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Valentine's Day

Internazionale

Elo Ratings
I'll take my gf to a dinner & watch a movie afterward.

mostly, a kissing would be an additional one too for the 'H' day. hehe...

nothing special gift for her though. :(
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
If I buy carnations instead of roses am I a cheap ass? I'm poor! Someone please tell me I can get away with this, because I REALLY don't want to drop that kind of money on flowers.
 

didy

Red Card - 1-12-08 - Posting pornographic material
Life Ban
Just go pick flowers from the neighbours garden, that should save you a couple of bucks. plus chicks dig that you put in the effort to pick them yourself.
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Spend the money that flowers would cost on something that lasts more than a week... like a sex toy or sexy lingerie (6)

Then you can both enjoy the Valentine's Day gift.
 
Apart from all of these present suggestions, Valentine`s Day is a perfect opportunity to offer a girl, if she is single around these days. Since her self confidence is so low cos she doesnt have a boyfriend and the some other girls do, you`d have a better chance to achieve your goal. Valentine`s Day and the day after are the best times around.
 

RuiCosta_10

Starting XI
Theodorakis;2276946 said:
Apart from all of these present suggestions, Valentine`s Day is a perfect opportunity to offer a girl, if she is single around these days. Since her self confidence is so low cos she doesnt have a boyfriend and the some other girls do, you`d have a better chance to achieve your goal. Valentine`s Day and the day after are the best times around.

haha, i like that theory :D (Y)
 

newbie original

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Yellow Card
Theodorakis;2276946 said:
....Valentine`s Day is a perfect opportunity to offer a girl....

Offer her to whom? Visiting Filipino businessmen? I don't know...it depends on what she'd be willing to do for/to him, and at what price. Although I guess I'd have to negotiate the price and then give her 41%....too much work for me.
 

ShiftyPowers

Make America Great Again
CarlosDanger;2276832 said:
Spend the money that flowers would cost on something that lasts more than a week... like a sex toy or sexy lingerie (6)

Then you can both enjoy the Valentine's Day gift.

Ok true story, the girlfriend actually bought both yesterday (H)
 

$teauA

Superstar
I'm gonna go to college night at Daisy Dukes and get wasted. I've had my s*itty girlfriend Valentine's Day experience the past two years now I want to actually have some fun.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
There's only so bad serenading can go, before however god-damn-awful it is, you just get points for comittment and bravery.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
I agree, by the time it gets really awful, it's just funny, and that's just as good.
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
Small gift.......cheap....chocolate/flowers

Restaurant

Meal

Eat

Comfy room

Fu/ck

I'm currently in an extended one-nighter so I couldn't even begin to imagine what the protocol would be for such a circumstance.

I sure as **** ain't buying her anything more than a card.......if that. I thought about inviting her over, but my parents are having a dinner here with a couple of their friends......she's also living with her parents from what I gather.....my room? the basement? my car? With take out Mcdonalds? Jesus. I feel like I'm 16 all over again, man.
 

CarlosDanger

Starting XI
Motel, baby, motel!

Get a cheap bottle of wine, take some pseudo-fancy food from a fast food place and a candle. Get her loaded then make her do things to herself from the porn-star's manual while you watch and laugh evilly.
 


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