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[Alex]

This is some Inception shit right here. Or maybe it's cause I'm high.

Think the latter. Horatiu wants to know where you got it

 

[Mandieta6]

That's the exact opposite of irony.

 

[Alex]

Ironic humour, not necessarily irony.

I'm taking the piss basically....And I'm the one who is apparently too serious??!

 

[Stevie B]

Most funerals end up being at churches/other places of worship depending on religion, meaning they're generally open to anyone. The wake may only be open to those invited.

I suppose you could wander into your local crematorium as a random mourner. Alternatively, hire yourself out to the local undertakers to make up the numbers on poorly attended ceremonies!

 

[Mandieta6]

Not too serious, too argumentative.

I think you're the only one that got the joke, though. Sort of like if you accuse someone of murder and then he stabs you and says its an ironic kill.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

I suppose you could wander into your local crematorium as a random mourner. Alternatively, hire yourself out to the local undertakers to make up the numbers on poorly attended ceremonies!

I go to wakes uninvited when there is a free buffet.

 

[Alex]

Not too serious, too argumentative.

I think you're the only one that got the joke, though. Sort of like if you accuse someone of murder and then he stabs you and says its an ironic kill.

That would teach them. Especially if it was them they were accusing you of murdering.

I don't mind if I'm the only one that got it. Only here to enjoy myself.

 

[Mandieta6]

Then you could have just said it to yourself rather than sharing with everyone via a post.

 

[Alex]

Then it wouldn't be correcting you, therefore it'd not be "doing what I do", and so not funny

 

[Mandieta6]

It's not funny.

 

[Alex]

It's not funny.

It is for me. Proceed to step 1

 

[Mandieta6]

Do you think we could go back and forth forever?

 

[Alex]

Probably not forever. One of us would be sure to die

 

[Jaboldinho]

So which one of you is immortal?

Not immoral Az, immortal.

 

[Alex]

I never said the other wouldn't die. However odds are we wouldn't die at the same time, so we couldn't keep the loop going forever, because one of us would die.

 

[Mandieta6]

You'd die first.

 

[Alex]

Yeah, that's likely. I'm older, you live in Spain with slightly higher life expectancy, and I think I treat my body worse

 

[Back Door Skip]

I don't like the fact that there's an agreement in the last post. It messes with the natural order of things.

 

[Mandieta6]

You might treat your body worse, but my diet and exercise are horrible. Surely much worse than yours. I think it's possible we'll die around the same time, but you'd die of natural causes and I'll die of a heart attack.

Either that or you'll die in the next 5 years.

 

[yoyo913]

You might treat your body worse, but my diet and exercise are horrible. Surely much worse than yours. I think it's possible we'll die around the same time, but you'd die of natural causes and I'll die of a heart attack.

Either that or you'll die in the next 5 years.

Dying from a heart attack is dying from natural causes you N00b.