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SGCBR ::: Event #1 ::: Trash Talk Tag Team Match

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Gerrard 17

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Tajike;2394926 said:
And, Gerrard, if posting photos of gas chambers and ripping on somebody's baby girl is to be your level of intelligence. Hope you didn't miss the special short bus back home.

Shut the **** up and get back to making friends with random people who spam your email, you genius.
 

jatin

Reserve Team
TROD;2395040 said:
Get back to a call centre Jatin, i'm missing attempting to explain how much i spend on monthly phone bills to a guy who earns as much an hour as i do in a week - and i don't even work.

Ah...please wait, your call is on wait...


Sir, as you might observe, out company is very much confused regarding your method of abusing. As per general logic, presuming you tried to insult an employee, you must have wanted to say you earn as much in an hour as the said employee earns in a week.
But since you failed to do that, you are now in our list of dumb britishers who will be entertained with marketing calls.

Thank you for using our outsourcing...
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
Doesn't matter if i was wrong you nob jockey. How much money do i earn a week if i don't work?

Go on, make my day. Get back to your shack.
 

jatin

Reserve Team
TROD;2395055 said:
Doesn't matter if i was wrong you nob jockey. How much money do i earn a week if i don't work?

Go on, make my day. Get back to your shack.

ah, so your fetish is now watching people in third world countries in their shack?

illegal as it was, ogling gals half your age was a better choice...
 

jatin

Reserve Team
See, that was what i was saying, i give you a nice loose ball, and instead of hitting it over the rope for a six, you just stroke it for a single.

And yes you said me going to my shack would make your day.
Now i hope your day has been made, and with that tired right hand of yours, its obvious you wont be able to type much, let alone a repartee worth it.

With that, I return to my inert state.

P.S- with the voting that is being shown, i now have no qualms about how Bush got re-elected, or elected in the first place.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
A single? I have class you see, you reproduce the same paedo jokes at the same speed your nation multiplies themselves. That's the difference my boy, go home.

Oh and i'm sorry, did you just really imply that i'd bash one out over an Indian. Jesus boy, i'd rather bash one out over a jew. Or a gypsy.
 

jatin

Reserve Team
Ah, there you go..bowling on the leg side...

Well, for your information, i showered with your mom the other day, bitch was looking quite dirty and needed to be scrubbed clean of the mess she stays in. Your dad was interested too, but i let tom handle him alongwith some long haired dude trying to act funny.

Too bad you were in your room ogling at Carlos's daughter while this happened, tom would have loved having you...

Anyways, and the time before, guess it was to remove all d blood you left on me...told you it wont stretch, but you wanted it bad!
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
jatin;2395145 said:
Well, for your information, i showered with your mom the other day

What are you, 12?

Go on, make another paedo joke, make my day - again.
 

Gerrard 17

Fan Favourite
jatin;2395145 said:
Ah, there you go..bowling on the leg side...

Well, for your information, i showered with your mom the other day, bitch was looking quite dirty and needed to be scrubbed clean of the mess she stays in. Your dad was interested too, but i let tom handle him alongwith some long haired dude trying to act funny.

Too bad you were in your room ogling at Carlos's daughter while this happened, tom would have loved having you...

Anyways, and the time before, guess it was to remove all d blood you left on me...told you it wont stretch, but you wanted it bad!

You still didn't answer my question... The other day? As in 3 days ago? Last week?

Your trash talk is so hardcore, I don't think I can take the mom jokes ;) I'm guessing mom jokes must still be the big thing in India... that explains why every Indian is such a ******* pussy.

I'd love to hear you stuttering about my mom in your little punjabi accent broken English, I'd probably just start laughing. "derka i have a sex with yor mom derka derka"
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
It's kind of funny how the oldest people here, and therefor those who have the longest to get a life, and even those who have stuff to attend to, like daughters, wives, jobs, are the ones who are spending the most time trash-talking and boasting of the quality of their posts.

Well done all of you. Round of applause. Frankly, I know my trash-talking sucks, I know I'm of the worst ones in it here, but all that means is either a. I've wasted less time 'mastering the craft' or b. I'm simply that much better than you and don't have to resort to tasteless, made-up insults to make my point. Although, obviously, tasteless insults are trademark SG aren't they? Carlos, I'm proud of you. Seeing you here, trash-talking left and right, posting 10 times a day now, it really makes me see how mature fathers can be. Not because you're posting 10 times a day, trash-talking left and right, but because your post-count before this might've been 1, 2 posts per day? Hm. So, you jumped at the opportunity to make cracks about people? Married man? Job? Child? I see her better off with Tom, to be honest.

Then there's Kader. Who's acting on the same principle, with minor alterations. Kader has been on this forum for 6 years, has amassed many posts, but has been absent lately. I can't even remember the last time I've seen him post anywhere before now, and believe me, I'd notice. So, quite like Carlos, he has jumped at the opportunity of insulting anyone he sees, posting in 2 days more than he has a month. Not that there's a problem with you having a life outside of SG, well done for that, but it's odd that that life takes a back-seat when there's trash-talking to be made. I guess age doesn't bring maturity, huh Kader? It actually pains me to see you trash-talk to Carlos, saying that you'd infect his daughter with an STD. Making crude cracks about WWII. In all honesty, you look like a guy who wants to be Sir_Didier_Drogba, but instead of being fat and slightly pedophilic, you're a whore. Well done on all those great posts, mate.

So, round of applause to those two mature beings.

Jatin, man. I mean, you can see people here taking sides, attacking this person, then that person, but jatin somehow always gets everyone against him. This is a true sign of someone being pathetic, that they can't even make friends on a forum. Not that I'm Mr. Popular, God no, I'm sure a bunch of people don't like me one bit, but hey, I'm certain tat I at least have one friend on SG, you on the other hand, you plain suck. And don't blame this on people being racist, because we're all battling that. Hell, look at King. Servant gone legend. Then again, he is still hindu, so, blessed we can't say he is.

Let's see, who else has posted here. Tom. I would really like to make a paedo joke here, but there's no point in that. They've all been used. I just find it sad that you are that bent on making friends. Great guy and all, but come on, it's like you're socially active. All I see is a drunk guy with 15k+ posts under his belts. If you like being drunk, that's fine by me, but come on, I'm sure you can have fun without being 'pissed'. If you can't, well, I'm sorry for you.

Taj, frankly, I can't say much about. I just hope he can actually take part in a serious conversation, because I've never seen him make a post without attempting some joke. They say the happiest people on the surface are the most emotionally damaged, I just think he got dropped on his head as a child.

Rob, a fascist dick who would gladly give Bush a blowjob just to sit in his chair. Sir_Didier_Drogba, and I'm actually pleasantly surprised to see people like him socially active (even if it is on SG), since it shows that narcissism and megalomania don't inhibit your development. This a guy so empty that his only way of making an impact would be shock value. Then there's Bobby, whose like a Phoebe Buffay without the tits but with the same sexual preference. And if you don't believe me, ask him what his favorite sports are, and semi-naked, sweaty, buff males would be the participants in his top 4. Rony, who after so many posts the only thing I know about him is that he's fat. Quite the mark to set there, mate. Horatiu, whose inability to post something sensical would baffle anyone. Ruud, who, at his late-20's, his greatest moment has been seeing his face on some random guy on FM. Why they even put it in, I don't know, since you look like something that has been defecated by several different species. Nick, who's favorite pass time is going thread by thread through all the team-threads and posting a random derogatory remark about the club. I'm just disappointed that a guy who can boast of so much intelligence can't find anything better to do. And Denis, who ironically opposes abortions even though he's only here because they don't work anyway.

Then there's the rest of the '04 team, a black man, who seems to find unbearable to type properly and not sound black, hurhurhurhurhur, niggah. Dopeheads, and hindus. Do I even need to say anything? Then there's the '01 crew, consisting of an emo lad supported by an irish. Here's an idea, ext time Sean goes into a rage, smahses some bottles, rapes his neighbour and cuts his penis off, why don't you, Tom, take one of the borken shards of glass, place it next to your wrist, and bloody do it already. Either that or take an upper and stop being a moody bitch. There's also of course, there's $teaua, the missplaced gypsy. And other than that I can't think of anyone that's worth my time. Take that as a compliment, all of you who have been mentioned in this post. You're alright (Y).

And to my crew, get the fuck into gear and post.
 

$teauA

Superstar
03ers can stop posting alltogether for a whole week and we'll still win this easy solely based on reputation.
 

$teauA

Superstar
Mandieta6;2395268 said:
It's kind of funny how the oldest people here, and therefor those who have the longest to get a life, and even those who have stuff to attend to, like daughters, wives, jobs, are the ones who are spending the most time trash-talking and boasting of the quality of their posts.

Well done all of you. Round of applause. Frankly, I know my trash-talking sucks, I know I'm of the worst ones in it here, but all that means is either a. I've wasted less time 'mastering the craft' or b. I'm simply that much better than you and don't have to resort to tasteless, made-up insults to make my point. Although, obviously, tasteless insults are trademark SG aren't they? Carlos, I'm proud of you. Seeing you here, trash-talking left and right, posting 10 times a day now, it really makes me see how mature fathers can be. Not because you're posting 10 times a day, trash-talking left and right, but because your post-count before this might've been 1, 2 posts per day? Hm. So, you jumped at the opportunity to make cracks about people? Married man? Job? Child? I see her better off with Tom, to be honest.

Then there's Kader. Who's acting on the same principle, with minor alterations. Kader has been on this forum for 6 years, has amassed many posts, but has been absent lately. I can't even remember the last time I've seen him post anywhere before now, and believe me, I'd notice. So, quite like Carlos, he has jumped at the opportunity of insulting anyone he sees, posting in 2 days more than he has a month. Not that there's a problem with you having a life outside of SG, well done for that, but it's odd that that life takes a back-seat when there's trash-talking to be made. I guess age doesn't bring maturity, huh Kader? It actually pains me to see you trash-talk to Carlos, saying that you'd infect his daughter with an STD. Making crude cracks about WWII. In all honesty, you look like a guy who wants to be Sir_Didier_Drogba, but instead of being fat and slightly pedophilic, you're a whore. Well done on all those great posts, mate.

So, round of applause to those two mature beings.

Jatin, man. I mean, you can see people here taking sides, attacking this person, then that person, but jatin somehow always gets everyone against him. This is a true sign of someone being pathetic, that they can't even make friends on a forum. Not that I'm Mr. Popular, God no, I'm sure a bunch of people don't like me one bit, but hey, I'm certain tat I at least have one friend on SG, you on the other hand, you plain suck. And don't blame this on people being racist, because we're all battling that. Hell, look at King. Servant gone legend. Then again, he is still hindu, so, blessed we can't say he is.

Let's see, who else has posted here. Tom. I would really like to make a paedo joke here, but there's no point in that. They've all been used. I just find it sad that you are that bent on making friends. Great guy and all, but come on, it's like you're socially active. All I see is a drunk guy with 15k+ posts under his belts. If you like being drunk, that's fine by me, but come on, I'm sure you can have fun without being 'pissed'. If you can't, well, I'm sorry for you.

Taj, frankly, I can't say much about. I just hope he can actually take part in a serious conversation, because I've never seen him make a post without attempting some joke. They say the happiest people on the surface are the most emotionally damaged, I just think he got dropped on his head as a child.

Rob, a fascist dick who would gladly give Bush a blowjob just to sit in his chair. Sir_Didier_Drogba, and I'm actually pleasantly surprised to see people like him socially active (even if it is on SG), since it shows that narcissism and megalomania don't inhibit your development. This a guy so empty that his only way of making an impact would be shock value. Then there's Bobby, whose like a Phoebe Buffay without the tits but with the same sexual preference. And if you don't believe me, ask him what his favorite sports are, and semi-naked, sweaty, buff males would be the participants in his top 4. Rony, who after so many posts the only thing I know about him is that he's fat. Quite the mark to set there, mate. Horatiu, whose inability to post something sensical would baffle anyone. Ruud, who, at his late-20's, his greatest moment has been seeing his face on some random guy on FM. Why they even put it in, I don't know, since you look like something that has been defecated by several different species. Nick, who's favorite pass time is going thread by thread through all the team-threads and posting a random derogatory remark about the club. I'm just disappointed that a guy who can boast of so much intelligence can't find anything better to do. And Denis, who ironically opposes abortions even though he's only here because they don't work anyway.

Then there's the rest of the '04 team, a black man, who seems to find unbearable to type properly and not sound black, hurhurhurhurhur, niggah. Dopeheads, and hindus. Do I even need to say anything? Then there's the '01 crew, consisting of an emo lad supported by an irish. Here's an idea, ext time Sean goes into a rage, smahses some bottles, rapes his neighbour and cuts his penis off, why don't you, Tom, take one of the borken shards of glass, place it next to your wrist, and bloody do it already. Either that or take an upper and stop being a moody bitch. There's also of course, there's $teaua, the missplaced gypsy. And other than that I can't think of anyone that's worth my time. Take that as a compliment, all of you who have been mentioned in this post. You're alright (Y).

And to my crew, get the fuck into gear and post.


Honestly man just quit right now, I got bored just looking at the size of that post. This isn't a poetry recital it's a war MOTHERF*CKER!
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
I love how the little boy tries to take the high road and just comes across as pathetic once again.

One day I'll allow you to wash my jockstrap, Az, but you've got a long way to go my lad.

My trash-talking on this thread is a lesson for the benefit of sorry little uppity teens like you who seem to think you can make it in the world without having some ability to sling ****.

All your other comments are irrelevant drivel, so I won't even waste my time on them.
 

$teauA

Superstar
jatin;2395053 said:
Ah...please wait, your call is on wait...


Sir, as you might observe, out company is very much confused regarding your method of abusing. As per general logic, presuming you tried to insult an employee, you must have wanted to say you earn as much in an hour as the said employee earns in a week.
But since you failed to do that, you are now in our list of dumb britishers who will be entertained with marketing calls.

Thank you for using our outsourcing...

You aren't even worthy of being trashed talked, that's how much you suck.

Oh and Tom just stop right now you're not fooling anybody, after all you are the:


---

Can I get a f*ck yeah for triple posting?
 

$teauA

Superstar
CarlosDanger;2395278 said:
I love how the little boy tries to take the high road and just comes across as pathetic once again.

One day I'll allow you to wash my jockstrap, Az, but you've got a long way to go my lad.

My trash-talking on this thread is a lesson for the benefit of sorry little uppity teens like you who seem to think you can make it in the world without having some ability to sling ****.

All your other comments are irrelevant drivel, so I won't even waste my time on them.

You f*ckin Mexican/Venezuelan/Candian (Canadian AND Mexican, :() son of a bitch. You put a dent in my triple post attempt. Don't go on there's no point, you can't carry your pathetic little group on your own.
 

Mandieta6

Red Card - Life
Life Ban
$teaua, no one cares about you, making 4 posts in a row aren't going to help, it will just hurt more when no one replies. I guess this is me contradicting myself, but I don't think my post will squench your thirst for attention. I can't believe you're making a crack about Carlos, anyway, granted that he alone has done more in this thread than your entire crew put together.

Carlos, I'm truly stunned that you suggest that trash-talking is an 'ability' that will get you anywhere. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if it has for you, let's see what you have to show for yourself: a wife (with, I'm sorry to say, extremely bad taste), and a daughter. Well done on being a father, and all, I'm sure it took a lot of boos and vomit, but still, well done. Getting back to your post, you're pathetic. This is what you're proud of, trash-talking. How old are you? I mean, sure, I boasted about good insults 2 years ago, maybe, but you, a dad, all high on your pedestal about making some good cracks about people you've never met? I'd say get a life, but you already have one, and it doesn't seem to be paying off if you keep coming here.

I'll hand it to you, though, you're owning people left and right. I'm sure one or two people won't even post anymore because you scared them off, although, in all honesty, I think a picture of yourself would've had the same effect.
 

$teauA

Superstar
Mandieta6;2395296 said:
$teaua, no one cares about you, making 4 posts in a row aren't going to help, it will just hurt more when no one replies. I guess this is me contradicting myself, but I don't think my post will squench your thirst for attention. I can't believe you're making a crack about Carlos, anyway, granted that he alone has done more in this thread than your entire crew put together.

Carlos, I'm truly stunned that you suggest that trash-talking is an 'ability' that will get you anywhere. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if it has for you, let's see what you have to show for yourself: a wife (with, I'm sorry to say, extremely bad taste), and a daughter. Well done on being a father, and all, I'm sure it took a lot of boos and vomit, but still, well done. Getting back to your post, you're pathetic. This is what you're proud of, trash-talking. How old are you? I mean, sure, I boasted about good insults 2 years ago, maybe, but you, a dad, all high on your pedestal about making some good cracks about people you've never met? I'd say get a life, but you already have one, and it doesn't seem to be paying off if you keep coming here.

I'll hand it to you, though, you're owning people left and right. I'm sure one or two people won't even post anymore because you scared them off, although, in all honesty, I think a picture of yourself would've had the same effect.

:sleep:

is that all you can scrunch up Mandieta*berg? It sounds like you're trying to trash talk Mother Teresa.
 
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