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Zlatan

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And here I was thinking sex before a match actually was bad for your performance on the field.
 
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Zlatan;2740536 said:
And here I was thinking sex before a match actually was bad for your performance on the field.
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Well I remember Ronaldo (Brazil) saying a couple of years ago that sex before a match is a key to his success (Y)
 
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Krypton X

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Sounds like there's a bit of a sausage fest in China

http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,26182164-5014090,00.html

SWEDISH tourism bodies have been swamped with inquiries from millions of men captivated by a mythical town rumoured to be home to 25,000 #@%!$-mad lesbians.

The town of "Chako Paul City" is said to have been founded in 1820 in the northern Swedish woods by a wealthy man-hating widow.

Two blonde women are rumoured to stand guard at the town, which also features a medieval castle.

Many of the town’s female residents became lesbians “because they could not suppress their sexual needs”, Chinese news service Harbin News reports.

The myth has been embraced by the Chinese media, with millions of men crippling the country’s internet providers trying to find out how to get to the town.

However, men have been warned by media reports that they risk being “beaten half to death” by police if they dare pay a visit.

"I've no idea where this came from but it's not true," local authorities' spokesman Claes Bertilson told Sweden’s new service The Local about the rumour.

“At 25,000 residents, the town would be one of the largest in northern Sweden, and I find it hard to believe that you could keep something like that a secret for more than 150 years.”

Mr Bertilson said he did not know where the fictitious account could have originated.

“I have no idea where something like this could have come from,” he said.

Although Per Wilhelmsson of the tourist office in Umea in northern Sweden said he had never heard of Chako Paul City, he did confirm that tourism in the area is bustling.

“Our tourism industry is doing quite well, among the best in northern Sweden,” he said.
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Greeks better make sure they never hear of this place

 
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Ubik Valis

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Haha, reminds me of the time I was playing Rome: Total War and one of the provinces had been taken over by Lesbian Rebels. (H)
 
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Dragan T;2743594 said:
Haha, reminds me of the time I was playing Rome: Total War and one of the provinces had been taken over by Lesbian Rebels. (H)
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If that happened in real life, you'd have to protect your province from all the neighboring countries wanting to invade. :borat:
 
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