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Mandieta6

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Whilst we're on pizza stories and judaism, I'm reminded on an incident of my own. A delivery boy came with the pizzas which cost around 30-something. I'm not sure how it happened, but I had a fifty note to give him, and some coins, somehow I ended up with the pizzas, the 50, the twenty change, and him with the coins.

Scary thing is it was unintended. :(
 
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Tom

That Nice Guy
I love it when that happens, i once paid for a snooker game with a twenty pound note (it cost £14). He came back, gave me my change of a fiver and one pound.... and the twenty i'd just given him (H)
 
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Mandieta6

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It becomes less fun when it happens so often that the pizza place no longer accept my notes, and want exact change :(
 
Back Door Skip

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Pedro
Staff member
I did that on my first day working at this department store. I ended up giving this dude his change plus the bill he gave me. I realized what I had done instantly, but I didn't care enough to stop the dude and make him fork over the cash back. He can consider that a gift.

Oh and in totally unrelated events, I got fired from that job a few weeks after. Good times.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Guys I have to be honest with you and tell you that I just made that story up in order to facilitate the amazing punchline... before you overanalyse it toooooooo much :p
 
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King

My ass smells like your mom
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2450813 said:
Guys I have to be honest with you and tell you that I just made that story up in order to facilitate the amazing punchline... before you overanalyse it toooooooo much :p
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Dude I dont care if you made that up or not! Even if you said that you took a crap in Den's mouth, I did still believe ya.........Well that might have actually happened but point is that your posts are forum saving posts! This forums is dieing like an emo bleeding from his cuts!
 
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goal_machine84

Senior Squad
King;2450841 said:
Dude I dont care if you made that up or not! Even if you said that you took a crap in Den's mouth, I did still believe ya.........Well that might have actually happened but point is that your posts are forum saving posts! This forums is dieing like an emo bleeding from his cuts!
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Vintage King (H) (H) !!

Den's post on page 5 is a work of art...it was a nice read as always :rockman:

btw, i am not fearful of the airplan loo now....unless its Air India :kader:
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
King you're an amazing ego boost (Y)

In other news, I made Bobby vomit last night. Seriously.
 
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