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    Convey to Spurs Again

    Report: Spurs after Convey again Aris Ohanessian, USSOCCERUK.COM After his failed transfer to England in 2003, D.C. United midfielder Bobby Convey is set to repeat his past footsteps with renewed interest coming from the Premiership's Tottenham Hotspur. The White Hart Lane club is...
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    Tranmere Rovers sign Zola

    Zola makes Rovers move Thursday, 27 May 2004 by Peter ORourke Tranmere Rovers have snapped up highly-rated Newcastle United striker Calvin Zola. The 19-year-old has penned a two-year deal at Prenton Park. Zola attracted the interest of Rovers boss Brian Little when he played against...
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    If Sharapova Was a Book

    If Sharapova was a book she would be Sarah Plain and Tall. I don't understand why everyone is saying she is so hot. Sharapova looks like your average B-cup Russian chick to me. Just because she plays tennis does not make her good looking does it. If Sharapova played basketball instead of tennis...
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    A Better Message to the Youth

    When I wake up in the morning And the clock lets out a warning I don't think I'll ever make it on time By the time I got my books I give myself a look I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus slide by It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell If the teacher pops a test I know...
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    The Ronaldihno, Machester United, Who would you do? Cluster**** Thread

    If some guy gave me money and said "Spend this on players who you think would make the world best soccer team." The first player I would buy is this 60 year old guy I saw with a Will Work for Sign because I figure he has a hunger. A hunger that could only be satisfied with winning soccer games...
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    Huddersfield do Something or Other

    Huddersfield Town 2 - Lincoln City 2 Huddersfield advance to a final with a draw in the 4 half bubbles of McAlpine. They play either Mansfield or Northampton in the final. 'Tis a shame the Terroirs only fan is not here to brag about it.
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    I hate Women

    The school that I am suppose to be attending next fall Syracuse University today changed the school nickname from Orangemen to Orange. Now to most of you this is nothing and is a non issuse. For me this pissed me off to an extreme level. The reason why is simple. Are you ******* kidding me...
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    Brittney Spears gets Married to not 1 but 3 Men

    In shocking news it appears last night that Brittney Spears ended up getting married to three men last night at a shotgun wedding in Utah last night. Before that Marriage Ceremonies witnesses claim to have seen Spears at a Popeye's Chicken eating out of what was being discribed as a trough like...
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    UEFA Cup 1st leg Semi Final Newcastle Emergency Hospital vs. Marseille [P]&[R]

    Our beloved Toon take on French club Marseille in which should be an interesting game to say the least. The following Newcastle players are out or doubtful for the game: Bellamy Jenas Ameobi Dyer Griffin The following have injury problems which may keep them from playing...
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    The Dildo Sandwich

    Carlos in the Box a fast food company based here on the west coast has brought the fast food market to a sexy halt. They call it the Pannido. It is around a foot and half long. I cannot honestly see how you could eat this. I tried ordering one and didn't have the nerves too. To top it off they...
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    The World's most worthless Soccer Shoes

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    Kezman to Tyneside

    http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/news/tm_objectid=14138447&method=full&siteid=50081&headline=toon-in-talks-over-psv-star-name_page.html Toon in talks over PSV star Apr 11 2004 By The Sunday SunBy Neil Farrington, Sunday Sun Newcastle United have held...
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    Footykits4u

    I am going to go ahead and start a thread for him. I have purchased a jersey from him. I have not got it yet but I was impressed by what he did for me. I want a jersey he nor does anyone else beside the NUFC.com shop have. It is the Grey Euro change jersey. I don't buy stuff from the NUFC.com...
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    Everyone goes to school with these kids

    The kid who won't stop asking questions- I hated this kid because he would also ask these questions at the most pointless times. He would never ask them before test but he would always have a ****load of questions before a movie would start. None of the questions would be relevant. They would...
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    Manchester City set to play on boat

    Everyone's favorite Manchester City FC has set up to play a groundbreaking game on a boat according to MCFC.com. They are set to play a little known aquatic team Savage Pirates AFC in which should be an amusing match nonetheless. The game, which can only be seen by other boats that are near the...
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    Good Luck John Kerry

    Yesterday John Kerry visited the little slice of heaven that is Sacramento were he had a rousing stop at an adult school (i.e. school for retards). What was really sad about it is that in the morning is at my university in the morning before his big day there were several Kerry workers asking...
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    Norwich 0 - Crystal Palace 1

    Norwich gets owned by an average Palace team Wayne Routledge what a legend.
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    Player you model your game after

    First off if you say Pele or Maradona or Ronaldo or Zidane you can save it. No one here has the talent to do things any of those players do so there is no need to lie. I play alot like the Legend himself Duncan Ferguson. I really don't do that much. I am tall not very fast and I seem to get...
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    Hasselbaink wants Ranieri to stop tinkering

    http://soccernet.espn.go.com/headlinenews?id=293698&cc=5901 Hasselbaink tells Blues: 'I'm leaving' Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink has told Chelsea he will leave in the summer unless he is guaranteed first-team football. The Dutch striker has become increasingly disillusioned by the...
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    Other Fourm Ads

    Is there anything that can be done about people from other fourms trying to spam here. I mean I don't want to go to some cheap ass fourms where everyone is a mod or you can get free stuff. It would be one thing if these people were active posters but they just make one post for their ****ty...
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