SGCBR ::: Event #1 ::: Trash Talk Tag Team Match

[Tajike]

Trash talking is part of a lot of SG members. We've grown up with it through the years. The next three days the chosen 6 crews have to prove they are the best at this in

THE SGCBR TRASH TALK TAG TEAM MATCH!

The rules are simple:

All four crew members (or less) + their captain will be involved in this verbal warfight.

Trash talk each other. Simple as that. This can be done all over the forum (post evidence in this thread) or - to a more extreme level - in here, where the word "ban" is non-existing. It is forbidden to trash talk in the official crew threads, the official SG Crew Battle Royale thread or through PM.
During these three days of trash talking, everyone gets to vote for the best trash talking crew. The number of votes you receive = the points you'll get.

Of course, we are all mature enough to NOT take all this personal. If you do have a problem with what has been said to you, you can PM me the name of the evil-do'er and evidence. If a person gets 3 warnings he will be disqualified from this event. Dark side of the medal: when you PM me, 5 points will be taken of your point total.

At the end of the event, the crew with the least number of votes/points will be eliminated from the competition.

Let's get it on!

 

[Tajike]

Calling out Tom:

Does your mom approve of your sexual orientation or is she happy to join in?

 

[Johnny_Big]

/me grabs popcorns, soda and gets ready to enjoy the show.

 

[Mandieta6]

'2005'? I don't even have to trash talk, a man so dumb he can't even tell the difference between a 5 and 6, who, oddly enough, is not regarded a pedophile, despite the highly convenient idiocy. I'm talking about Tajike, for those too dumb to tell.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

'2005'? I don't even have to trash talk, a man so dumb he can't even tell the difference between a 5 and 6, who, oddly enough, is not regarded a pedophile, despite the highly convenient idiocy. I'm talking about Tajike, for those too dumb to tell.

If that's how they trash talk in Spain, I can see how you were dominated so completely by such an impotent tool like Franco for so long.

 

[CarlosDanger]

'2005'? I don't even have to trash talk, a man so dumb he can't even tell the difference between a 5 and 6, who, oddly enough, is not regarded a pedophile, despite the highly convenient idiocy. I'm talking about Tajike, for those too dumb to tell.

Why are we even letting these snot-nosed fucks from 2006 into this contest?

Their humour sucks, they've barely been around long enough to understand any of the jokes on the forum, which they wildly overuse instead of picking up on one of the first tenets of humour, which is don't kill the fucking joke!

I mean seriously, Mandieta6, you should stop trying so hard, man. Is it that people don't like you in real life, so you have to lick ass on the internet, dude?

You're not even worthy of sucking the rag I used to wipe my dick after anally raping your mother when she was 12. (Now that's how you work 2 SG classics, pedophilia and mothers, into one joke, young man.)

The SG Father has spoken.


Fuck all of you!

Good night!

 

[rony31]

You're not even worthy of sucking the rag I used to wipe my dick after anally raping your mother when she was 12. (Now that's how you work 2 SG classics, pedophilia and mothers, into one joke, young man.)

While you did that 40 years ago while your dick wasn't in its current shriveled and limp state, Tom was doing this to some future mother 40 minutes ago.

 

[yoyo913]

Tom likes little girls.


edit: Rony is fat.

 

[Jaboldinho]

Tom likes little girls.


edit: Rony is fat.

Yay, you go girl!

 

[Gerrard 17]

'2005'? I don't even have to trash talk, a man so dumb he can't even tell the difference between a 5 and 6, who, oddly enough, is not regarded a pedophile, despite the highly convenient idiocy. I'm talking about Tajike, for those too dumb to tell.

 

[King]

While you did that 40 years ago while your dick wasn't in its current shriveled and limp state, Tom was doing this to some future mother 40 minutes ago.

Why don't you wear your Arabic gown and go to church and also donate some of your penis skin to your mama and hang some of it like we do when we hunt some animal on the wall.

 

[Gerrard 17]

How come it's customary for your people to not shower? I absolutely hate the stench of Indian people, especially smelly Indian women with sideburns. There is nothing more disgusting than a week's worth of BO mixed with curry and I have to put up with it every ******* day at my job.

 

[rony31]

Kader: shouldn't you be out buying some durags and Snow CDs you caker ass son of a bitch

King: at least I've got enough skin to donate. in India that'd be considered neutering.

 

[Gerrard 17]

1. caker
A Canadian person of Anglo-Saxon descent. Similar to "cracker".

Seeing as I'm neither Canadian nor Anglo-saxon, and not even a cracker you need to quit this thread for 2003 to have any hope of winning.

 

[Rob]

Why don't you wear your Arabic gown and go to church and also donate some of your penis skin to your mama and hang some of it like we do when we hunt some animal on the wall.

King, you are the most putrid individual I have ever had the displeasure of knowing (except for Lee Stewart, aka LeeStewart). All you present to this forum is slab after slab of incoherent text that is known as a post, and crappy MS Paint images. You do nothing to disprove the stereotype of Indians, that they are all wobble headed idiots with funny accents. The most famous Indian (Ghandi) is famous for doing absolutely nothing, and you are well on course to fulfill his footsteps before your death, which I eagerly await.

Essentially, everyone of your posts on this forum zaps the mood of happiness and friendship out of every thread you choose to particpate in (and subsquently ruin), into one of bitterness and hate. You are the greatest thread killer since the bubonic plague. Your death will be a great celebration. I am sure fellow forumites will agree with me on this one.

WHITE POWER!

 

[night]

This trash talk thing reminds me of:

 

[Tom]

Calling out Tom:

Does your mom approve of your sexual orientation or is she happy to join in?

I love that, within two posts you've already resorted to simple, basic, and pretty dumb paedo jokes Taj, i expected better, more class, go make some chocolates or something.

See, making a joke on Belgian chocolate - that oozes class

Oh and Rony, that's not what your mum said last night

 

[Johnny_Big]

I should have entered this thing totally lmao'ed.

Best waking up med , this should last all season.

 

[Tajike]

'2005'? I don't even have to trash talk, a man so dumb he can't even tell the difference between a 5 and 6, who, oddly enough, is not regarded a pedophile, despite the highly convenient idiocy. I'm talking about Tajike, for those too dumb to tell.

Yeah, as if anyone would've noticed you guys were in this thing.

 

[CarlosDanger]

While you did that 40 years ago while your dick wasn't in its current shriveled and limp state, Tom was doing this to some future mother 40 minutes ago.

40 Years ago, right around the time your mom was 8?

Don't try to mix it up with your betters, son.

I could place one phone call to CSIS and you'd have a microscope up your ass so fast you wouldn't even be able to say Guantanamo before the full BCS. Get the towel back on your head, Rony31 Achmed al-Adnon whatever the fuck you're called, before someone sees your ugly face!

Administered, of course by your close bum-buddies in love, TROD (it's almost too easy to trash-talk that nick!!! Never mind the hopeless playing-up of the paedophile joke, desperately looking for an edge in an otherwise beige middle-English existence of mediocrity) and Tajike (whose only claim to fame is his extremely frivolous posting style, which he has somehow parlayed into internet respect. Tajike, look up "One trick pony" my friend)

Don't even get me started on the long-haired hyper-insecure fatboy comedian and his pathetic attmepts at shock humour and blatant cries for internet attention. Daddy didn't diddle your peepee enough for you, Sir_Didier_Drogba dear?

As to Rob dissing King... that's too funny! The descendant of degenerates and criminals living on a blasted piece of desert continent with weird fucking animals on the other side of the world and pining desperately for world importance making fun of a country with 1/6 the world's population and an ever-growing influence on the world's economy. Seriously, Aussies are the rejects of England, and look at what a ****hole that place is!