SGCBR ::: Event #1 ::: Trash Talk Tag Team Match

[Tajike]

and Tajike (whose only claim to fame is his extremely frivolous posting style, which he has somehow parlayed into internet respect. Tajike, look up "One trick pony" my friend)

Says the guy who uses his 2-year old to gain popularity on an Internet forum.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Says the guy who uses his 2-year old to gain popularity on an Internet forum.

Not popularity, young man, just the sheer unadulterated joys of fatherhood, which lead you to want to tell the world about this beautiful thing you've somehow been involved in creating. Something a chronic masturbator like you, who has never touched a woman, will find diffcult to comprehend, at best. It's ok, man! One of these days they'll make a blow-up doll that talks back, and your insecurities with women will be at an end.

 

[rony31]

Not popularity, young man, just the sheer unadulterated joys of fatherhood, which lead you to want to tell the world about this beautiful thing you've somehow been involved in creating. Something a chronic masturbator like you, who has never touched a woman, will find diffcult to comprehend, at best. It's ok, man! One of these days they'll make a blow-up doll that talks back, and your insecurities with women will be at an end.

I wouldn't be too proud seeing as how she's probably not even your legitimate daughter, just some Venezuelan kid whose mother thought it'd be a good idea into tricking some Canadian tourist into supporting them financially. I mean honestly Carlos, look at her and look at you. you honestly think your genes had anything to do with that?

 

[CarlosDanger]

I wouldn't be too proud seeing as how she's probably not even your legitimate daughter, just some Venezuelan kid whose mother thought it'd be a good idea into tricking some Canadian tourist into supporting them financially. I mean honestly Carlos, look at her and look at you. you honestly think your genes had anything to do with that?

Are you seriously going to start talking to me about genes? Have you looked in the mirror lately? Hairy, fat, smelly and, to top it off, stupid, all combine to make you probably the last person on this forum to talk about genes. Maybe you should try that shit with Lee or something, because believe me, your sad attempts at insinuation leave me with nothing but a feeling of pity.

The fact that you are allowed to sit in front of a computer screen is almost an act of charity in and of itself. And don't get me started on whether you deserve to even live in the same country as me, kebab-eating, towel-wearing, motherfucker.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Ladies and gentleman, our first warning!

Kader, why don't you stick to making crappy faces and posting pictures of your 11 year old ass wearing shorts down to your ankes, then deleting them after everyone makes fun of you?

 

[rpvankasteren]

I don't think that Belgian scam-artist even included you in this match, Shifty. That's got to hurt!

 

[Gerrard 17]

Hey Carlos, by the time your daughter is 18 I will probably have some kind of a nasty STD which I will gladly pass onto her upon tearing her hymen apart. Who knows, maybe I won't even wait that long.

Ladies and gentleman, our first warning!

Kader, why don't you stick to making crappy faces and posting pictures of your 11 year old ass wearing shorts down to your ankes, then deleting them after everyone makes fun of you?

Dude don't push me or I'm gonna have to break it to you why your GF doesn't want you anymore.


And there's no such thing as warnings, pussy.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Hey Carlos, by the time your daughter is 18 I will probably have some kind of a nasty STD which I will gladly pass onto her upon tearing her hymen apart. Who knows, maybe I won't even wait that long.

You'd better not wait too long, man, with that thing you so generously call a "manhood" of yours, you'd be lucky to break the hymen of an 8-year-old, never mind 18.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I don't think that Belgian scam-artist even included you in this match, Shifty. That's got to hurt!

Rules? Oh no sir, 2000 doesn't play by the rules.

Dude don't push me or I'm gonna have to break it to you why your GF doesn't want you anymore.

Hey, that idea to drop out of college was a good one!

 

[Gerrard 17]

As each day goes by, it seems like a better one.

 

[Tajike]

Rules? Oh no sir, 2000 doesn't play by the rules.



Hey, that idea to drop out of college was a good one!

Look who stumbled in here? All drunk probably. Or looking for his ex? Are you, Shifty? I doubt she's here as I presume she has a life instead of inhabiting an Internet forum since the start of the millenium.

And, Gerrard, if posting photos of gas chambers and ripping on somebody's baby girl is to be your level of intelligence. Hope you didn't miss the special short bus back home.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Guys, honestly, this is some weak trash-talking.

You little boys think you know how to talk trash? Trash-talking is an art, and you, my friends, are little retarded boys with water colours compared to my Picasso.

I mean, you need to get at people, take one of their comments and take it out of context and go off on it. Take something they do and make it seem ridiculous. These limp-dicked attempts at trash-talking are almost enough to make me retire, if this is the level of competition on the thread. I'm still anticipating the arrival of the long-haired fatboy comedian, with his overt and painfully obvious attempts at shocking bad taste. At least it would be amusing. The rest of my team hasn't even arrived yet, and you guys are pissing all over yourselves. Taj, I hope this isn't going to be decided by the poll, because the quality of trash-talk in here is such that the poll results so far have been a joke.

Now, crawl back to your mommies' skirts until you grow a pair.

 

[jatin]

I know coming into the party uninvited is crap, but then nothing can be more crappier than this supposed "trash talk", i wonder if CarlosDanger even had to write so much,his one post has more trash than all of your posts combined.
I seriously thought the child lover, monobrow, purported stand up and mr.fluffy here had much to offer, but as it turns out, your father didnt teach you enough. And my initial opinion of the jew was right too, taking 2 hrs to make a "funny" comic strip but failing miserably at the main event...i mean where did everyone just run off too, apart from pathetic attempts to crack jokes on gandhi and the so repeated paedo jokes, no one here even bothered to invent a joke...
I seriously think you should let CarlosDanger adopt you and make you a man, u weak pussies...
and yeah, his daughter will still be off limits to you incestuous dupes...

 

[Jambo Den]

Ahh, the plebeians are duking it out for their paltry morsels. This pleases me greatly.

2003 will skoosh this nae borra. Even the baby and hand agree!

p.s. The next person to post after me is gay. The old ones are the best!

 

[jatin]

Its a shame Carlos had to write that for you.

Ah..so you were waiting for someone to mention your name so that you would show up, mr.important is that right?
And yes, he did write that for me, the same way he did the job your father cudn't(-and i wonder why he brought you into this world!)

 

[Stotty]

I know coming into the party uninvited is crap, but then nothing can be more crappier than this supposed "trash talk", i wonder if CarlosDanger even had to write so much,his one post has more trash than all of your posts combined.
I seriously thought the child lover, monobrow, purported stand up and mr.fluffy here had much to offer, but as it turns out, your father didnt teach you enough. And my initial opinion of the jew was right too, taking 2 hrs to make a "funny" comic strip but failing miserably at the main event...i mean where did everyone just run off too, apart from pathetic attempts to crack jokes on gandhi and the so repeated paedo jokes, no one here even bothered to invent a joke...
I seriously think you should let CarlosDanger adopt you and make you a man, u weak pussies...
and yeah, his daughter will still be off limits to you incestuous dupes...

Its a shame somebody else had to write that for you, and judging by the style of it theres only one man. We all know your standard of posting, normally more mistakes running around in the quick reply box than in Carlos*s creche in canada. Note to Jatin: Less time praying, more time thinking about posts.

 

[jatin]

Ah, just read your new "analysis" of my post...
so you have nothing better in life than analyze the posting style of some random with who rarely posts in this forum?..sheesh
I mean, you just applied your theory of FM or TCM or whatever the hell you guys waste your life playing to real life, and you got to know the truth...that you are wrong!

 

[Stotty]

Can i borrow that towel you've so nicely placed on your head to wipe up the sh*t you just posted?

 

[jatin]

Sure you can, and while you are at it-make sure you wipe your face, kinda hard to distinguish it from your a$$...

 

[Tom]

Get back to a call centre Jatin, i'm missing attempting to explain how much i spend on monthly phone bills to a guy who earns as much an hour as i do in a week - and i don't even work.