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Mikey

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Originally posted by Hakeem


I heard there's a JLo monologue about pussys that is really painful to watch.

Ya, that was torture. It was affleck and lopez arguing for literally 15 min about who can please a women more. And than it ends with Lopez asking him to go down on her and saying (im not joking) .. "It's turkey time... gobble gobble"

:eek:
 

$teauA

Superstar
Haha...Gigli (H), the day that I see that I will also stab myself in the neck...seriouly :(.

Anyway I saw Memento today in Psychology class, awesome thriller. Guy Pierce is so awesome in it, Carrie Anne Moss is just a bitch and she kind of ruined it for me a little bit but I guess Joe Pants fixed that he's awesome. And it was great sitting in class with the teacher there watching the scene where Moss just cusses the hell out of Pierce just hilarious.
 
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Sir Calumn

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I just watched Man on Fire, I didnt bother about it when it came out in the cinemas but Tom said he thought it was excellent, so I bought the DVD a couple of days back. Not bad at all, one of those action flicks you can really enjoy yet is a technically very good film, like Traffic and Training Day, and solid performances from everyone. I would recommend it when the price comes down.
 
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Virgo

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just watched:

Oldboy - A MUST SEE! Awesome korean movie, one of the best movies I've ever seen and one of the best thrillers of the decade for sure. Great direction work as well. Don't miss this one

Garden State - Truly amazing writing here. Zach Braff may have disappointed me as an actor in this one, but his writing was truly great and hearth warming. Natalie Portman is quickly becoming my favourite actress after her roles here and in Closer, and Peter Sarsgaard was pretty good too. A big :Bow: to Zach for managing to achieve Wes Anderson has been trying unsuccessfully for the past years... to make a movie that stands for today's youth.

Bubba Ho-Tep - This is probably the weirdest movie I've ever seen. It's a low budget B movie with a highly original script, as you can see in the plot outline : "Elvis and JFK, both alive and in nursing homes, fight for the souls of their fellow residents as they battle an ancient Egyptian Mummy". This film is a one man's show... if you're a Bruce Campbell fan don't miss this one because his portrayal of the King of Rock N' Roll is godly. It almost deserves to be in a bigger and more serious movie.

Napoleon Dynamite - Didn't really get into it. Didn't laugh once throughout the whole movie... guess it's just not my kind of humour. Yes it has good characters but that's really not enough to make me like a movie.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Good calls on Oldboy and Garden State (Y) Did you, like me, go into Oldboy expecting just another cool martial arts flick? I think thats why I liked it so much, so unexected yet so great.
 
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Virgo

Guest
nah I was told to see that one by a friend that is studying cinema who said it was the best picture he had seen last year. I went expecting one of those really confuse asian plots, manga-like because that's the type of stuff that my friend likes and I just don't.



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I just heard they're making an american remake... but without Incest...dunno why but got a feeling it will suck hard :p
 

$teauA

Superstar
Originally posted by Sir Didier*CFC
I just watched Man on Fire, I didnt bother about it when it came out in the cinemas but Tom said he thought it was excellent, so I bought the DVD a couple of days back. Not bad at all, one of those action flicks you can really enjoy yet is a technically very good film, like Traffic and Training Day, and solid performances from everyone. I would recommend it when the price comes down.

It premiered on HBO tonight, didn't bother to watch it (F1) but I put it on my Tivo, might watch it tomorrow. Heard it was good as well.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by $teauA
It premiered on HBO tonight, didn't bother to watch it (F1) but I put it on my Tivo, might watch it tomorrow. Heard it was good as well.
Wow you guys get things on TV early...

Yeah, definately worth watching if you can see it for free.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
Hitch

So last night i decided to go with a few friends to see Hitch at the incredibly large screen 7 at the UGC Cinemas in Sheffield. All very.. big.

Not a bad film at all, at some points it tends to lose itself too much in the romantic aspect of things, forgetting the humour, but this only happens from time to time. Other than that it was a great film.

Will Smith plays 'Hitch', a date doctor for guys who are not exactly gifted with the art of dating, the underlying premise is that he doesnt seem to want (or be able to) love another girl, after he saw the first girl he ever loved cheating on him at high school, since then he appears to have grown in confidence yet cant ever have a long fulfilling relationship; instead he opts to helps out other guys with his knowledge of the female existance.

The backbone of the narrative lies with Albert Brennaman, a fat hapless guy who wants to date one of the most attractive celebrities in the world. Hitch agrees to help him out, while Eva Mendez plays a Journalist trying to find out; 1. who the date doctor is, and 2. who the hell is Albert Brennaman?

The story really starts to gather pace as Mendez finds out that the guy who she has being dating turns out to be the infamous Hitch, provoking her into a feminist-like trance for a few minutes.

I'm not going to relay the whole story here, but you get the general idea behind the film.

It's a very decent film, Smith plays the role extremley well in his first out-and-out comedy in years, yet the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air like humour seems to be gone for good, only a few times do we see the true magic of Smith's acting come out, for most of the time it seems his routine his simply elementary, rarely getting out of second-gear (poor metaphor i know).

It is this that is the only thing disapointing about the movie, Mendez plays a role i have never seen her play before, she is charismatic and for the most part funny. Kevin James (Albert) plays the part very effectively, he draws on Office-like humour (Ricky Gervais-esk) and really makes the scenes his own. Amber Valetta (Elegra.. the celeb) also looks good, her acting is simplistic yet also goes well with the shy celebrity style established by Julia Roberts in Notting Hill.

All in all a good movie, with a classic script and great acting, the only thing that would have made this film better is a slightly less formulaic ending, and a wider variety of humour (probably some improv) from the otherwise excellent Will Smith.

3/5 - There might be better stuff out, but this is well worth a watch too.

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taken from moi blog; http://misplacedchildhood.blogspot.com/

TROD.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Sunday Times gave Hitch 1 star, and it looks soooooo bad to me, plus I hate Will Smith, so I'll be missing this one I think.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Somehow, I think I would agree with it when it comes to this film, but then, Will Smith trying to be funny in a teen film really isnt my thing.
 

Tom

That Nice Guy
im glad you said "when it comes to this film"

otherwise id have had to destroy you :)

TROD.
 

Chacarita Juniors

The artist formerly known as ronnifan9
Kids...never see it before.

Holy sh!t, I actually though twice about calling my girl after I watched this movie...I sat across from her when we were eating just so she would'nt touch me. :S

Seriously, this movie is that powerfull.

But fvcking 2 virgins in one day = :mrpimp: ...this was Rosario Dawson's first movie (Y)
 

Hakeem

Superman
and Chloë Sevigny :hump:

Larry Clark's movies are really shocking. I havent seen Kids but I saw Bully and loved it.
Teenage Caveman is ok but mostly for the sex scenes. the whole futuristic stuff didnt work for me.
and then Ive just seen parts of Ken Park and it was kind of disgusting :(
 

$teauA

Superstar
Watched Man On Fire last night, great thriller (Y), I'm still a little confused though I know it was made after a book but was the book made after true events?

Denzel Washington (Y)
Dakota Fanning (Y)
Mark Anthony (Y)(suprised at how good his performance was)
 

Hakeem

Superman
I just got back from this British movie called 'Dear Frankie' with Emily Mortimer and Gerald Butler. a great emotional drama. the movie is set in Glascow. have you guys heard of it?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377752/


it also has a great soundtrack with a really awesome song from Damien Rice called 'Delicate' (Y)
 


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