Worthy of the death penalty?

[Sir Calumn]

^^^hurhurhur....good point!


Yes, the buttsex thing is a personal penchant of mine, but by 'biblical", I meant barbaric and primitive....like something the Greek/Roman army would do to you for shirking your duties and ****.

We're talking Mel Gibson biblical as opposed to Jerry Falwell biblical

 

[Yossarian]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard

hurhur....I was thinking more along the lines of this dude, but sure, I guess that Mel will do aswell

IMO, sticking your Cock in another man's ****ter without his consent and ravishing it and despoiling it mercilessly is about the most insulting and possibly most vicious thing that you can do to a 'em.

 

[Sir Calumn]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard

hurhur....I was thinking more along the lines of this dude, but sure, I guess that Mel will do aswell

IMO, sticking your Cock in another man's ****ter without his consent and ravishing it and despoiling it mercilessly is about the most insulting and possibly most vicious thing that you can do to a 'em.

You could call him a Croat

 

[Yossarian]

right on, we'll go with that.


I'm just working double time this week on the SG boards so that I can reach the ever exalted status of having posted 4000 MOTHER******* POSTS!!!!


So, please indulge me by keeping this place active for the next little while, folks.

 

[Sir Calumn]

Well I'm being ultraactive on account of being at work and having nothing else to do, so lets get some aimless chat going - I'm getting paid for it, after all

 

[Yossarian]

I get a special feeling from cleaning my sh!t spattered ass with my bare hands....no lie.....same goes for wiping the ball sweat off my sac after an intense, two hour squat/deadlift workout.

And this is pretty weird because it completely opposes and contradicts my semi germ phobic disorder, man.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Man... Yoss.. you are definitely up there on the list bro

(I'll let you decide what list that is)

 

[ZZbatam]

Man... Yoss.. you are definitely up there on the list bro

(I'll let you decide what list that is)

Yeah! He (Yoss...) sounds so gay!

 

[CarlosDanger]

Yeah! He (Yoss...) sounds so gay!

Imagine what you sound like then :funny:

 

[ZZbatam]

Imagine what you sound like then :funny:

I sound as I'm saying, that Yoss sounds like a queer!

 

[CarlosDanger]

I sound as I'm saying, that Yoss sounds like a queer!

Look this word up in the dictionary and report back to me with a definition pronto:

Dense

 

[ZZbatam]

CarlosDanger

I have nothing against gays, so I apologize, if I hurt your feelings!

 

[::shinji::]

in Latvia we shoot

 

[CarlosDanger]

CarlosDanger

I have nothing against gays, so, if I hurt your feelings, i want to appologie!

For you to hurt my feelings about 10 million planets would have to align and the universe would have to blow one hell of a fart.

Just to clarify, the one who seems to be obsessing over "gay" is you. I never mentioned the word.

Did you look that other word up yet?

Until then, don't talk to me young man.
Especially not with your half-witted attempts at sarcastic humour.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

 

[ZZbatam]

CarlosDanger! I want to apologize for calling you gay! I just wanted to say, that this sentence (below) sounds "a little bit gay "

I think that I'd get more pleasure out of buttsexing him than actually beating his head in with my bare hands.....honestly.

 

[CarlosDanger]

CarlosDanger! I want to apologize for calling you gay! I just wanted to say, that this sentence (below) sounds "a little bit gay "

Ok... I forgive you.

Look this word up in the dictionary and report back to me with a definition pronto:

Dense

You still need to do this.

 

[ZZbatam]

You still need to do this.

I feel fine without doing this, thanks!

 

[CarlosDanger]

I feel fine without doing this, thanks!

Ok.. so you know the meaning of the word?

Perhaps it has been applied to you in the past?

 

[Sir Calumn]

I get a special feeling from cleaning my sh!t spattered ass with my bare hands....no lie.....same goes for wiping the ball sweat off my sac after an intense, two hour squat/deadlift workout.

And this is pretty weird because it completely opposes and contradicts my semi germ phobic disorder, man.

Oh man that is beyond screwed up...

I do find it weird however that if I go for a piss I feel all dirty and have to scrub my hands vigorously after, even if I have touched nothing but my dick, but yet I could jerk off all day and dive straight into a finger buffet afterwards without a second thought.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Oh man that is beyond screwed up...

I do find it weird however that if I go for a piss I feel all dirty and have to scrub my hands vigorously after, even if I have touched nothing but my dick, but yet I could jerk off all day and dive straight into a finger buffet afterwards without a second thought.

Ha ha

I don't have these strange notions of germ fear. I know my equipment is pretty much in tip top form, and I don't think anything that's coming out of my body could possibly hurt me.

I tend to wash my hand prior to touching my penis rather than afterwords.