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newbie original;2273140 said:They should have a club in every city where chicks show up and have to give a hug to every guy that visits the club on Feb. 14!
Haha, I was just thinking that newbie_original must be a man of very low ambitions.Gerrard 17;2273295 said:I really hope that wherever you live hug is a code word for blowjob.
You're dead.Horatiu;2273519 said:81 point(s) total Latest Reputation Received
Valentine's Day 05-02-2007 01:02:PM If you tell anyone I pos repped you I'll kill you - Run DMB
ShiftyPowers;2272703 said:and then write a nice poem inside a card. Of course the poem will be completely plagiarized from a few songs, but she'll never know.
I was drunk, it seemed like a good idea at the time.Dragan T;2273672 said:You positive repped Whoreatio?
You're dead.
Run DMB;2273694 said:I was drunk, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ebonix;2273728 said:Everything I've been involved with recently is in a relationship so its going to be a dry day for me
Oh come on.....Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2273087 said:Bah, every sexual experience that anyone has ever had ever has been paid for... all women are whores and all men are punters. "Can I buy you a drink?", "Can I take you to dinner?", "Let me buy that for you" etc etc. The long and short of it is, if you're a decent looking woman, you can get laid whenever you want, so you can afford to charge, whereas with almost all men, there's no guarantee. I am so shallow that if ANY girl came up to me who I rated more than... say... seven out of ten, and asked me to screw her, I would do it without a moments hesitation. Every good looking woman gets offered sex at least three times a day - whenever a man does anything nice for a woman, he is infact offering sex. Of course, if you're an ugly woman, you're the lowest of gods creatures and have to get a career or some **** like that. I'm still a firm believer that prostitution is the cheapest brand of sex.
Wow, I'm being as stereotypical and sexist as your average female comedian. Luckily, this is the one place I can be totally misogynistic and not run the risk of any woman actually seeing it.
Of course, the above does not apply in East Europe where if you like a woman, you take her
Bah, every sexual experience that anyone has ever had ever has been paid for... all women are whores and all men are punters. "Can I buy you a drink?", "Can I take you to dinner?", "Let me buy that for you" etc etc. The long and short of it is, if you're a decent looking woman, you can get laid whenever you want, so you can afford to charge, whereas with almost all men, there's no guarantee. I am so shallow that if ANY girl came up to me who I rated more than... say... seven out of ten, and asked me to screw her, I would do it without a moments hesitation. Every good looking woman gets offered sex at least three times a day - whenever a man does anything nice for a woman, he is infact offering sex. Of course, if you're an ugly woman, you're the lowest of gods creatures and have to get a career or some **** like that. I'm still a firm believer that prostitution is the cheapest brand of sex.
ShiftyPowers;2273985 said:Ok, I need a new idea, this plagurizing lyrics is way too much work and frankly I don't want to listen to dog**** love songs.
Why not use the poem I wrote?ShiftyPowers;2273985 said:Ok, I need a new idea, this plagurizing lyrics is way too much work and frankly I don't want to listen to dog**** love songs.