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The Inter Milan Thread [2007/2008]

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
HOLY****! **** YES, man, **** YES!!!!!

Those feet of his are so blindingly fast, and his hip movement (*GRISTLE THROBBIN*)....it's as hypnotic as a belly dancer's, man.....must be the Arab in em I suppose.

Anyway, I'm ******* sold, man. Back that ******* brinks truck up to the Marseille main offices, Moratti...this kid has got me all stimulated, man.


A tip of the beret to yah for informing me of this kid and our interest in em, Marky.........WOOOT!
 

mark77

Transfer Guru
who?

he's like "the next" Zidane man!






* please keep in mind that players coveted "the next" *****... most of the time end up playing professional bingo at his local church basement at the age of 26.
 

mark77

Transfer Guru
:D

I saw him play a couple of times and there's something there.



It's just a rumor though man, don't get your hopes up. Marseille sold Ribéry so they don't need more money. He won't play in France next year though. He'll get a lot of offers that's for sure.
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
mark77;2371015 said:
who?

he's like "the next" Zidane man!






* please keep in mind that players coveted "the next" *****... most of the time end up playing professional bingo at his local church basement at the age of 26.


LOLzer...tis true, tis true!!!!

We're really lacking in the CM/AM position so we really should go strongly after 'em, man.


btw, how did Ribery go for?
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
JESUS!!

My goodness that's an exorbitant (comin from an Inter fan, I know) amount!!!

I think that I'd go as high as 25mill for this kid....too costly do you think, brah?


hmm
 

mark77

Transfer Guru
Nasri would cost between 16-20 if Real, Chelsea or any other club like that are not interested.
 

Num Lock

Reserve Team
Yossarian;2371040 said:
JESUS!!

My goodness that's an exorbitant (comin from an Inter fan, I know) amount!!!

I think that I'd go as high as 25mill for this kid....too costly do you think, brah?


hmm


<3 brother yoss

Nasri...., to tell you the truth and i know a lot of people will prolly hate me for saying it, but i don't think Ribéry or Nasri are THAT good, they are different and i think neither of em would do well playing deep in midfield, they need the freedom a winger has. They both could work as second strikers or wingers but not as attacking mids or classic 10 a la ZZ or Riquelme
 

$teauA

Superstar


That kis is f*cking class. Is it 100&#37; that he'll be wearing 26 because I want to buy that shirt.
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
Num Lock;2371154 said:
<3 brother yoss

Nasri...., to tell you the truth and i know a lot of people will prolly hate me for saying it, but i don't think Ribéry or Nasri are THAT good, they are different and i think neither of em would do well playing deep in midfield, they need the freedom a winger has. They both could work as second strikers or wingers but not as attacking mids or classic 10 a la ZZ or Riquelme



Hey there, NL......good to see you around, man.

I realize that I shouldn't be getting all Carlos*ed up and excited like a 'tard at the local playground over well constructed highlight vids, but what I've been able to glean from those comps is that this kid has that "IT" factor, man. That certain level of Negro Dynanism that can be translated to just about every other top league.

Put aside his flair and creativity. What I dig most about this kid is his determinism and sheer boldness. He's daring, charismatic, very aware and exceptionally athletic.

As you can see, I'm madly in love here, brah....to the bone.


I'm aware that he's not gonna fulfill the Pirlo type of player that I was hankering for earlier, but we really need such an aggressive attacking force like this kid aswell, man.
 
M

Mikey

Guest
Inter has as many Hondurans in their team than Italians (Y)

the only lapse last season was against Valencia, when there midfield was completely overmatched,,, Vieira and Cambiasso didnt play in those games, so really they need no improvement.
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
^^^Man, your phony nationalism and pride is both pathetic and sickening. Tell me, what exactly does it matter if it's an Italian or some foreigner from some random country who puts the ball in the net for his respective club so long as it does go in? Is the incident that much more significant just because the scorer or whatever happens to be a local? Honestly, it's ******* inconsequential and completely meaningless who's who and which guy is from where at CLUB level.

Club teams have absolutely no obligation or moral imperative to care about the nationality of a youth or a senior player, or the development of local talent......so long as they're not violating any league rules....WHO GIVES A ****?......we've discussed this **** endlessly before. It's up to the respective national soccer organization of that country to deal with that ****, and anyway, no foreigner is gonna supplant and take the jobs of capable Italian players or whomever, man. I mean, do you hear people whining and bitching about this sort of **** in the North American sport leagues, huh? Do you see people ******dly and xenophobically complaining about the makeup of say the Raptors or whatever? Or the fact that Baseball is predominately Hispanic now adays?

I mean, was there an outcry when we were lifting the league cup? Of course not. So STFU about this non-issue.


Now, about the midfielder problems.......here's our depth chart


Combover boy......hardly someone you'd mistake for a creative/attacking midfielder

Vieira..........same ****

Dacourt....again, same ****. He's hardly a creator/provider

Figo......aging and can no longer be counted on to play the full 90mins

Stanko......very attack minded, also a decent provider when properly utilized.....there, a first

Solari........under utilized massively

Cesar? **** that asshole....his Lazio days are way behind 'em, and the only reason he gets some burn is because of Mancini's serious bias and favortism

then you've got Maicon, Maxwell, and Zanetti who all moonlight as wingers, and in Zanetti's case, also DM from time to time........where's the creativity and dynamism from that list? The game deciding playmaker who can with his sheer will and brilliance lift the team from its habitual funks??


We were the best of a mediocre lot last year in the league. We played in a very predictable and mind-numbingly boring fashion and most of our goals were average and undistinguishable from one another. I mean, we got results, but that doesn't mean that one should automatically equate results with flair, creativity and style, cause we were far from that, man. We were ridiculously formulaic and that's what I'm worried about again this season, man.

We had a terrible habit of taking the lead early last year and then faultering and struggling in the second half.....this was largely due to our lack of a capable attacking/creative MIDFIELDER! You wouldn't be making such an ignorant comment about our midfield if you'd actually watched a single game of ours, honestly. We were probably the most boring and creatively barren side in the UCL last year, how can you claim with such emphasis and retardedness that we were lacking in that department for just that one game? How can you disregard the other 7 or so games so stupidly? Because you didn't watch and endure through the embarrassing (not the results, but the way we played) loss to Sporting, Bayern, hell even the two wins against that Russian outfit, THEY WERE ******* UNBEARABLE!!


We were the most dull and lackluster team in the whole tourney and he's giving me this ****, man?

That ******* post, man............it angers me to no end......just the nerve and aloofness with which he delivers it.....makes me wanna get all homicidal.


Just go back to yer futile and irrelevant self-imposed exile, man.
 

davidcfs

Reserve Team
Yossarian;2373811 said:
^^^Man, your phony nationalism and pride is both pathetic and sickening. Tell me, what exactly does it matter if it's an Italian or some foreigner from some random country who puts the ball in the net for his respective club so long as it does go in? Is the incident that much more significant just because the scorer or whatever happens to be a local? Honestly, it's ******* inconsequential and completely meaningless who's who and which guy is from where at CLUB level.

Club teams have absolutely no obligation or moral imperative to care about the nationality of a youth or a senior player, or the development of local talent......so long as they're not violating any league rules....WHO GIVES A ****?......we've discussed this **** endlessly before. It's up to the respective national soccer organization of that country to deal with that ****, and anyway, no foreigner is gonna supplant and take the jobs of capable Italian players or whomever, man. I mean, do you hear people whining and bitching about this sort of **** in the North American sport leagues, huh? Do you see people ******dly and xenophobically complaining about the makeup of say the Raptors or whatever? Or the fact that Baseball is predominately Hispanic now adays?

I mean, was there an outcry when we were lifting the league cup? Of course not. So STFU about this non-issue.


Now, about the midfielder problems.......here's our depth chart


Combover boy......hardly someone you'd mistake for a creative/attacking midfielder

Vieira..........same ****

Dacourt....again, same ****. He's hardly a creator/provider

Figo......aging and can no longer be counted on to play the full 90mins

Stanko......very attack minded, also a decent provider when properly utilized.....there, a first

Solari........under utilized massively

Cesar? **** that asshole....his Lazio days are way behind 'em, and the only reason he gets some burn is because of Mancini's serious bias and favortism

then you've got Maicon, Maxwell, and Zanetti who all moonlight as wingers, and in Zanetti's case, also DM from time to time........where's the creativity and dynamism from that list? The game deciding playmaker who can with his sheer will and brilliance lift the team from its habitual funks??


We were the best of a mediocre lot last year in the league. We played in a very predictable and mind-numbingly boring fashion and most of our goals were average and undistinguishable from one another. I mean, we got results, but that doesn't mean that one should automatically equate results with flair, creativity and style, cause we were far from that, man. We were ridiculously formulaic and that's what I'm worried about again this season, man.

We had a terrible habit of taking the lead early last year and then faultering and struggling in the second half.....this was largely due to our lack of a capable attacking/creative MIDFIELDER! You wouldn't be making such an ignorant comment about our midfield if you'd actually watched a single game of ours, honestly. We were probably the most boring and creatively barren side in the UCL last year, how can you claim with such emphasis and retardedness that we were lacking in that department for just that one game? How can you disregard the other 7 or so games so stupidly? Because you didn't watch and endure through the embarrassing (not the results, but the way we played) loss to Sporting, Bayern, hell even the two wins against that Russian outfit, THEY WERE ******* UNBEARABLE!!


We were the most dull and lackluster team in the whole tourney and he's giving me this ****, man?

That ******* post, man............it angers me to no end......just the nerve and aloofness with which he delivers it.....makes me wanna get all homicidal.


Just go back to yer futile and irrelevant self-imposed exile, man.


Can I please send you one of my inter jerseys to sign? I need this autograph for my collection!
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
^^hurhur


Anyone know if Udinese fully owns Quagliarella now? BOY would I love to have this ****er at our club, man. Have they set a public valuation for 'em? Gotta be exorbitant, eh? 20million euros+? I don't care what their number is, man, we CANNOT let the "others" beat us in attaining his signature....if he goes abroad, I'll be pissed, but you know, it'll be less painful than seeing 'em donning a Juve or Milan jersey.

He's exactly what we need, man. A free roaming attacker who can smoothly switch to any offensive role and who's a lethal threat from just about anywhere on the opposition's half, man. He's also got that grit and fierce toughness that so many of the other Italian flair-filled attackers lack....that's probably his most endearing asset....that he's no punkass faggot who flops about like a freshly killed fish whenever someone comes near 'em.






Udinese probably has the best youth/scouting system in the Serie A, man. They're always scouring the planet and unearthing young new talent....always try to catch their games whenever they're on



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vaqzE6VUUA


him combined with that Nasri kid.........fuggedaboutit, man, fuggedaboutit!!!
 

mark77

Transfer Guru
I heard(wouldn't bet on it) Juve had an option on him and Zapata. ;)

after I talk about Nasri to Inter, the news comes out a week later on the net. Damn I'm so f*ckin' good. :p :mexican:
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite




those quads, those quads, THOSE MOTHER******* DRAGONSLAYING QUADS!!


He could probably leg extend 400pounds without much difficulty......man, just thinkin about that....gives me some serious wood!
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite
mark77;2375268 said:
after I talk about Nasri to Inter, the news comes out a week later on the net. Damn I'm so f*ckin' good. :p :mexican:


You weren't dubbed Moggi for no reason , brah....hurhurhur


mark77;2375268 said:
I heard(wouldn't bet on it) Juve had an option on him and Zapata. ;)



GOD NO, GOD NOOO!......wait a minute.......had? Or has?



One of the best defensive prospects in the Serie A coupled with one of the best offensive prospects? Must be some sort of Bianconeri conspiracy/allegiance, man. I mean, if they weren't willing to sell Muntari to us there must be something to it, right?

Do you know what exactly that they'd be getting back interms of personnel? And monetary funds?

Man, that'd be sick if that deal was to transpire............sheeeesh!
 

mark77

Transfer Guru
Yossarian;2375283 said:
You weren't dubbed Moggi for no reason , brah....hurhurhur






GOD NO, GOD NOOO!......wait a minute.......had? Or has?



One of the best defensive prospects in the Serie A coupled with one of the best offensive prospects? Must be some sort of Bianconeri conspiracy/allegiance, man. I mean, if they weren't willing to sell Muntari to us there must be something to it, right?

Do you know what exactly that they'd be getting back interms of personnel? And monetary funds?

Man, that'd be sick if that deal was to transpire............sheeeesh!

sorry, has.
That's just rumors flying around with all the deals we made with Udinese.

Paying 11.3m for Iaquinta, loaning them another good prospect in Paolucci, probably selling them Blasi for a couple of million, helping them get Quagliarella using the "forget Quaglia and we'll give you Mirante on loan and Gastaldello for cheap to Sampdoria" tactic. :p

Del Piero ain't getting any younger so that's why I think this could happen if Palladino doesn't show up.

Zapata is a great prospect but we have Andrade atm who's doing a good job and Criscito for the future. We're also linked to Serbia's U-21 CB/RB Ivanovic so these options could be very well not used.
 


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