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Alex;3529004 said:Most funerals end up being at churches/other places of worship depending on religion, meaning they're generally open to anyone. The wake may only be open to those invited.
I go to wakes uninvited when there is a free buffet.Stevie B;3529343 said:I suppose you could wander into your local crematorium as a random mourner. Alternatively, hire yourself out to the local undertakers to make up the numbers on poorly attended ceremonies!
Mandieta6;3529437 said:Not too serious, too argumentative.
I think you're the only one that got the joke, though. Sort of like if you accuse someone of murder and then he stabs you and says its an ironic kill.
Mandieta6;3530297 said:You might treat your body worse, but my diet and exercise are horrible. Surely much worse than yours. I think it's possible we'll die around the same time, but you'd die of natural causes and I'll die of a heart attack.
Either that or you'll die in the next 5 years.