Originally posted by Dave
nah she lives to far away... but kiwis are tapping at your backyard so rather **** them than my mom.
if you were at least as smart as a raisin you'd know that kiwis means people of New Zealand. so after reading your message, i went out and ****ed a Kiwi and it was actually quite good. so thanks for that, it's shame I'll have to cut your mom off coz the phone sex was actually quite good. ah well...easy come easy go