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Sir Calumn

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CarlosDanger;2298546 said:
Ha ha (H)

I don't have these strange notions of germ fear. I know my equipment is pretty much in tip top form, and I don't think anything that's coming out of my body could possibly hurt me.

I tend to wash my hand prior to touching my penis rather than afterwords.
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Haha man, that shows incredible reverance. I tend to bathe mine in holy water.
 
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Sir Calumn

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Oh and I'm crazily germophic, I tuck my hand in my sleeve to open door handles and the like and if I touch anything other people have touched I wash my hands right away. Sounds weird but I'll be the one laughing when you've all got aids.
 
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CarlosDanger

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Well, I figure, I wouldn't put my schlong anywhere where I haven't put my hand, so I might as well make sure that the hand that touches the penis is the hand that rules the world.
 
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Yossarian

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Hey, dudes. Thnx for making this my most successful thread ever in my decade long career as a professional forum poster. My threads usually either get closed within minutes of their creation, or they sink so low on their own anyway that they're not worth the couple of clicks of effort that's needed to shut 'em down.

That's why I only have like a hand full of threads to my name here, or anywhere else, man.


ZZbatam;2298487 said:
Yeah! He (Yoss...) sounds so gay!:|
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LOLzer......Batman, bro. Your gaydar scanner is well tuned.

I'm going through an all-encompassing and intensive Cock aversion shock therapy as we speak. I used to go into severe convulsions and almost lose consciousness anytime that I came across a stiff cock with delight, but now, with this program that I'm in, I only get a half-hearted hard-on.

Immense progress, wouldn't you say so yourself, bro?



Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba;2298542 said:
Oh man that is beyond screwed up...

I do find it weird however that if I go for a piss I feel all dirty and have to scrub my hands vigorously after, even if I have touched nothing but my dick, but yet I could jerk off all day and dive straight into a finger buffet afterwards without a second thought.
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hurhur.....yeah, that's pretty much me also, man. I'll fix myself a sandwich of some kind, bring it back up to my room, place it on the computer console, troll for some porn, then start wacking it, get a drip or two of precum on my palm and then snag out my sandwich with my soiled hand without thinking twice about it. And this is coming from a dude who's been refusing to engage in open-hand handshakes since the age of 12, who doesn't go within a mile of payphones, puts sleeve over door handles/public computer equipment.

I won't hesitate about kissing/going down on a completely random girl that I met just five minutes ago also........




CarlosDanger;2298546 said:
Ha ha (H)



I tend to wash my hand prior to touching my penis rather than afterwords.
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LOLzer.......that line's comedic genius is on the same level of the Great Don King's, man. I don't know if any of yous have seen his HBO (******* classic, well worth the purchase) movie but there's a scene where he comes across Foreman at a public washroom and Foreman sees him finishing up a piss take and walking out without paying a visit to the sink first and asks 'em boldly 'Aren't you gonna wash your hands, man" to which the Great Don Cocksuredly replies ' Nigga, ah wash mah hands before I touch mah dick....I know where mah dick's been"......or something like that. It was just a memorable, classic Don moment that's been stuck in my head for the past 5yrs, man.
 
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rony31

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CarlosDanger;2298546 said:
I tend to wash my hand prior to touching my penis rather than afterwords.
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hahaha I've been doing that too since I read that story about a guy eating a pepper then touching his dick :(
 
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CarlosDanger

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rony31;2298643 said:
hahaha I've been doing that too since I read that story about a guy eating a pepper then touching his dick :(
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Been there, done that. More than once. When living in Mexico and eating vast amounts of tacos, often while in a drunken stupor, you make the mistake of getting that shit on your hands, then you forget to wash before urination (which does happen sometimes when I'm drunk, but not while sober:mrpimp:).

That is some serious discomfort.
 
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didy

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::shinji::;2297926 said:
well, I think most people would have done the same as you in that situation (wether they admit it or not) especially if there's a weapon involved.. I guess you gotta make an on-the-spot decision if it's really worth interviening. Potentially get stabbed in the neck or something just to keep a guy from losing a few bucks from his wallet...I dunno man, I think I would have just let nature take it's course in that situation too.

Seeing a woman get beatdown by 1 dude is different though, I think in that situation you gotta do something. Even if it's just get in the way or distract the guy until more help arrives.
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the chance of getting stabbed in the neck in broad day light just for intervening a mugging seem very low, unless the attackers had absolutely nothing to loose and where going to serve life sentences anyway. but i guess the first natural reaction is to stay away.

any way the dude in the vid is going away for a long time unless the victim was black or from some other minority.
 
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didy;2298739 said:
the chance of getting stabbed in the neck in broad day light just for intervening a mugging seem very low, unless the attackers had absolutely nothing to loose and where going to serve life sentences anyway.
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No sh!t the chances of anything like that happening are low, that wasn't the point here..
 
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someone should go Marsellus™ on this ****er's crap dispenser.


 
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ZZbatam

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RobbieD_PL;2307395 said:
It's not his gang, it's his most dangerous adversary. :o
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They are not dangerous! They are dangerous when they are at least 5.
 
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