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Worthy of the death penalty?
- Thread starter Yossarian
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ZZbatam;2307034 said:
So there is translation:
Chapter 1 - causes of GOP-STOP (URLAS in Russian)
Every 9th person in Russia have been in jail....
Many of prisoners have children, so you understand how great EDUCATION they get.....
Life in Russia is so ****, there are 3 million homeless kids...
Chapter 2 - clothes of URLA and signs of difference
1"15' - Lets talk to these kind and nice guys!
Main stile of Urla/Gopnik, lets start with head (although this thing where they put their food is hard to call Head)!
On the "head" he has Kapka, Kepka, Kepon (cap). Usually made by asidas, abibas, nice, reebox, pyma e.t.c. Pride of Urla/Gopnik are his sporting paints. Their foot are in sporting/fake skin shoes (all these things are from market, usually bought of Gipsy's). Finally all Urlas/Gopniki have absolutely useless thing for them - barsetka (man-purse), to make impression that they have money, mobile phone, credit cards...
Why you think they look like that?! Maybe they are good sports mens and pride of our world??? NO - this also comes from Russian jails, where they didn't have enough uniforms for prisoners, so they allowed them to wear sporting clothes.
Chapter 3 - anatomy and physiology of Urla/Gopnik
Scientists think, that Urlas/Gopniki are very sick people (smoking and drink are not too good for health). Lets see more!
Head caused by Thinking-a-lot are usually with short hair. To protect Urlas head of heat they wear cap. Muscles are very weak and it's easy to prove.
At 3"30' you see how Urlas spend their spare time - It's obviously not good for health!
Their menu contain only one type of food - sunflower seeds (4"00'). It's enough to stop importing sunflower seeds to make all Urlas die. They have no reproductive system - they are producing themselves by wearing cap (as many caps, as many urlas). CITIZENS, DESTROY CAPS!!! Besides many Urlas have frozen their testicles (caused by wearing sporting paints in winter).
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
We eat sunflower seeds too you know.
But we husk them first!
Oh and ill "udesz" them with a baseball bat, damn occupiers
But we husk them first!
Oh and ill "udesz" them with a baseball bat, damn occupiers
CarlosDanger
Starting XI
ZZBatam has officially hijacked Yoss' thread....
I need to make a call here......
Yoss...listen up man:
Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...
I need to make a call here......
Yoss...listen up man:
Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...