pooing on foreign territory (sponsered by fc infesta)

[MaestroZidane]

Over the holidays, I was treated to this tasty drink, it was a mix of pure Alcohol from sugar cane, some fresh orage juice, and a dash of red habanero peppers. Very very tasty, but boy did I pay for it the next morning.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I drank about half a liter of vodka and... I guess that means about a liter of tomato juice... one day when me and my friend were celebrating our birthdays. We also went out later, the bloodies were day drinking. The next day I looked at my poo and I shit you not my heart skipped a beat because I thought I was shitting blood. Was just the bloody marys.

I was wondering if I had told that story in here before and I found

This

You have to click the little arrow to take you back as I've gotten more paranoid of people finding out about my posting here, but you're gonna want to do that.

 

[Alex]

Why does poo go green after a big night on red wine. It's one of the wonders of the world.

 

[Chuckínho]

Are you drinking it straight from the green bottle? Is the wine really red lol

 

[Alex]

Do they even have wine in Scotland?

It's definitely red wine, and it's not just me this happens to.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

They have Buckfast

I dont even want to think about what that does to your excrement

 

[Chuckínho]

LOL

Buckie eh, the ned's favourite.
I don;t touch the stuff as I don't come from Lanarkshire.

I think wine is generally discouraged in Scotland...
Especially when you can mix all sorts of stuff with IRN-Bru and the Cider and Ginger Beer are so big.

 

[Alex]

LOL

Buckie eh, the ned's favourite.
I don;t touch the stuff as I don't come from Lanarkshire.

I think wine is generally discouraged in Scotland...
Especially when you can mix all sorts of stuff with IRN-Bru and the Cider and Ginger Beer are so big.

And Scotch! Mmmmmmmm whisky

 

[Filipower]

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

if a massive black guy asked to shít in my toilet ide be so proud. ide request him not to flush it

 

[MaestroZidane]

Using Japanese toilets, but still haven't had the opportunity to use the high tech ones...

 

[Alex]

Korea have those too. I didn't mind them, but I prefer the Thai style bidet (hose) to the static sitting ones.

I'm in Thailand at the moment, I was very disappointed when I realised that because I'm at an expensive Thai resort they don't have them (as it's all western guests).

 

[MaestroZidane]

That's my situation as well.

I was in a Tokyo Convention center where the mens Bathrooms had the three kind of toilet options. Regular, fancy ones, and old school squatting ones.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

This issue may have been already discussed, but how bad is it when you are desperate to shit, sit down and let go, then realize there is no toilet paper. What are different coping strategies for such situations? Let us assume a messy bar shit when you are slightly intoxicated and the bathroom is busy.

 

[Bobby]

Do you carry a messenger bag, or is that a "Bobby thing"? I keep the newspaper with me, I assume that'd be a good emergency option.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I carry nothing, rarely even a pack of kleenex. I am viciously underprepared for such travesties. This has happened to me a few times and I will explain some of my differing solutions in due course.

 

[MaestroZidane]

I have made it a habit to check for toilet paper when opening the bathroom stall to avoid such issues. If there is none, I just hold on and pray for another bathroom near by.

 

[Bobby]

Do they have those industrial grade brown hand towels which are pretty much an institution here?

 

[Mus]

If its busy ask someone to chuck you some

 

[Alex]

Getting someone to hand you some, using paper towel etc are all ideal solutions when possible. They're not always possible.

The worst I've had to do was wash myself with water, dry myself with my underwear, and then not wear underwear.