Sir Didier Drogba;3631389 said:This issue may have been already discussed, but how bad is it when you are desperate to shit, sit down and let go, then realize there is no toilet paper. What are different coping strategies for such situations? Let us assume a messy bar shit when you are slightly intoxicated and the bathroom is busy.
That happened to me the other day. I was getting ready to sacrifice my undershirt, but then I thought of the unthinkable... I rummaged through the trash can and realized that people are extremely wasteful of toilet paper. I was able to find enough clean paper to wipe my ass thoroughly. I still got home and showered three times and sprayed holy water on my right hand, which was the one that went down under to make sure I'd expel the shit demons.