SGCBR ::: Event #1 ::: Trash Talk Tag Team Match

[Joe]

At an average school he's an average lad

Oh, now it's personal.

 

[Callum]

Who the fuck asked you, anyway?

You just come in here and make sweeping declarations while you haven't even taken the time to remove the full condom from your ass!

I mean, give us a break and come back and post when your not typing with your retard stick!

Be quite and mow some lawns you dirty poor hispanic piece of ****. I see enough of you swimming into florida getting away from your ****ty ******* countries every day.

I hope Chavez kills everyone in your pathetic country.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Be quite and mow some lawns you dirty poor hispanic piece of ****. I see enough of you swimming into florida getting away from your ****ty ******* countries every day.

I hope Chavez kills everyone in your pathetic country.

This would almost work.... if I were Venezuelan.

Nice try, assboy!

 

[Callum]

 

[Tom]

Guys... you're both the same year, god it's like Bowyer and Dyer all over again - and boy did Newcastle have a good season that year...

 

[CarlosDanger]

Guys... you're both the same year, god it's like Bowyer and Dyer all over again - and boy did Newcastle have a good season that year...

Damn... that's right! For some reason, I thought Callum was from a different year. Anyway, I was just warming him up.

Callum, please disregard the previous trash-talking and direct your attention to the wanker who just posted here.

You know, the one who is so out of shape he posts a thread about running on a gaming forum.

The same one who has no life, and thus needs the advice of internet "friends" to give him information instead of his so-called real life friends.

Yeah, him.

 

[CarlosDanger]

No offense, but you're a nobody. You posted pics of your daughter when you had like 200 posts, then disappeared for 2 years. It was the height of n00bism, and you're still there fella. I think all the drugs have ****ed with your brain, because you are absolutely delusional about your presence here. The idea of you carrying the forum is akin to the cast of High School Musical carrying Hollywood. Even if you're getting ink right now, you're ******* dirt next to real stars.

I never said I carried the entire forum, but definitely when it comes to this trash-talking competition. As to me disappearing and reappearing, well, living in a tropical paradise 5 minutes from the beach made spending time in front of a computer less of a priority.

You're one to talk... you live in a state whose claim to fame is fucking cheese!

I mean give me a break. Then you pick the sleaziest profession in the whole USA. How long before you're chasing ambulances, wearing a toupee and doing bad commercials about how you can get your fellow frontal-lobe-deficiant Wisconsinites off their drunk-driving and bestiality charges at a package rate?

I give you 5 years...

Don't you have to go bone some fat chick to make yourself feel like more of a man right about now? And that's only because your fat sister's busy.

 

[Callum]

Its ok papa bear.


Tom? Why even bother, he ******* rides a bus everywhere thinking hes a going to become a great writer when he is utter ****. Not to mention him bitching ALL the time about overuse of paedo jokes, but then again he comes up with the same **** every post.

How can anyone forget him posting 'drunk' pics to make him look hard and cool for all the younger kids here who think drinking is so cool like Theo.

Did I mention how ******* gay he is too? On numerous occasions he has stated that he loves his gay friends and he could be bisexual, but we all know no girl is even thinking about his dick in them, but this guy certainly is:

And im most certain that you would love Alex to rattle your cock you ******* homo.

 

[Gerrard 17]

Don't you have to go bone some fat chick to make yourself feel like more of a man right about now? And that's only because your fat sister's busy.

Nahh his sister is hot.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Nahh his sister is hot.

You calling someone hot is hardly a ringing endorsement

Didn't you want to bone Sir_Didier_Drogba?

 

[Gerrard 17]

Nahh.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I never said I carried the entire forum, but definitely when it comes to this trash-talking competition. As to me disappearing and reappearing, well, living in a tropical paradise 5 minutes from the beach made spending time in front of a computer less of a priority.

You're one to talk... you live in a state whose claim to fame is fucking cheese!

I mean give me a break. Then you pick the sleaziest profession in the whole USA. How long before you're chasing ambulances, wearing a toupee and doing bad commercials about how you can get your fellow frontal-lobe-deficiant Wisconsinites off their drunk-driving and bestiality charges at a package rate?

I give you 5 years...

Don't you have to go bone some fat chick to make yourself feel like more of a man right about now? And that's only because your fat sister's busy.

At least I don't have to follow a ****ty MLS team to get away from my loveless marriage and wife I secretly loathe.

 

[Jambo Den]

At least I don't have to follow a ****ty MLS team to get away from my loveless marriage and wife I secretly loathe.

That deserves some + rep!

 

[Sir Calumn]

Haha, seconded, that's the only properly funny thing to have been said in this thread so far.

And I'm British, therefore writing in Iambic Pentameters is not gay, it's the law. And sonnets dont have to be factually accurate. I am very pleased that the power of my verse rattled your cage so much - When I use them words are lethal weapons. I'm a word ninja.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Haha, seconded, that's the only properly funny thing to have been said in this thread so far.

And I'm British, therefore writing in Iambic Pentameters is not gay, it's the law. And sonnets dont have to be factually accurate. I am very pleased that the power of my verse rattled your cage so much - When I use them words are lethal weapons. I'm a word ninja.

I actually didn't read your poem; just skimmed a few parts. Don't want to risk getting teh ghey.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I actually didn't read your poem; just skimmed a few parts. Don't want to risk getting teh ghey.

Typical American

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Typical American

OUCH!!! Did you take rhetoric lessons from George W. Bush?

 

[Sir Calumn]

OUCH!!! Did you elect George W. Bush?

 

[Tajike]

And Event #1 has come to an end!

RANKING:
1. 2002 Crew (10)
2. 2003 Crew ( 8 )
3. 2001 Crew (4)
4. 2000 Crew (3)
5. 2004 Crew (3)
6. 2006 Crew (3)

Because of the three last teams having the same amount of points, I have decided NOT to eliminate a crew. This means that in the following event TWO crews will be eliminated.

 

[Mandieta6]

2004 and 2000 need to be in the top 2, I don't think anyone considered trash-talking when voting.