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Brittney Spears gets Married to not 1 but 3 Men

pennington10

Senior Squad
In shocking news it appears last night that Brittney Spears ended up getting married to three men last night at a shotgun wedding in Utah last night. Before that Marriage Ceremonies witnesses claim to have seen Spears at a Popeye's Chicken eating out of what was being discribed as a trough like object. The overwieght starlet then scored some coke from one of Utah's imfamous coke dealers and headed off to the wedding. While the vows were private the idenities of the three grooms have been found out.

Husband number one is none other than Arsenal keeper Rami Shaaban. Here he is counting how many people are at the wedding. It's 4 people.



Husband number two is star of the movie Major League: Back to the minors and Quantum Leap Scott Bakula. Shown here with his shirt off for some reason.



Finally in a surprise the third husband was none other than NWO superstar Buff "The Real Stuff" Bagwell. Buff who is most notably known for kicking people after the rest of NWO had beaten them up is expected to show Brittney "The Real Stuff"




Well I guess this is bad news for Brittney Spears fans. I guess they will have to focus on Bjork or those chicks from ABBA now that their idol is gone.
 

ishan1990

Senior Squad
whats with all these brittany threads lately? Well, as long as you are making fun of her, keep them comming!:p
 

Glorious

Starting XI
Re: Brittney Spears gets Married to not 1 but 3 Men

Originally posted by pennington10
In shocking news it appears last night that Brittney Spears ended up getting married to three men last night at a shotgun wedding in Utah last night. Before that Marriage Ceremonies witnesses claim to have seen Spears at a Popeye's Chicken eating out of what was being discribed as a trough like object. The overwieght starlet then scored some coke from one of Utah's imfamous coke dealers and headed off to the wedding. While the vows were private the idenities of the three grooms have been found out.

Husband number one is none other than Arsenal keeper Rami Shaaban. Here he is counting how many people are at the wedding. It's 4 people.



Husband number two is star of the movie Major League: Back to the minors and Quantum Leap Scott Bakula. Shown here with his shirt off for some reason.



Finally in a surprise the third husband was none other than NWO superstar Buff "The Real Stuff" Bagwell. Buff who is most notably known for kicking people after the rest of NWO had beaten them up is expected to show Brittney "The Real Stuff"




Well I guess this is bad news for Brittney Spears fans. I guess they will have to focus on Bjork or those chicks from ABBA now that their idol is gone.


Does Buff Bagwell still wrestle? i haven't watched WWE for years.
 


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