AlienSeafood
Senior Squad
FCUK VALENTINE'S!! im off to the jockey club later n watch horses run around in circles...bet a bit...have a beer..nice n done!!
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Valentine's Day
- Thread starter Voltaic Borusse
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ShiftyPowers
Make America Great Again
AlienSeafood;2278373 said:
I'm gonna get laid for the first time ever on Valentine's Day! Well, not Valentine's Day, but Friday. And Saturday. And Sunday. Repeatedly.
Oh, and I'm going to hand out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Valentines today at work
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CarlosDanger
Starting XI
Yossarian;2278429 said:
At least in your car, you and the cockroaches are on a first-name basis
MaestroZidane
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I had to laugh at that one 
CarlosDanger;2278794 said:At least in your car, you and the cockroaches are on a first-name basis
hurhurhur.....comedy gold right there, bro.
I chilled in the basement munching on the leftovers of my parent's dinner while watching the second half of the Raptor game
.............I think that smiley is apt for my night.CarlosDanger
Starting XI
Did you at least celebrate Valentine's Day with Palmela?Yossarian;2279041 said:hurhurhur.....comedy gold right there, bro.
I chilled in the basement munching on the leftovers of my parent's dinner while watching the second half of the Raptor game
I know she was asking about you....
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Sir Calumn
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Oh man, that's the smartest zinger I've heard in a while, well doneCarlosDanger;2278794 said:At least in your car, you and the cockroaches are on a first-name basis
ShiftyPowers
Make America Great Again
I hope my card gets scanned and sent to everyone in the world over the internet. You know, minus the words because I don't need to have every guy in the world make fun of me. Let's just say it involves construction paper and glitter glue. And around the border are red glitter glue hearts with gold arrows through them.
ShiftyPowers: Making every other guy on earth look like **** since 2007
And the best part..... it cost me a solid $6. 2 for the paper, 2 for the glitter glue, and 2 for the markers. Since I bought so many extra markers (really only needed purple), and a HUGE book of construction paper, when I really only needed 3 sheets, YOU could to it too for under $5!
ShiftyPowers: Making every other guy on earth look like **** since 2007
And the best part..... it cost me a solid $6. 2 for the paper, 2 for the glitter glue, and 2 for the markers. Since I bought so many extra markers (really only needed purple), and a HUGE book of construction paper, when I really only needed 3 sheets, YOU could to it too for under $5!
^^^ Just when did you come down with a case of the full fag, mah friend?
hurhurhur........nice! Yeah, I did, but the circumstance was rather gay. You see, when I started to get the wood, the serious wood, the Rap game was just starting to get interesting. And I didn't wanna change the channel so I muted the game and drew from the depths of my spankbank to reminisce about my jr high days when a close friend of mine and I would rub our fingers vigorously into our taints and coerce the girls in our class into smelling them and asking them to guess the fragrance. We had this gag running into the ninth grade and never once revealed what it was because we really got off at the fact that these virgin bitches were wiffing hard at our good stuff, our good, moldy cheese stuff, and that they'd soon find out just what it was......like in the middle of rubbing and sucking their man's balls for the first time, you know? They'll just have this rush of flashbacks........mmmmm.
Anyway, yeah. If someone was to walk in on me in that particular moment, they'd have found me on the edge of the couch in a dimly lit room wacking it to a bunch of well greased and built men in shorts......*shudders*
CarlosDanger;2279066 said:
hurhurhur........nice! Yeah, I did, but the circumstance was rather gay. You see, when I started to get the wood, the serious wood, the Rap game was just starting to get interesting. And I didn't wanna change the channel so I muted the game and drew from the depths of my spankbank to reminisce about my jr high days when a close friend of mine and I would rub our fingers vigorously into our taints and coerce the girls in our class into smelling them and asking them to guess the fragrance. We had this gag running into the ninth grade and never once revealed what it was because we really got off at the fact that these virgin bitches were wiffing hard at our good stuff, our good, moldy cheese stuff, and that they'd soon find out just what it was......like in the middle of rubbing and sucking their man's balls for the first time, you know? They'll just have this rush of flashbacks........mmmmm.
Anyway, yeah. If someone was to walk in on me in that particular moment, they'd have found me on the edge of the couch in a dimly lit room wacking it to a bunch of well greased and built men in shorts......*shudders*
CarlosDanger
Starting XI
Yossarian;2279567 said:
You and MoPete eh?
