SGCBR ::: Event #1 ::: Trash Talk Tag Team Match

[Joe]

No, actually, most people tend to assume I'll be blown to bits before I reach 25, the burden of being middle-eastern.

Wow, you're hurting your team. You're trash talking yourself!

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Why don't you spend even more time making another demo that won't get noticed by any major or minor label?

I can make fun of Joe right?

 

[Callum]

2000 and 2001 are clear favorites here. Other **** is weak, especially the jew talk.

 

[CarlosDanger]

2000 and 2001 are clear favorites here. Other **** is weak, especially the jew talk.

Who the fuck asked you, anyway?

You just come in here and make sweeping declarations while you haven't even taken the time to remove the full condom from your ass!

I mean, give us a break and come back and post when your not typing with your retard stick!

@Mandieta6 - The sooner you learn that trash-talking is a viable means of debate and a skill in and of itself, which leads to you being quick on your feet and able to answer to all sorts of questions or comments in your life, is the day you take one step closer to manhood (probably your first at that).

You aren't even fit to tongue the sweat off my balls when it comes to being a man. Yes I have a wife and child, both of whom live well and comfortably and happily thanks to me. I also have a life, part of which I choose to spend on this forum from time to time, posting with diverse people of all ages and generally enjoying myself. It's of the ultimate hypocrisy on your part to even think about dissing someone for posting on here, you sad post-boosting cum-drinker. I mean, we all realize it was painful for you when you found out mom was boning the neighbour, but I guess she just got tired of daddy's limp schlong and needed some real dick. Too bad you inherited daddy's unimposing manhood.

Isn't it past your bedtime anyway, little boy?

 

[CarlosDanger]

You f*ckin Mexican/Venezuelan/Candian (Canadian AND Mexican, ) son of a bitch. You put a dent in my triple post attempt. Don't go on there's no point, you can't carry your pathetic little group on your own.

Listen, you wannabe American pseudo European Romanian, don't even start with me. I'm carrying not just my group, but the whole damn forum at the moment.

I mean, you're still playing at tickle tickle with little girls and you want to give me advice on what I should and shouldn't do? Man...give me a motherfucking break!

 

[RobbieD_PL]

I wanted to laugh so hard but couldn't; How can you guys do this to each-other.

BTW, I'm Neutral, like Turkmenistan

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Listen, you wannabe American pseudo European Romanian, don't even start with me. I'm carrying not just my group, but the whole damn forum at the moment.

I mean, you're still playing at tickle tickle with little girls and you want to give me advice on what I should and shouldn't do? Man...give me a motherfucking break!

No offense, but you're a nobody. You posted pics of your daughter when you had like 200 posts, then disappeared for 2 years. It was the height of n00bism, and you're still there fella. I think all the drugs have ****ed with your brain, because you are absolutely delusional about your presence here. The idea of you carrying the forum is akin to the cast of High School Musical carrying Hollywood. Even if you're getting ink right now, you're ******* dirt next to real stars.

 

[Sir Calumn]

To highlight my gangsta credentials I've written mine in the form of a BATTLE RAP

Imagine this to the tune of No Sleep Til Brooklyn...

Fuck you Az and your crew of Jews
We all know it's your destiny to lose
You're easy to provoke
You can't take a joke
You just don't deserve to interact with regular folk

And as to Horatiu, you make me sick
The only thing smaller than your crew is your dick
You have to admit
You really are a shit
The only thing worse than your face is your wit

Let's talk about Taj, king of all the tools
He's destined to lose even though he makes the rules
He's on here all day
With no reward or pay
The only reason is because he can't get a lay

2001 VERSE CENSORED DUE TO OTT PERSONAL CONTENT


King's about as funny as he is white
He's none too quick and he's none too bright
He's got no balls
His dress sense appalls
All his people are good for is to answer my fucking calls


As as for the rest of you, Bobby, Ron and Den
You resemble a church by Sir Christoper Wren
People may say you're great
That your wit is inate
But reality shows you're foul and badly out of date

Tom's got my back, Ruud's got my rear
All other crews cant even leave first gear
Nick's got flair
Rob's no square
If you're gonna fuck with us you're in for naught but dispare.

WESTSIDE

 

[$teauA]

Listen, you wannabe American pseudo European Romanian, don't even start with me. I'm carrying not just my group, but the whole damn forum at the moment.

I mean, you're still playing at tickle tickle with little girls and you want to give me advice on what I should and shouldn't do? Man...give me a motherfucking break!

How about a haircut every once in a while? Or are you unaware of the fact that you are now in your 30s and grown men don't walk around with girl haircuts. I bet you use your wife's shampoo and conditioner.

To highlight my gangsta credentials I've written mine in the form of a BATTLE RAP

Imagine this to the tune of No Sleep Til Brooklyn...

Fuck you Az and your crew of Jews
We all know it's your destiny to lose
You're easy to provoke
You can't take a joke
You just don't deserve to interact with regular folk

And as to Horatiu, you make me sick
The only thing smaller than your crew is your dick
You have to admit
You really are a shit
The only thing worse than your face is your wit

Let's talk about Taj, king of all the tools
He's destined to lose even though he makes the rules
He's on here all day
With no reward or pay
The only reason is because he can't get a lay

2001 VERSE CENSORED DUE TO OTT PERSONAL CONTENT


King's about as funny as he is white
He's none too quick and he's none too bright
He's got no balls
His dress sense appalls
All his people are good for is to answer my fucking calls


As as for the rest of you, Bobby, Ron and Den
You resemble a church by Sir Christoper Wren
People may say you're great
That your wit is inate
But reality shows you're foul and badly out of date

Tom's got my back, Ruud's got my rear
All other crews cant even leave first gear
Nick's got flair
Rob's no square
If you're gonna fuck with us you're in for naught but dispare.

WESTSIDE

White British rap? :-puke:

You probably spent a whole day of your pathetic, depressing British life coming up with that "rap" hoping to get the whole forum in tears of laugher at your creative lyrics. Too bad it sucks balls.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

I'd cringe at that rap's tune

 

[rony31]

It's kind of funny how the oldest people here, and therefor those who have the longest to get a life, and even those who have stuff to attend to, like daughters, wives, jobs, are the ones who are spending the most time trash-talking and boasting of the quality of their posts.

Well done all of you. Round of applause. Frankly, I know my trash-talking sucks, I know I'm of the worst ones in it here, but all that means is either a. I've wasted less time 'mastering the craft' or b. I'm simply that much better than you and don't have to resort to tasteless, made-up insults to make my point. Although, obviously, tasteless insults are trademark SG aren't they? Carlos, I'm proud of you. Seeing you here, trash-talking left and right, posting 10 times a day now, it really makes me see how mature fathers can be. Not because you're posting 10 times a day, trash-talking left and right, but because your post-count before this might've been 1, 2 posts per day? Hm. So, you jumped at the opportunity to make cracks about people? Married man? Job? Child? I see her better off with Tom, to be honest.

Then there's Kader. Who's acting on the same principle, with minor alterations. Kader has been on this forum for 6 years, has amassed many posts, but has been absent lately. I can't even remember the last time I've seen him post anywhere before now, and believe me, I'd notice. So, quite like Carlos, he has jumped at the opportunity of insulting anyone he sees, posting in 2 days more than he has a month. Not that there's a problem with you having a life outside of SG, well done for that, but it's odd that that life takes a back-seat when there's trash-talking to be made. I guess age doesn't bring maturity, huh Kader? It actually pains me to see you trash-talk to Carlos, saying that you'd infect his daughter with an STD. Making crude cracks about WWII. In all honesty, you look like a guy who wants to be Sir_Didier_Drogba, but instead of being fat and slightly pedophilic, you're a whore. Well done on all those great posts, mate.

So, round of applause to those two mature beings.

Jatin, man. I mean, you can see people here taking sides, attacking this person, then that person, but jatin somehow always gets everyone against him. This is a true sign of someone being pathetic, that they can't even make friends on a forum. Not that I'm Mr. Popular, God no, I'm sure a bunch of people don't like me one bit, but hey, I'm certain tat I at least have one friend on SG, you on the other hand, you plain suck. And don't blame this on people being racist, because we're all battling that. Hell, look at King. Servant gone legend. Then again, he is still hindu, so, blessed we can't say he is.

Let's see, who else has posted here. Tom. I would really like to make a paedo joke here, but there's no point in that. They've all been used. I just find it sad that you are that bent on making friends. Great guy and all, but come on, it's like you're socially active. All I see is a drunk guy with 15k+ posts under his belts. If you like being drunk, that's fine by me, but come on, I'm sure you can have fun without being 'pissed'. If you can't, well, I'm sorry for you.

Taj, frankly, I can't say much about. I just hope he can actually take part in a serious conversation, because I've never seen him make a post without attempting some joke. They say the happiest people on the surface are the most emotionally damaged, I just think he got dropped on his head as a child.

Rob, a fascist dick who would gladly give Bush a blowjob just to sit in his chair. Sir_Didier_Drogba, and I'm actually pleasantly surprised to see people like him socially active (even if it is on SG), since it shows that narcissism and megalomania don't inhibit your development. This a guy so empty that his only way of making an impact would be shock value. Then there's Bobby, whose like a Phoebe Buffay without the tits but with the same sexual preference. And if you don't believe me, ask him what his favorite sports are, and semi-naked, sweaty, buff males would be the participants in his top 4. Rony, who after so many posts the only thing I know about him is that he's fat. Quite the mark to set there, mate. Horatiu, whose inability to post something sensical would baffle anyone. Ruud, who, at his late-20's, his greatest moment has been seeing his face on some random guy on FM. Why they even put it in, I don't know, since you look like something that has been defecated by several different species. Nick, who's favorite pass time is going thread by thread through all the team-threads and posting a random derogatory remark about the club. I'm just disappointed that a guy who can boast of so much intelligence can't find anything better to do. And Denis, who ironically opposes abortions even though he's only here because they don't work anyway.

Then there's the rest of the '04 team, a black man, who seems to find unbearable to type properly and not sound black, hurhurhurhurhur, niggah. Dopeheads, and hindus. Do I even need to say anything? Then there's the '01 crew, consisting of an emo lad supported by an irish. Here's an idea, ext time Sean goes into a rage, smahses some bottles, rapes his neighbour and cuts his penis off, why don't you, Tom, take one of the borken shards of glass, place it next to your wrist, and bloody do it already. Either that or take an upper and stop being a moody bitch. There's also of course, there's $teaua, the missplaced gypsy. And other than that I can't think of anyone that's worth my time. Take that as a compliment, all of you who have been mentioned in this post. You're alright .

And to my crew, get the fuck into gear and post.

that post was almost as sad as your attempts to gain a reputation on these forums by mimicking everything that Sir_Didier_Drogba does. I'd say another 200 pounds and 2 years without a haircut should do it, though, so good luck with that.

and Carlos, you wish you looked as good as me you wrinkly Mexican asshole. the fat jokes about me are about as played out as the paedo jokes about Tom (don't get excited, you're still a sick ******* paedo and we all hate you). besides, there's a shirtless picture of me around here somewhere that you've all probably masturbated to once or twice that proves I'm not as fat as I once was (and that I can probably kick the **** out of all of your scrawny asses, ahem Kader [PS: not a cracker? hahaha gotta love self-denial]).

 

[Gerrard 17]

(and that I can probably kick the **** out of all of your scrawny asses, ahem Kader [PS: not a cracker? hahaha gotta love self-denial]).

Lets not get into this whole 'my dick is bigger than yours' debate, we can sit here all day and talk about who'd win in a fight, but I would love to turn this thread into a real battleground because I guarantee that I could whoop your ass.

And get a map of Africa you dumb sh*t.

 

[Joe]

Tearing the entire forum apart...one post at a time.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

To highlight my gangsta credentials I've written mine in the form of a BATTLE RAP

Imagine this to the tune of No Sleep Til Brooklyn...

Fuck you Az and your crew of Jews
We all know it's your destiny to lose
You're easy to provoke
You can't take a joke
You just don't deserve to interact with regular folk

And as to Horatiu, you make me sick
The only thing smaller than your crew is your dick
You have to admit
You really are a shit
The only thing worse than your face is your wit

Let's talk about Taj, king of all the tools
He's destined to lose even though he makes the rules
He's on here all day
With no reward or pay
The only reason is because he can't get a lay

2001 VERSE CENSORED DUE TO OTT PERSONAL CONTENT


King's about as funny as he is white
He's none too quick and he's none too bright
He's got no balls
His dress sense appalls
All his people are good for is to answer my fucking calls


As as for the rest of you, Bobby, Ron and Den
You resemble a church by Sir Christoper Wren
People may say you're great
That your wit is inate
But reality shows you're foul and badly out of date

Tom's got my back, Ruud's got my rear
All other crews cant even leave first gear
Nick's got flair
Rob's no square
If you're gonna fuck with us you're in for naught but dispare.

WESTSIDE

Not only did you choose the whitest piece of **** hip-hop song, but you redid the lyrics horribly. But what can I say to an effete British piece of **** who cums by firing an AK and going to school in Scotland? Your entire life demonstrates to yourself how much of a peon you are. Mr. "I have never been laid except by tricking bitches into ******* me with my faggy English accent, WHILE DRUNK." AZ, if you really want to dis some **** for using liquor (or other substances) to replace his real personality, then look no further than this piece of ****, whom for some reason you admire.

 

[Tom]

Oh and Tom just stop right now you're not fooling anybody, after all you are the:

I'm sure they all thought Glitter and Carlos*o were 'nice' back in the day, don't rattle my cock Alex.

I have to say, i'm somewhat disapointed in the level of trash-talking in this thread. I think Carlos, Shifty, nothing but praise for you guys, you've managed to show some youngsters what age means when it comes to throwing down **** like a monkey. I'm impressed. If i hadn't voted for the '02 then the 2000's or 2004's would have to take it, on your efforts alone.

But the rest of you, bad form people, bad form, you've performed about as well as a homo trying to get laid in the playboy mansion. Az, dude, give up now. Are you really attempting to belittle me by saying i'm too drunk? Jesus man, or whoever the jew dude is, i don't know - Moses, or whoever, too drunk? Dude you could have cracked a joke on my white ass, the fact i'm from Rotherham, or any other number of things, but drunk - for ****s sake, drinking? At least my balls have dropped far enough to allow me to. You probably just sit at home al day and wait for replies from Sir_Didier_Drogba on MSN, only for him to **** you over when you invite him into conversations with you're real-life mates which, i presume, you now have none of. How's that going by the way?

I just wanna give some random abuse to Robbie here as well. Robbie, what the **** are you doing coming into a trash talking thread to announce that you're inpartial you ****tard, you're letting down all Carlos's efforts for 2004. You're like Darren Fletcher to his Ronaldo, crawl back to your home at H.M prison and bash one out over Tina Karol or something.

 

[RobbieD_PL]

I don't do occupiers, bitch, I learnt my lesson










Why am I partaking in this? I didnt even realize I was in the 04 team....

 

[night]

Wow. I never thought that people will actually type endless paragraphs for some random "event". Does it bring you all some inner satisfaction?
Some posts are fun to read but it's not worth the time and effort you all spend in typing them..

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Does it bring you all some inner satisfaction?

Yes. This is the only reason I have to live.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Not only did you choose the whitest piece of **** hip-hop song, but you redid the lyrics horribly. But what can I say to an effete British piece of **** who cums by firing an AK and going to school in Scotland? Your entire life demonstrates to yourself how much of a peon you are. Mr. "I have never been laid except by tricking bitches into ******* me with my faggy English accent, WHILE DRUNK." AZ, if you really want to dis some **** for using liquor (or other substances) to replace his real personality, then look no further than this piece of ****, whom for some reason you admire.

My response shall come in the form a sonnet, so that it doesn't drift into obscurity with the rest of the unfunny repetitive bullshit that's been posted in this thread.

Shifty R*itz is a man who likes to get drunk
A man to whom dignity means fuck all
He acts like he's clever and full of spunk
Always up for a joke, up for a brawl

But the truth about R*itz is rather sad
Obsessed with a girl who dumped him flat
At an average school he's an average lad
With a big head and a bit too much fat

So he drinks like a lush to drown his pain
Contemplates suicide, ending his life
He makes post after post, dull and inane
All cos some ugly bitch wont be his wife

So recall before you waste time with Shifty
He is but a sad and pathetic man


Iambic pentameters

 

[ShiftyPowers]

1) Can you please edit out names because I don't want it to pop up on google.

2) I don't know what to even say about that, there's so many errors of fact. All I'm going to say to defend myself (I could dispute just about everything) is that "ugly bitch" is not an accurate description; you personally were impressed.

3) Iambic pentameter. Yeah. I'm not sure if in Scotland (haha, you're a boorish Scot now; don't even follow the common law!) the gender lines are so skewed that you can be straight while writing disses in verse, but every other nation on earth you come across as a more homo version of your faggy little hero. I'm just wondering when you'll complete the transformation into some weird 1800's dainty flower and get caught blowing some guy; of course I'm sure the reason you haven't already been caught isn't for a lack of trying.