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Sir Calumn
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1. Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.
2. He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
3. Surely you can't be serious?" I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
4. Remember you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.
5. Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
6. Do you have a licence for your minkey?
7. Is that, is that hair gel?
8. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
9. Nice beaver! Thank you. I just had it stuffed.
10. When I met Mary I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Never heard the winner before but it's pure genius Its from Carry On Cleo apparantly. Could have got a better Life of Brian line too, I reckon. Numbers 3, 4 and 8 are also genius, though there are better Groucho quotes out there than number 4.
Number 7 is appalling though, it's a visual gag, there is nothing funny in the line at all. Also can someone who has seen the second Pink Panther movie explain number 6 cos I totally dont get it.
Will post what the list should have been in due course.
1. Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.
2. He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
3. Surely you can't be serious?" I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
4. Remember you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.
5. Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
6. Do you have a licence for your minkey?
7. Is that, is that hair gel?
8. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
9. Nice beaver! Thank you. I just had it stuffed.
10. When I met Mary I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Never heard the winner before but it's pure genius Its from Carry On Cleo apparantly. Could have got a better Life of Brian line too, I reckon. Numbers 3, 4 and 8 are also genius, though there are better Groucho quotes out there than number 4.
Number 7 is appalling though, it's a visual gag, there is nothing funny in the line at all. Also can someone who has seen the second Pink Panther movie explain number 6 cos I totally dont get it.
Will post what the list should have been in due course.