Well it's official now Squidward is a member of Arsenal FC.
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/squillaci-signs-for-arsenal
The resemblance is uncanny
UCL draw looks good, we get to give Dudu the send-off a great guy like him deserves and meet Os Arsenalistas (plus their stadium is awesome) - downside is that we have away fixtures after 5 of the group stage games.