The SG Drinking Game

[MaestroZidane]

Ned Flanders??



Edit: Drink whenever MaestroZidane Criticizes Real Madrid, Any of it's players, and Praises Mourinho. Drink a whole pint if he takes a shot at Saint Casillas.

Thats Better

 

[Sepak]

Drink whenever you see that yoyo is reading a thread that he could easily contribute to but he disappears without posting anything.

That's unfair because only a supermod could know that.

 

[MaestroZidane]

Our defense is utter shit and even Sunderland would probably score five past Ramos, Pepe, and Marcelo.

 

[yoyo913]

Drink whenever you see that yoyo is reading a thread that he could easily contribute to but he disappears without posting anything.

I have to be in a certain mood to post. I'm very emotional.

Drink whenever ShiftyPowers posts as if he's an expert on a player or team he's never actually watched.

I knew it!


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I never quite appreciated this type of game because it always leads to a un-regulated amount of drinking, which you could say is the point. There should be more rules.

 

[Back Door Skip]

This thread.



Drink whenever CarlosDanger educates us about wildlife
Drink whenever ShiftyPowers gives you pick up advice after telling you what a bitch you are
Drink when Sir_Didier_Drogba goes on a hiatus and comes back with some weird/interesting story to tell
Drink if Sir_Didier_Drogba calls Messi a cunt
Drink when when a great goal is scored and four people mention how good the goal was almost simultaneously
Drink when newbie posts something totally off the wall and then after thinking through it, it makes sense
Drink when yoyo posts some disturbing or completely bizarre pics
Drink when yoyo posts some ridiculously large resolution picture just for the sake of making you scroll
Drink when jimorrison posts some completely bogus rumor regarding a Mexican player

 

[Mus]

Drink whenever a noob poster rocks a dual Barca + Man Utd signature.

Hahahah I lost it at this

 

[Alex]

Hahahah I lost it at this

I just drank

(Boom!)

 

[Jaboldinho]

Drink when you see an argument about the entertainment factor of Barca's play.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Drink when jimorrison posts some completely bogus rumor regarding a Mexican player

Woah woah woah, we're not trying to kill anyone here.

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Drink whenever you receive pornography in your rep
Drain your glass when you masturbate over said pornography
Drain your bottle if you pass said pornography on to Hisashi

 

[Back Door Skip]

That reminds me...


Drink when Hisashi switches religion

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Drink whenever Skip has anal sex.
Don't drink if she's ugly.
Never get drunk.

 

[Back Door Skip]

Ain't no shame in my game.

 

[jschuck12001]

Drink whenever the resident virgins post pics of Emma Watson and say she's hot.

 

[Alex]

Drink whenever the resident virgins post pics of Emma Watson and say she's hot.

I think she's hot, I'm not a virgin

 

[Alex]

 

[Sir Didier Drogba]

Dont drink whenever someone posts something that requires you to drink in the drinking game thread.

 

[jschuck12001]

I think she's hot, I'm not a virgin

Why would a grown man want to bang that, Aussy chicks are hot so I know its not due to your surroundings. She has no ass, no tits and boyish looks.

Anyway I will edit:

Drink whenever the resident virgins (Or Alex) post pics of Emma Watson and say she's hot.

 

[ShiftyPowers]

She's hot.

 

[MaestroZidane]

Yes she is, and probably takes it from behind...

Would totally do her.