Top 10 movie one-liners

[Sir Calumn]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/04/04/nfunny04.xml

1. Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.
2. He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
3. Surely you can't be serious?" I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
4. Remember you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.
5. Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
6. Do you have a licence for your minkey?
7. Is that, is that hair gel?
8. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
9. Nice beaver! Thank you. I just had it stuffed.
10. When I met Mary I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

Never heard the winner before but it's pure genius Its from Carry On Cleo apparantly. Could have got a better Life of Brian line too, I reckon. Numbers 3, 4 and 8 are also genius, though there are better Groucho quotes out there than number 4.

Number 7 is appalling though, it's a visual gag, there is nothing funny in the line at all. Also can someone who has seen the second Pink Panther movie explain number 6 cos I totally dont get it.

Will post what the list should have been in due course.

 

[Tom]

three, still the best

I prefer: "He is the messiah, and i should know, i've followed a few" from Life of Brian lol.

Loaded Weapon: "Nice legs" "thanks, now they go all the way down."

 

[Sir Calumn]

Tom did you get my PM and is it OK? Sorry if its a bit rushed but I havent had alot of time. Had to do it at work and pretend it was a report when anyone looked over my shoulder.

My fav Brian one liner is probably "You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me the right way up yesterday!"

 

[rony31]

heh, I love #9... Leslie Nielsen

 

[Sir Calumn]

"Why do chinese girls taste different from all the other girls?" ~ James Bond

 

[Yossarian]

"Some men get the world. Others get an ex-hooker and a trip to Arizona."


The way she so matter-of-factly and somberly delivers that line.....it just gets to me everytime I hear it, man.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?
-Obi-wan

 

[Kibe Kru]

Dadinho é o caralho. Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno, porra. - City of God

 

[CarlosDanger]

Dadinho é o caralho. Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno, porra. - City of God

So... Dadinho is the carayo...my name is now the little one, bitch.

Is that right?

 

[Thelonious]

" I thought Christmas only comes once a year " James Bond
probably one of the worse lol

 

[PhiLLer]

So... Dadinho is the carayo...my name is now the little one, bitch.

Is that right?

caralho mean dick

 

[CarlosDanger]

Ok...I'll try again

Dadinho is the ****, my name is now Ze Pequeno, ****!

 

[MikeyM]

6. Do you have a licence for your minkey?

Also can someone who has seen the second Pink Panther movie explain number 6 cos I totally dont get it.

It's funny because of the accent of Inspector Cluseau - he says "minkey" instead of monkey. Also he says "zere is a buum in my rhuum" meaning "there is a bomb in my room"

Obviously it looses the impact on paper.


Mike