Azizzada wants to wreak havoc
FUTBOL TORA BORA -- Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers' newest acquisition -- and the result of an affirmative action hire -- Arash Azizzada is ready and wants to wreak havoc. In an interview with the Afghan soccer daily, the superstar explained his anger.
"Let me first say, I wouldn't be here without Snitsky. May Allah bless this generous man. He's the person that made sure I had my visa. He's the one that personally sent a chopper to my cave to pick me up. I don't think a guy like Roman [Abramovich] or Shifty [Snyder] would've done that. They're stretch-limousine guys. Snitsky is a chopper guy. And I like chopper guys."
Azizzada was asked about his future at HSEW: "Oh, I'm ready. I want to cause pain, I want to wreak havoc. I wanna destroy. I'm a soldier and Snitsky is the commander-in-chief!"
Azizzada was asked about his temper. "Temper? You must be kidding." He than slowly walked over to his fish tank and killed 50 fish, decapitating some of them with a paper cutter that was lying nearby. "You guys make up the oddest stories."
FUTBOL TORA BORA -- Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers' newest acquisition -- and the result of an affirmative action hire -- Arash Azizzada is ready and wants to wreak havoc. In an interview with the Afghan soccer daily, the superstar explained his anger.
"Let me first say, I wouldn't be here without Snitsky. May Allah bless this generous man. He's the person that made sure I had my visa. He's the one that personally sent a chopper to my cave to pick me up. I don't think a guy like Roman [Abramovich] or Shifty [Snyder] would've done that. They're stretch-limousine guys. Snitsky is a chopper guy. And I like chopper guys."
Azizzada was asked about his future at HSEW: "Oh, I'm ready. I want to cause pain, I want to wreak havoc. I wanna destroy. I'm a soldier and Snitsky is the commander-in-chief!"
Azizzada was asked about his temper. "Temper? You must be kidding." He than slowly walked over to his fish tank and killed 50 fish, decapitating some of them with a paper cutter that was lying nearby. "You guys make up the oddest stories."