pooing on foreign territory (sponsered by fc infesta)

[RobbieD_PL]

haha, how ******* boring.

"they" removed the link.

You could always PM it, or better yet, send it in the post-reputation comments box.

 

[Ubik Valis]

haha, how ******* boring.

"they" removed the link.

Maybe because it's inappropriate, stupido.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Hanek, are you causing trouble again?

 

[::shinji::]

I've just re-read this entire thread and it's still the greatest conversation that's ever taken place here, not to mention it also contains the greatest piece of literature SG has ever known! (courtesy of Jambo Den)

Shame on all of us for letting this topic die and fall into obscurity.

 

[Bobby]

You had any good poos away from the home ground lately, shinji?

 

[::shinji::]

Well, I work outdoors so I'm often forced to go out in the woods, pretty normal occurrence these days so nothing really to write about.. although the other day after taking a torrid post chickpea curry poop out in the middle of nowhere (Pakistani forum members will sympathize), I came to the God awful realization that I was down to my last 2 wet-wipes and this was easily gonna be a 5-6 wipe job. There's nothing more terrifying than looking down at a pile of vibrant yellow-orange dung and discovering you've only got two little paper squares to do the clean up. Needless to say I used every little piece of real estate on those wipes..

Unpleasant but necessary.

 

[Bobby]

Haha. I'd have looked for some leaves just to be safe!

 

[rony31]

Last summer me and my friend were doing some stonework around a pool at some random house, my boss had dropped us off and left to some other house and I had to the take the biggest **** ever. It got to the point where I couldn't walk without clenching my ass violently to prevent my sphincter from opening. The house's backyard was fenced off from a big forest so I jumped the fence, collected a ****load of grape leaves and let loose. God damn flies tormented me the entire time, and the leaves didn't feel like they did anything at all I was wearing white boxers at the time too, so when I got home I was terrified that I had some serious skids and they'd be trash, but surprisingly nothing.

 

[Pogba4Now]

Some funny stories here

Ok this has been posted before on these forums years back. I'm just posting it for those who haven't read that yet. A bit off topic but worth a read.

http://leedeth.wordpress.com/2006/12/03/do-not-shave-your-ass-hair/

 

[goal_machine84]

Last summer me and my friend were doing some stonework around a pool at some random house, my boss had dropped us off and left to some other house and I had to the take the biggest **** ever. It got to the point where I couldn't walk without clenching my ass violently to prevent my sphincter from opening. The house's backyard was fenced off from a big forest so I jumped the fence, collected a ****load of grape leaves and let loose. God damn flies tormented me the entire time, and the leaves didn't feel like they did anything at all I was wearing white boxers at the time too, so when I got home I was terrified that I had some serious skids and they'd be trash, but surprisingly nothing.

 

[$teauA]

I still think the right answer is St. Johnstone.

 

[Tom]

Still the greatest thread ever.

 

[theo]

bam!

 

[::shinji::]

this thread will live in infamy forever

 

[Alex]

Me and my mates often speak of "PPs" or Professional Poos.

This is at work - you're essentially being paid to poo.

So if you're really busting to go, just before you start, you hold it, clock in, and then go.

Sometimes on my days off when I need to poo, I feel that I should get time in lieu from work.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

I definitely do that. If there's 30 minutes left in my shift and I would easily be able to hold it until I get home, I'll still go drop a deuce on the clock.

 

[$teauA]

I take ****s at work all the time. It's awesome.

 

[theo]

this is still in my bookmarks lol.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Last night I had Jambalaya for dinner and I absolutely drowned it in tabasco and I knew I was gonna feel it when it came out the other end and this morning oh my god that was agony I now know what it feels like to be in a US prison.

 

[Back Door Skip]

I had that happen with a burger packed with jalapeños one time. It tasted great, but I don't recall ever being in so much physical pain after eating something than that time.