSORED DUE TO OTT PERSONAL CONTENT
King's about as funny as he is white
He's none too quick and he's none too bright
He's got no balls
His dress sense appalls
All his people are good for is to answer my fucking calls
As as for the rest of you, Bobby, Ron and Den
You resemble a church by Sir Christoper Wren
People may say you're great
That your wit is inate
But reality shows you're foul and badly out of date
Tom's got my back, Ruud's got my rear
All other crews cant even leave first gear
Nick's got flair
Rob's no square
If you're gonna fuck with us you're in for naught but dispare.
WESTSIDE
$teauA;2395279 said:Oh and Tom just stop right now you're not fooling anybody, after all you are the:
night;2395647 said:Does it bring you all some inner satisfaction?
My response shall come in the form a sonnet, so that it doesn't drift into obscurity with the rest of the unfunny repetitive bullshit that's been posted in this thread.ShiftyPowers;2395475 said:Not only did you choose the whitest piece of **** hip-hop song, but you redid the lyrics horribly. But what can I say to an effete British piece of **** who cums by firing an AK and going to school in Scotland? Your entire life demonstrates to yourself how much of a peon you are. Mr. "I have never been laid except by tricking bitches into ******* me with my faggy English accent, WHILE DRUNK." AZ, if you really want to dis some **** for using liquor (or other substances) to replace his real personality, then look no further than this piece of ****, whom for some reason you admire.