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News Of The World

Keegan

Yardie
Excuse me, what do you have - a penis or a vagina?

A South African athlete will be forced to have a test to prove she is a woman after storming to victory in the 800-metres at the World Athletic Championships.


Caster Semenya celebrates after winning a gold medal in Berlin

Caster Semenya's muscular physique and quick rise to the top of the sport have sparked widespread speculation about her gender.

The 18-year-old first aroused suspicions by posting the fastest 800m time in the world this year while winning gold at the African junior championships.

The International Association of Athletics Federations, the sport's governing body, has ordered the teenager to have a gender verification test.

It will involve a physical medical evaluation, and includes reports from a gynaecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender.
 

Ubik Valis

Croatian Viking
Keegan;2721870 said:
A South African athlete will be forced to have a test to prove she is a woman after storming to victory in the 800-metres at the World Athletic Championships.


Caster Semenya celebrates after winning a gold medal in Berlin

Caster Semenya's muscular physique and quick rise to the top of the sport have sparked widespread speculation about her gender.

The 18-year-old first aroused suspicions by posting the fastest 800m time in the world this year while winning gold at the African junior championships.

The International Association of Athletics Federations, the sport's governing body, has ordered the teenager to have a gender verification test.

It will involve a physical medical evaluation, and includes reports from a gynaecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender.


Well, she does have ridiculously broad shoulders for a woman... :(

I bet if you did a test with the second pic you posted (but the bottom part cut off) and asked people what gender they thought this person had, 90% would say male....
 

Zlatan

Fan Favourite
Keegan;2721870 said:
It will involve a physical medical evaluation, and includes reports from a gynaecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender.


Hahahahahahahaha..... :rofl:
 

Elber2k3

Senior Squad
I watched the decathlon and there was some Swedish guy who looked like an ugly woman.

btw. how do you call people who participate in decathlon?
 

Keegan

Yardie
I had never heard of The Daily Mash before today, but they have earned a bookmark! (Y)

CASTER Semenya, the big, strong athlete, will today be checked for a pair of balls.


Recent photos suggest that if Semenya has balls, they are detachable

Semenya has come under suspicion after pumping her large, muscley arms in a way that made normal girl athletes look weak, vulnerable and pretty.

Officials from the International Athletics Association will today perform an eight-point ball check on the South African.

The test will involve Semenya removing her trousers and pants before a team of gender recognition specialists shine a torch between her legs and start poking about with a long spoon.

An IAA spokesman said: "If we can't see the balls immediately we will then ask her to turn around to make sure she hasn't shoved them between her legs like that freaky bit in Silence of the Lambs.

"If we find at least one ball then there is a 60-70% chance that she's not really a girl. If we find a great, big cock then the chances increase to about 90%."

He added: "We will also be searching her room and her luggage to make sure she hasn't hidden her cock and balls inside an old shoe or an empty milk carton."

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, backed the tests adding: "Normally, when there is a suspicion over someone's gender the first question a scientist would ask is 'does she have balls?'.

"If the answer comes back 'yes' then what you've got is either a male human or that strange, halfway-house mutant that usually ends up in an Irish boy band."
 


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