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Holy Snitsky Empire Wanderers thread
- Thread starter Bobby
- Start date
Sioux Falls 1-2 HSEW
SF: Jones 13
HSEW: John 55, Hall 81
HSEW:
Thornton
Ko
Hall
Koh
Brandon (Booked, 14 - Sent off, 85)
Langdon (Subbed for John, 45)
Flores
Azizzada
Ewan
Tucakovic (Booked, 84)
Mengerink (Booked, 33)
Unused Subs:
A Trialist (GK)
Abrehart
Stott
Daivari
Out:
Sharpe (Violent Play ban)
Snitsky (Injury)
SF: Jones 13
HSEW: John 55, Hall 81
HSEW:
Thornton
Ko
Hall
Koh
Brandon (Booked, 14 - Sent off, 85)
Langdon (Subbed for John, 45)
Flores
Azizzada
Ewan
Tucakovic (Booked, 84)
Mengerink (Booked, 33)
Unused Subs:
A Trialist (GK)
Abrehart
Stott
Daivari
Out:
Sharpe (Violent Play ban)
Snitsky (Injury)
Langdon issues ultimatum.
from bbc.co.uk
Disgruntled Holy Snitsky Empire midfielder, Robert Langdon has issued an ultimatum to the management team at the club after being subbed off again despite impressing many footballing pundits with his clever passing and scintillating runs.
“Play me, or I will quit”
Langdon is reported to be a target of many big clubs in England, but wants to stay at the club but feels many members of the club are pushing him out.
With many players of the club caught up in scandals, and poor off field behaviour, Langdon feels he deserves a full 90minutes of game time to impress and to restore the lost faith many have lost in the club.
from bbc.co.uk
Disgruntled Holy Snitsky Empire midfielder, Robert Langdon has issued an ultimatum to the management team at the club after being subbed off again despite impressing many footballing pundits with his clever passing and scintillating runs.
“Play me, or I will quit”
Langdon is reported to be a target of many big clubs in England, but wants to stay at the club but feels many members of the club are pushing him out.
With many players of the club caught up in scandals, and poor off field behaviour, Langdon feels he deserves a full 90minutes of game time to impress and to restore the lost faith many have lost in the club.
Rochester Rhino
Manager
Originally posted by barthez4
can someone pleeease explain to me what this thread is... aka how can i join the team?
(ps Rochester doesn't have a crappy school system... just Greece and Hilton.)
Wi wood u wunt too play four them, wat is rong wit ROC. traytor
btw i don't go to greece or hilton
Haukur Gudnason
::President Scouser::
EWAN TO WED
World class winger cum whingeing Holy Snitsky Empire club captain is set to tie the knot with long time sweetheart, Cherry Popped Dee after the latter was reported to have proposed to Ewan on the Cherry Dee internet message board with an attachment jpg of her remarkable mammaries with Ewan's picture strategically placed in between.
Up to 25000 guests were expected at the celebration for Ewan and Cherry's planned marriage. They will wed formally later this year. Montecristo cigars, sporting an extra band with a red heart and embossed "E" and "C" initials, awaited guests who were being driven to Chantilly castle just north of Paris.
Officials said the castle would be off-limits to the public from 5 p.m. (1600 GMT) and that Ewan's guests must leave by 1 a.m. Tuesday (0000 GMT) - giving him and his teammates time to return for training.
Haukur Gudnason
::President Scouser::
EWAN TO WED
World class winger cum whingeing Holy Snitsky Empire club captain is set to tie the knot with long time sweetheart, Jessica Evans after the latter was reported to have proposed to Ewan on the internet message board with an attachment jpg of her remarkable mammaries with Ewan's picture strategically placed in between.
Up to 25000 guests were expected at the celebration for Ewan and Jessica's planned marriage. They will wed formally later this year. Montecristo cigars, sporting an extra band with a red heart and embossed "E" and "J" initials, awaited guests who were being driven to Chantilly castle just north of Paris.
Officials said the castle would be off-limits to the public from 5 p.m. (1600 GMT) and that Ewan's guests must leave by 1 a.m. Tuesday (0000 GMT) - giving him and his teammates time to return for training.
Haukur Gudnason
::President Scouser::
EWAN TO WED
World class winger cum whingeing Holy Snitsky Empire club captain is set to tie the knot with long time sweetheart, Carrie Alba after the latter was reported to have proposed to Ewan on the internet message board with an attachment jpg of her remarkable mammaries with Ewan's picture strategically placed in between.
Up to 25000 guests were expected at the celebration for Ewan and Carrie's planned marriage. They will wed formally later this year. Montecristo cigars, sporting an extra band with a red heart and embossed "E" and "C" initials, awaited guests who were being driven to Chantilly castle just north of Paris.
Officials said the castle would be off-limits to the public from 5 p.m. (1600 GMT) and that Ewan's guests must leave by 1 a.m. Tuesday (0000 GMT) - giving him and his teammates time to return for training.
Haukur Gudnason
::President Scouser::
EWAN TO WED
World class winger cum whingeing Holy Snitsky Empire club captain is set to tie the knot with long time sweetheart, Sheree Thompson after the latter was reported to have proposed to Ewan on the internet message board with an attachment jpg of her remarkable mammaries with Ewan's picture strategically placed in between.
Up to 25000 guests were expected at the celebration for Ewan and Sheree's planned marriage. They will wed formally later this year. Montecristo cigars, sporting an extra band with a red heart and embossed "E" and "S" initials, awaited guests who were being driven to Chantilly castle just north of Paris.
Officials said the castle would be off-limits to the public from 5 p.m. (1600 GMT) and that Ewan's guests must leave by 1 a.m. Tuesday (0000 GMT) - giving him and his teammates time to return for training.
Haukur Gudnason
::President Scouser::
EWAN EXPLAINS 4 WEDDINGS AND NO FUNERAL
World class winger cum whingeing Holy Snitsky Empire club captain Ewan held a press conference at the club's training ground to explain to the mystified public of his wedding plans to 4 different women at the same ceremony to be held later this year.
Confronted with a barrage of queries from the attending press scum, Ewan, in his thick Scouse accent, said,
"I'm a Muslim."
The Holy Snitsky Empire club captain then was rushed through the back exit into a waiting limousine before the press had a chance to ask him whether his wedding plans would be affected by the paparazzi high resolution photographs of his leaving of actress Jessica Alba's apartment this morning after an overnight stay.
World class winger cum whingeing Holy Snitsky Empire club captain Ewan held a press conference at the club's training ground to explain to the mystified public of his wedding plans to 4 different women at the same ceremony to be held later this year.
Confronted with a barrage of queries from the attending press scum, Ewan, in his thick Scouse accent, said,
"I'm a Muslim."
The Holy Snitsky Empire club captain then was rushed through the back exit into a waiting limousine before the press had a chance to ask him whether his wedding plans would be affected by the paparazzi high resolution photographs of his leaving of actress Jessica Alba's apartment this morning after an overnight stay.
NASTY PASTY
Youth Team
Originally posted by Haukur Gudnason
EWAN TO WED
World class winger cum whingeing Holy Snitsky Empire club captain is set to tie the knot with long time sweetheart, Cherry Popped Dee after the latter was reported to have proposed to Ewan on the Cherry Dee internet message board with an attachment jpg of her remarkable mammaries with Ewan's picture strategically placed in between.
Up to 25000 guests were expected at the celebration for Ewan and Cherry's planned marriage. They will wed formally later this year. Montecristo cigars, sporting an extra band with a red heart and embossed "E" and "C" initials, awaited guests who were being driven to Chantilly castle just north of Paris.
Officials said the castle would be off-limits to the public from 5 p.m. (1600 GMT) and that Ewan's guests must leave by 1 a.m. Tuesday (0000 GMT) - giving him and his teammates time to return for training.
She's a right feckin slag mate, what the hell did you see in her?
Ubik Valis
Croatian Viking
2 goals biyatch! 
!!!
!!!Striker must calm down
HSEW striker Brian Mengerink has injured 4 strikers this preseason, and was recently benched as a punishment.
"If he doesn't calm down, he's risking red cards, and that's a problem as we already have Denis and myself in the side." said Leftback Bobby Brandon.
"I recently had to leave the dugout to stop him from attacking a fan singing anti Ohio songs, I shouldn't have had to do that." he added.
Mengerink has come under fire because he broke the ribs of Sioux Falls striker Billy McDonald with a hard challenge 3 minutes into the 2nd half of HSEW's 2-1 win.
Reports say that Mengerink must clean up his behavior or risk being benched in favor of signing Stern John.
HSEW striker Brian Mengerink has injured 4 strikers this preseason, and was recently benched as a punishment.
"If he doesn't calm down, he's risking red cards, and that's a problem as we already have Denis and myself in the side." said Leftback Bobby Brandon.
"I recently had to leave the dugout to stop him from attacking a fan singing anti Ohio songs, I shouldn't have had to do that." he added.
Mengerink has come under fire because he broke the ribs of Sioux Falls striker Billy McDonald with a hard challenge 3 minutes into the 2nd half of HSEW's 2-1 win.
Reports say that Mengerink must clean up his behavior or risk being benched in favor of signing Stern John.
Haukur Gudnason
::President Scouser::
Ewan Applauds Tucakovic Weight Loss
HSEW captain has praised Tucakovic for his recent fine form as exhibited by the latter's brace against Fargo and has encouraged the youngster to continue to wage his perennial battle with his ballooning physical stature by sticking to his own plate during meals at the club's training ground.
"It would be nice to have my share of the pie and be able to eat it."
Ewan also went on record to dedicate his penalty goal in the last match to his 4 wives who are all in the early stages of pregnancy.
HSEW captain has praised Tucakovic for his recent fine form as exhibited by the latter's brace against Fargo and has encouraged the youngster to continue to wage his perennial battle with his ballooning physical stature by sticking to his own plate during meals at the club's training ground.
"It would be nice to have my share of the pie and be able to eat it."
Ewan also went on record to dedicate his penalty goal in the last match to his 4 wives who are all in the early stages of pregnancy.
NASTY PASTY
Youth Team
more like three wives u spoon, we all know she's shagging some puff boy footballer from some second division Welsh league team, and I seen him in real life, he makes Totti look butch 