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The Dildo Sandwich

pennington10

Senior Squad
Carlos in the Box a fast food company based here on the west coast has brought the fast food market to a sexy halt. They call it the Pannido. It is around a foot and half long. I cannot honestly see how you could eat this. I tried ordering one and didn't have the nerves too. To top it off they have put a pickle in this. Like making a long wang like object wasn't enough of a hint but they put a pickle in it to cement the fact that this might as well be a penis you are eating.



I wonder if you get it for free if you can deep throat it errr eat it in one bite.
 

Pferd

Reserve Team
uh its a thin sandiwch. if it had a cockhead then yea, maybe id be disconcerted, but i mean you eat hot dogs right?
 

Jacky

Senior Squad
Originally posted by PhiLLer
At least it won't be as embarassing as eating a banana in public:D

man people are paranoid... :kader:

next people will say they don't buy pie coz of what they saw in "that" movie.. LOL

or chocolate dip or peanut butter coz it looks like sh!t.

well if that hotdog like looking thing bothers u then cut it into a few peaces so that it doesn't freak u out.....(bleh.. people these days worry about these kind of things instead of what is going around our world)
 

Moron

Fast Breeder
Life Ban
ITS JUST A ****IN HOTDOG BOYS!!!


CALM DOWN BOYz!!!! :|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|


YOu guys watching too much porn or something??
 

PhiLLer

Fan Favourite
I wouldn't have a problem eating that or a hot dog yet it's funny how people always get paranoid and think everyone's looking at them when they're eating a banana in public, kinda like eating a Big Mac on a train in rush hour:D
 

pennington10

Senior Squad
This isn't even close to a hot dog. Hot dogs are not the size of your arm. Also you guys haven't seen it move. There is this commerical and it is these old people at a wedding and they are holding it and it is flopping around and one chich even strokes it. It has to be made as joke.
 

LuckyStrike

Youth Team
Last year in Vegas my friend and I woke up early and got some thing to eat. We came back to the hotel and picked up his dad. Well his dad had seen program on the Food Network about how Vegas has the worlds largest hot dogs for sale or something. Anyway, we didnt want to tell him we already ate without him so we went to the casino that had the massive dogs.

I was standing in line waiting to order when I caught my first glimpse. At least a foot long and as thick as my wrist. My friend's dad is all excited because he had heard all about this hot dog from TV. Meanwhile my already full belly is saying "no :kader: no :kader: no :kader: "

I placed my order and picked up the dog....it was heavy as f*ck. I managed to eat about 3/4 of the thing before it started to feel like i was eating somone's arm. I can't describe the feeling but it grossed me out. At that point I tossed the bloody thing.

You may be able to find a picture of the damm thing if you search for it on google. I would provide one but everything is blocked here.
 

Hristos

Reserve Team
Not only is it long and floppy, but the place selling it is called "Carlos in the box". LOL. BOING!

:kader: I'm sorry for that bad joke. I just wrote a hard exam. Go easy on me.
 

PScott

Senior Squad
Re: The Dildo Sandwich

Originally posted by pennington10
Carlos in the Box a fast food company based here on the west coast has brought the fast food market to a sexy halt. They call it the Pannido. It is around a foot and half long. I cannot honestly see how you could eat this. I tried ordering one and didn't have the nerves too. To top it off they have put a pickle in this. Like making a long wang like object wasn't enough of a hint but they put a pickle in it to cement the fact that this might as well be a penis you are eating.



I wonder if you get it for free if you can deep throat it errr eat it in one bite.
Does it come with Mayo?
 


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