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Worst Movie

Seggie8

Reserve Team
Originally posted by ishan1990
but seriously, you dudes think you got it bad with these movies??


hindi moves (movies from india) blow big time. They ******* suck.

they all have **** ass songs in them and dancing. in a 3 hour movie about 1 hour is singing and dancing. And that goes for mostly all the hindi movies. save a few.

They all have the basic same **** generic story line too...

man and women fall in love. Both try to **** each other, but there is another guy , and the women is either in love with him and goes with him..... well you get it.

of course there are different kind of movies too.
i saw a movie that was a really ******* cheap ripoff of ET.

the little alien looked like ET talked and walked and was a ******* moron like ET.

except for this gay extra testicaled (ET(H) ) was surrounded by dumb **** kids who sang songs and danced every 5 minutes.

whats worse is that its an adult movie.


I kind of had to write this fast so if anyone knows what the hell i'm talking about, please continue.

i know exactly what ur talking about.

all hindi movies include the sing-along and the two packies falling in love with each other and searching for each other behind trees.

every hindi movie i've seen is gay, stupid and pointless. they are all alike, and all of them have to do with how a guy loves this other hindu girl, but his parents do not approve of it.

also, all arabic movies are stupid too. i ***in hate them with a ***in passion.

all u ever see are women crying in them...god man i wish hindu movies and arabic movies would just die
 
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Callan

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You're all a bunch of retards.

All these movies are recent big name movies... what about films from 20 years ago that aren't even popular? They definatly would be sh!t house, a lot worse than 'the third matrix' or 'titanic' that frankly, were not even that bad at all.

You all say 'this is the worst film ever because it sucked' but seriously, you haven't seen enough films to judge what is the best and what is the worst, and you don't have such long term memories to remember what fimls REALLY suck, thats why you only suggest the big films and say 'this is the worst film ever because it is BIG NAMED and the ONLY FILM I KNOW ABOUT, therefore it sucks'.

There are many bad films, but the worst film ever would not be anything any of you have suggested, there is always something that will be worse, something you have never heard of before.
 
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Mikey

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worst movie ive seen recently was 'A Mighty Wind', it was nowhere near the quality of 'Best In Show'. More of a bunch of Carlos*a*ses that think theyre funny (minus eugene levy) more than anything else.
 

Hans

How big is YOUR penis?
All The Matrix series . . .
Any Vin Diesel action movies . . .
Any movies about street racin, fast cars, super engine, all that rich macho kid stuffs . . .
Any teen movies . . .
Titanic . . . ( IT WON OSCAR !!!! :|:|:| )
Any movies about the end of the world, but suddenly the almighty US army prevent it and the whole freakin` world listen to the US President`s speech at White House and they holdin` hands together in brotherhood . . . ( YAWN . . . )
Any war movies that put US as the good guys and the rest as the bad guys . . .
 

Hans

How big is YOUR penis?
I forgot to add : any sports movies in which the MVP is an animal ( Air Bud, etc ) . . .
 

RuiCosta_10

Starting XI
Originally posted by hanek45
The third Matrix..:confused:

(N)(N)(N):kader: TOTAL DISSAPOINTMENT


FOR ME...

Was it "Reloaded"...:confused: I cant even remember :rolleyes:

Matrix Revolutions was a good (great?) movie... not as good as the others, so yes... it can be considered as a disapointment, but not the worst... it stills a good movie...
 
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Sir Calumn

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Whoa, lots of replies here. Big post coming up :p

Originally posted by hanek45
The third Matrix..

TOTAL DISSAPOINTMENT


FOR ME...

Was it "Reloaded"...:confused: I cant even remember :rolleyes:

Damn right, Matrix 1 was a wonderful film with so much potential, a massively original storyline and a great fanbase. Matrix Reloaded (2) was a decent sequel, relied a bit too much on speciall effects but it had some very decent moments and all in all was very enjoyable, but Matrix three was such a piece of sh!t I couldnt believe it, such butchery of a great series disgusts me, it was so disappointing it has to be one of the worst.

Originally posted by ShearerM4
thought The Village was really good personaly !! great story and references.

Interesting how different the opinions on The Village are, it's not even out yet here in England but when it is I will definately be seeing it, even if only to see who's right.

Originally posted by bjmenge
Hands down, the worst movie I've ever seen is Garfield. :nape:

I am amazed you actually went to see it in the first place :p

Originally posted by Dazmania
Titanic :|

I would agree, except for that great moment where the boat is vertical and the people are falling off, some into the propellas, some hitting the funnels. That had me laughing so hard it single handedly projects it out of the sh!te catergory. That and Kate Winslet is lovely :p

Originally posted by Spurs4Life
Terminator 3- I really didn't like this one. No bone chilling soundtrack when a terminator was on screen, too much comedy in the film and a very poor storyline.

Yup, just like the Matrix, the series was set up fantastically, infact, in the case of Terminator, 2 was even better than 1, but T3 was shockingly bad and shockingly falsely advertised. The trailers made out the post-apocalyptic flashforwards to be the actual film which was very misleading. I felt cheated.

Originally posted by Pontiakos
two words......star wars....

Dont be a dumbass, the Star Wars films are legendary, esp the originals. They may not seem to good now, but when i was a kid I loved them as do thousands of kids. Very important, groundbreaking films.

Originally posted by Callan
You're all a bunch of retards.

All these movies are recent big name movies... what about films from 20 years ago that aren't even popular? They definatly would be sh!t house, a lot worse than 'the third matrix' or 'titanic' that frankly, were not even that bad at all.

You all say 'this is the worst film ever because it sucked' but seriously, you haven't seen enough films to judge what is the best and what is the worst, and you don't have such long term memories to remember what fimls REALLY suck, thats why you only suggest the big films and say 'this is the worst film ever because it is BIG NAMED and the ONLY FILM I KNOW ABOUT, therefore it sucks'.

There are many bad films, but the worst film ever would not be anything any of you have suggested, there is always something that will be worse, something you have never heard of before.

I see your point. In my original post I tried to include a mix of big names, such as Godfather 3, and older small budget movies, such as Fillini's Roma. I think the disappointment factor in many big films is a very important one however, the let down adds enourmously to them being awful films. I am a big fan of foriegn art cinema, expecially of Fillini, so the let down when I saw Roma, unquestionably his worse film, makes it stand out for me as worse than other low-budget movies. I suppose it depends how one defines 'worst' - the worst made, least popular, biggest flop, biggest disappointment, lowest taking etc. I mean, technically, Heavans Gate should be the worst as it cost $200m and made $25m, bankrupting a studio (United Artists) along the way, but it still is good to watch. It depends on how you look at it.

EDIT: I have seen well in excess of 1000 films (I'm sad) so I think I have seen enough to judge, but I see what you mean, most films we only go out to see because we think we will like them, so the really crap ones are really the ones we know will be crap so we dont even see them, or one of the millions of Bollywood or Oriental films that no westerner has ever heard of.
 

steeeveman

Youth Team
Originally posted by NottsSupporter
the postman...seriously :(

absolutely !!

just like many other kevin costner movies (except dancing with wolves)


- boring hugh grant love movies
- this britney road movie
- german tv movies
- the day after tomorrow
- wild wild west
- the fly
- blair witch project
- any cheap old alien/horror/monster productions
 

Áļéאָ

Fan Favourite
Matrix 2 and 3 and Terminator 3. Crap movies. Only the first Matrix movie was good enough. And looool at Sir_Didier_Drogba. You have so much to say dont ya? :p ;) (H)
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by mixafendis
Matrix 2 and 3 and Terminator 3. Crap movies. Only the first Matrix movie was good enough. And looool at Sir_Didier_Drogba. You have so much to say dont ya? :p ;) (H)
Yup, dont want anyone to feel left out cos I didnt comment on their post :p;)
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by Brondbyfan
How about Diamonds are Forever, what an insult to the Connery/Bond legacy.
I didnt mind Diamonds are Forever. Worst Bond film was Goldeneye - that majorly sucked.
 

Brondbyfan

Senior Squad
Personally, I enjoyed Goldeneye. Xenia Onatop bas a terrific villain. Diamonds are forever had some of the worst acting ever. And it had Jimmy Dean, yes, the pure pork sausage guy.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Originally posted by Brondbyfan
Personally, I enjoyed Goldeneye. Xenia Onatop bas a terrific villain. Diamonds are forever had some of the worst acting ever. And it had Jimmy Dean, yes, the pure pork sausage guy.
My fav Bond film was Goldfinger for sure, an absolute classic and a wonderful story. I really liked Tommorow Never Dies too, very original, and You Only Live Twice. Diamonds Are Forever did kinda suck, but Goldeneye jsut had nothing for me.
 


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