Valentine's Day

[Gerrard 17]

haha, the things we do to score on Valentine's


i actually think it's a stupid day, but of course she'll get something

Anyone who has to do anything special to score with their own gf has to be pretty ******* hideous.

 

[Filipower]

ouch man, i'm not ugly.

you're mom never complained, i guess would be my point.

 

[Gerrard 17]

I know you think you're the funny man around here, but trust me you're not.

A "your mom" come-back? Come on.

 

[::shinji::]

Anyone who has to do anything special to score with their own gf has to be pretty ******* hideous.

haha no kidding.. But if you think that's bad, I know married guys that go out and buy valentine's sh!t for their wives trying to get some. It's pathetic... Luckily my woman thinks Valentine's day is as stupid as I do.

How come there's nothing ever geared towards guys...think about it, weddings, Valentine's, Anniversaries, etc, it's all about being made to feel like you're scum if you don't go out and spend a fortune on a woman. It's time we took a stand!

 

[Gerrard 17]

I mean I understand for married couples and what not, but if you're in your late teens/20's and your girl doesn't wanna **** then there must be something wrong .

 

[::shinji::]

I think it's worse for married couples because technically you now own the woman! ..or am I misunderstanding the whole "honour and obey" thing!?

 

[Sir Calumn]

Bah, every sexual experience that anyone has ever had ever has been paid for... all women are whores and all men are punters. "Can I buy you a drink?", "Can I take you to dinner?", "Let me buy that for you" etc etc. The long and short of it is, if you're a decent looking woman, you can get laid whenever you want, so you can afford to charge, whereas with almost all men, there's no guarantee. I am so shallow that if ANY girl came up to me who I rated more than... say... seven out of ten, and asked me to screw her, I would do it without a moments hesitation. Every good looking woman gets offered sex at least three times a day - whenever a man does anything nice for a woman, he is infact offering sex. Of course, if you're an ugly woman, you're the lowest of gods creatures and have to get a career or some **** like that. I'm still a firm believer that prostitution is the cheapest brand of sex.

Wow, I'm being as stereotypical and sexist as your average female comedian. Luckily, this is the one place I can be totally misogynistic and not run the risk of any woman actually seeing it.

Of course, the above does not apply in East Europe where if you like a woman, you take her

 

[Hopeunited]

Bah, every sexual experience that anyone has ever had ever has been paid for... all women are whores and all men are punters. "Can I buy you a drink?", "Can I take you to dinner?", "Let me buy that for you" etc etc. The long and short of it is, if you're a decent looking woman, you can get laid whenever you want, so you can afford to charge, whereas with almost all men, there's no guarantee. I am so shallow that if ANY girl came up to me who I rated more than... say... seven out of ten, and asked me to screw her, I would do it without a moments hesitation. Every good looking woman gets offered sex at least three times a day - whenever a man does anything nice for a woman, he is infact offering sex. Of course, if you're an ugly woman, you're the lowest of gods creatures and have to get a career or some **** like that. I'm still a firm believer that prostitution is the cheapest brand of sex.

Wow, I'm being as stereotypical and sexist as your average female comedian. Luckily, this is the one place I can be totally misogynistic and not run the risk of any woman actually seeing it.

Of course, the above does not apply in East Europe where if you like a woman, you take her

hahaha :mexican:

Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba, take the noobs and Lee alike under your wings and transform them to be like you please.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Bah, every sexual experience that anyone has ever had ever has been paid for... all women are whores and all men are punters. "Can I buy you a drink?", "Can I take you to dinner?", "Let me buy that for you" etc etc. The long and short of it is, if you're a decent looking woman, you can get laid whenever you want, so you can afford to charge, whereas with almost all men, there's no guarantee. I am so shallow that if ANY girl came up to me who I rated more than... say... seven out of ten, and asked me to screw her, I would do it without a moments hesitation. Every good looking woman gets offered sex at least three times a day - whenever a man does anything nice for a woman, he is infact offering sex. Of course, if you're an ugly woman, you're the lowest of gods creatures and have to get a career or some **** like that. I'm still a firm believer that prostitution is the cheapest brand of sex.

Wow, I'm being as stereotypical and sexist as your average female comedian. Luckily, this is the one place I can be totally misogynistic and not run the risk of any woman actually seeing it.

Of course, the above does not apply in East Europe where if you like a woman, you take her

I've probably spent more money on gummy candy for myself in the last 3 months, than on my girlfriend

I'm pretty proud of that.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Well, Lawyers are the exception to the rule, but if movies have taught me anything you will eventually marry an extremely vicious bitch and end up getting beaten at your own game and losing half your **** and all your legal credibility.

 

[Sir Calumn]

By the way, I am now available for relationship councilling, tell your friends.

 

[Run DMB]

Of course, the above does not apply in East Europe where if you like a woman, you take her

I think when I go to Bulgaria this summer I will select one bride from the village to take with me to America. Maybe two.

 

[Sir Calumn]

I'm going to try the same in Rotherham

 

[Run DMB]

I'm going to try the same in Rotherham

I thought you were in Great Britain, why would you be going to the Netherlands? I know Rotherham is in Dutchland because I follow the Hollandaise Soccer League and there's a team called the Rotherham Feyenoords in it.

[/ignorant Americanism]

 

[Sir Calumn]

Goddam, you actually had me going until the end. I was really looking forward to bitchslapping your american ass, but now it's me who looks stupid. Fate, thou art a cruel mistress

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Well, Lawyers are the exception to the rule, but if movies have taught me anything you will eventually marry an extremely vicious bitch and end up getting beaten at your own game and losing half your **** and all your legal credibility.

Hahahahaha, touche sir.

 

[newbie original]

They should have a club in every city where chicks show up and have to give a hug to every guy that visits the club on Feb. 14! That's the only way I will ever become interested in this day. This is a **** day and should be wiped from the calendar. This is a day that is more about servicing a woman than anything else. And women want to be considered the equals of men.....ignorant pathetic fools!

 

[Theodorakis]

I've probably spent more money on gummy candy for myself in the last 3 months, than on my girlfriend

I'm pretty proud of that.

actually, you should be proud of the money she have spent for you//

edit: I hate my english.. seriously

 

[ShiftyPowers]

This is a day that is more about servicing a woman than anything else.

What's wrong with that?

 

[Run DMB]

Servicing, or cervixing?




















I'm sorry, I promise this is the last post I'll make tonight.