It's kind of funny how the oldest people here, and therefor those who have the longest to get a life, and even those who have stuff to attend to, like daughters, wives, jobs, are the ones who are spending the most time trash-talking and boasting of the quality of their posts.
Well done all of you. Round of applause. Frankly, I know my trash-talking sucks, I know I'm of the worst ones in it here, but all that means is either a. I've wasted less time 'mastering the craft' or b. I'm simply that much better than you and don't have to resort to tasteless, made-up insults to make my point. Although, obviously, tasteless insults are trademark SG aren't they? Carlos, I'm proud of you. Seeing you here, trash-talking left and right, posting 10 times a day now, it really makes me see how mature fathers can be. Not because you're posting 10 times a day, trash-talking left and right, but because your post-count before this might've been 1, 2 posts per day? Hm. So, you jumped at the opportunity to make cracks about people? Married man? Job? Child? I see her better off with Tom, to be honest.
Then there's Kader. Who's acting on the same principle, with minor alterations. Kader has been on this forum for 6 years, has amassed many posts, but has been absent lately. I can't even remember the last time I've seen him post anywhere before now, and believe me, I'd notice. So, quite like Carlos, he has jumped at the opportunity of insulting anyone he sees, posting in 2 days more than he has a month. Not that there's a problem with you having a life outside of SG, well done for that, but it's odd that that life takes a back-seat when there's trash-talking to be made. I guess age doesn't bring maturity, huh Kader? It actually pains me to see you trash-talk to Carlos, saying that you'd infect his daughter with an STD. Making crude cracks about WWII. In all honesty, you look like a guy who wants to be Sir_Didier_Drogba, but instead of being fat and slightly pedophilic, you're a whore. Well done on all those great posts, mate.
So, round of applause to those two mature beings.
Jatin, man. I mean, you can see people here taking sides, attacking this person, then that person, but jatin somehow always gets everyone against him. This is a true sign of someone being pathetic, that they can't even make friends on a forum. Not that I'm Mr. Popular, God no, I'm sure a bunch of people don't like me one bit, but hey, I'm certain tat I at least have one friend on SG, you on the other hand, you plain suck. And don't blame this on people being racist, because we're all battling that. Hell, look at King. Servant gone legend. Then again, he is still hindu, so, blessed we can't say he is.
Let's see, who else has posted here. Tom. I would really like to make a paedo joke here, but there's no point in that. They've all been used. I just find it sad that you are that bent on making friends. Great guy and all, but come on, it's like you're socially active. All I see is a drunk guy with 15k+ posts under his belts. If you like being drunk, that's fine by me, but come on, I'm sure you can have fun without being 'pissed'. If you can't, well, I'm sorry for you.
Taj, frankly, I can't say much about. I just hope he can actually take part in a serious conversation, because I've never seen him make a post without attempting some joke. They say the happiest people on the surface are the most emotionally damaged, I just think he got dropped on his head as a child.
Rob, a fascist dick who would gladly give Bush a blowjob just to sit in his chair. Sir_Didier_Drogba, and I'm actually pleasantly surprised to see people like him socially active (even if it is on SG), since it shows that narcissism and megalomania don't inhibit your development. This a guy so empty that his only way of making an impact would be shock value. Then there's Bobby, whose like a Phoebe Buffay without the tits but with the same sexual preference. And if you don't believe me, ask him what his favorite sports are, and semi-naked, sweaty, buff males would be the participants in his top 4. Rony, who after so many posts the only thing I know about him is that he's fat. Quite the mark to set there, mate. Horatiu, whose inability to post something sensical would baffle anyone. Ruud, who, at his late-20's, his greatest moment has been seeing his face on some random guy on FM. Why they even put it in, I don't know, since you look like something that has been defecated by several different species. Nick, who's favorite pass time is going thread by thread through all the team-threads and posting a random derogatory remark about the club. I'm just disappointed that a guy who can boast of so much intelligence can't find anything better to do. And Denis, who ironically opposes abortions even though he's only here because they don't work anyway.
Then there's the rest of the '04 team, a black man, who seems to find unbearable to type properly and not sound black, hurhurhurhurhur, niggah. Dopeheads, and hindus. Do I even need to say anything? Then there's the '01 crew, consisting of an emo lad supported by an irish. Here's an idea, ext time Sean goes into a rage, smahses some bottles, rapes his neighbour and cuts his penis off, why don't you, Tom, take one of the borken shards of glass, place it next to your wrist, and bloody do it already. Either that or take an upper and stop being a moody b
itch. There's also of course, there's $teaua, the missplaced gypsy. And other than that I can't think of anyone that's worth my time. Take that as a compliment, all of you who have been mentioned in this post. You're alright
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And to my crew, get the f
uck into gear and post.