Step 1 - Procure large quantities of alcohol.
Step 2 - Have that alcohol around whenever you log into SG.
Drink if someone says the site sucks.
Drink if someone says the site used to be awesome (drain your glass if that someone was not a member before 2010).
Drink if someone takes the rep system seriously (drain your glass is they make a furious thread about it).
Drink if someone complains about the mods not doing anything.
Drink if someone complains about the mods abusing their powers.
Do not drink if a new member starts posting frequently.
Drink when that member leaves unceremoniously.
Drain your glass if that member sucked balls despite all your hopes to the contrary.
Drink whenever you click out of a thread without even checking it because fuck the Basketball and NFL threads.
Drink whenever the new post in the Fashionista thread is ShiftyPowers asking for advice on an overpriced item of clothing (drain your glass if he provides a picture of a 1960s American icon).
Drink whenever Jaboldinho posts a video in the Youtube thread (drain your glass if you have ever listened to an entire song).
Drink whenever regularcat says something bigoted (drain your glass if he mentions how street he is (empty your bottle if he mentions a martial art)).
Drink whenever Bobby makes you uncomfortable.
Drink whenever Bobby talks to himself about obscure, middle-America soccer matches.
Drink whenever Yoyo posts a video that the only way he would know about is if he somehow participated in recording it even though the language is in Kurdish (drain your glass if you begin to question humanity upon viewing).
Drink if you know who mika is (drain your glass if you've seen his nipples).
Drink whenever Hisashi says something ignorant/bigoted (drain your glass if his remark is bigoted towards his previously professed religion).
Drink if andy_of_arsenal disappointed you.
Drink whenever someone makes a Tom pedo joke (drain your glass if that person doesn't know Tom).
Drink whenever someone reminisces about the Turk Wars.
Drink if Yossarian hurhurhurs.
Stop playing if you do not know what a Yossarian is.
Drink if someone says 'Huntelaar' (unless that person is fender).
Cry in the corner if that person does not know a rep-less SG.
Drink if your draft pick got mocked.
Drink if you thought your 16th round draft pick was a gamechanger.
type like a pretentious asshole if you cheated in the draft ...
Drink arsenic if you held up the draft for more than 2 hours.
Drink whenever someone posts drunk (drain your glass if they are more entertaining that way).
Drink whenever Arnau makes up a footballing trait (e.g. Arbeloa is the best transmodificator in the league)
Drink whenever you agree with someone's stupid post because he doesn't criticise your draft players.
Drink whenever you refrain from posting to avoid tipping.
Drink whenever you tip because fuck those guys you already have two right backs.
Drink whenever Sir_Didier_Drogba thinks a British footballing entity is any good.
Drink whenever Fili makes a post and then says it was a joke when someone responds.
Drink whenever chygry posts something just for the sake of saying he is drugged or drunk.
Have a cookie if you hope he was posting about his lethal overdose.
Drink if you think balloons get you laid.
Drink whenever Zlatan postboosts in the 'Watcha listening to?' thread.
Go back to watching Pokemon if you do not get the last reference.
Drink whenever Alex corrects a statement in your post (drain yuor glass if it was a meaningless, throwaway comment).
Drink if Mandieta6 is ever a dick to you (drian your glass if you think he's following you around).
Drink whenever Sir_Didier_Drogba alters your user profile.
Drink if MaestroZidane reminds you of Ned Flanders.
Drink if Back Door Skip does too (drain your glass if he is only mean to nady).
Drink if you thought a bot was an actual poster (drain your glass if you plus repped them for making a good point).
Drink if you got a disturbing rep.
Drink whenever Simon asks for a new username.
Drink whenever you question whether Newbie is sane (drain your glass if his perversely lucid argument makes you think he is a savant).
Drink if CarlosDanger ever tells you about the shit he pulled 'as a younging'.
Drink if Xaviesta posts a picture or a stat followed by an adjective or a noun.
Drink if kp40 has shown you his back muscles.
Drink if you're kp40 and you should be thankful that that's all you get.
Drink if ever argued with Paolo (drain your glass if he won by default).
Drink if you couldn't think of an example for Mus because he's bland.
Drink whenever Lee comes back (drain your glass if there is a new, hilarious development in his life).
Drink if you think the mods talk shit about you in their private forum.
Drink if you know they do.
Drink if Andrei mentions Pogba (drian your glass if you don't think Pogba is that good).
Drink if you're a keyboard warrior. Oh, and tits.
Drink whenever Sir_Didier_Drogba is sober (drain your glass if every post in the Lounge is by him, as a result).
Drink if Robbie posts in a foreign language because he's a pretenetious show-off.
Drink if you ever told the forum about a girl you like (drain your glass if you got into an argument with Shifty and Alex because you're pussy whipped).
Drain your fucking glass, you know you did.
Drink if
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Drink if you remember the irony icon.
Drink whenever someone thinks Sir_Didier_Drogba is serious.
Drink whenever someone says 'false 9' (drain your glass if it's Xifio).
Drink whenever you think Waldo only ever plays videogames.
Drink when you know it's the only thing Back Door Skip does.
Drink whenever someone posts a stupid meme (e.g. quoting someone and only answering 'lol u')
Please add as many as you can come up with.
Step 2 - Have that alcohol around whenever you log into SG.
Drink if someone says the site sucks.
Drink if someone says the site used to be awesome (drain your glass if that someone was not a member before 2010).
Drink if someone takes the rep system seriously (drain your glass is they make a furious thread about it).
Drink if someone complains about the mods not doing anything.
Drink if someone complains about the mods abusing their powers.
Do not drink if a new member starts posting frequently.
Drink when that member leaves unceremoniously.
Drain your glass if that member sucked balls despite all your hopes to the contrary.
Drink whenever you click out of a thread without even checking it because fuck the Basketball and NFL threads.
Drink whenever the new post in the Fashionista thread is ShiftyPowers asking for advice on an overpriced item of clothing (drain your glass if he provides a picture of a 1960s American icon).
Drink whenever Jaboldinho posts a video in the Youtube thread (drain your glass if you have ever listened to an entire song).
Drink whenever regularcat says something bigoted (drain your glass if he mentions how street he is (empty your bottle if he mentions a martial art)).
Drink whenever Bobby makes you uncomfortable.
Drink whenever Bobby talks to himself about obscure, middle-America soccer matches.
Drink whenever Yoyo posts a video that the only way he would know about is if he somehow participated in recording it even though the language is in Kurdish (drain your glass if you begin to question humanity upon viewing).
Drink if you know who mika is (drain your glass if you've seen his nipples).
Drink whenever Hisashi says something ignorant/bigoted (drain your glass if his remark is bigoted towards his previously professed religion).
Drink if andy_of_arsenal disappointed you.
Drink whenever someone makes a Tom pedo joke (drain your glass if that person doesn't know Tom).
Drink whenever someone reminisces about the Turk Wars.
Drink if Yossarian hurhurhurs.
Stop playing if you do not know what a Yossarian is.
Drink if someone says 'Huntelaar' (unless that person is fender).
Cry in the corner if that person does not know a rep-less SG.
Drink if your draft pick got mocked.
Drink if you thought your 16th round draft pick was a gamechanger.
type like a pretentious asshole if you cheated in the draft ...
Drink arsenic if you held up the draft for more than 2 hours.
Drink whenever someone posts drunk (drain your glass if they are more entertaining that way).
Drink whenever Arnau makes up a footballing trait (e.g. Arbeloa is the best transmodificator in the league)
Drink whenever you agree with someone's stupid post because he doesn't criticise your draft players.
Drink whenever you refrain from posting to avoid tipping.
Drink whenever you tip because fuck those guys you already have two right backs.
Drink whenever Sir_Didier_Drogba thinks a British footballing entity is any good.
Drink whenever Fili makes a post and then says it was a joke when someone responds.
Drink whenever chygry posts something just for the sake of saying he is drugged or drunk.
Have a cookie if you hope he was posting about his lethal overdose.
Drink if you think balloons get you laid.
Drink whenever Zlatan postboosts in the 'Watcha listening to?' thread.
Go back to watching Pokemon if you do not get the last reference.
Drink whenever Alex corrects a statement in your post (drain yuor glass if it was a meaningless, throwaway comment).
Drink if Mandieta6 is ever a dick to you (drian your glass if you think he's following you around).
Drink whenever Sir_Didier_Drogba alters your user profile.
Drink if MaestroZidane reminds you of Ned Flanders.
Drink if Back Door Skip does too (drain your glass if he is only mean to nady).
Drink if you thought a bot was an actual poster (drain your glass if you plus repped them for making a good point).
Drink if you got a disturbing rep.
Drink whenever Simon asks for a new username.
Drink whenever you question whether Newbie is sane (drain your glass if his perversely lucid argument makes you think he is a savant).
Drink if CarlosDanger ever tells you about the shit he pulled 'as a younging'.
Drink if Xaviesta posts a picture or a stat followed by an adjective or a noun.
Drink if kp40 has shown you his back muscles.
Drink if you're kp40 and you should be thankful that that's all you get.
Drink if ever argued with Paolo (drain your glass if he won by default).
Drink if you couldn't think of an example for Mus because he's bland.
Drink whenever Lee comes back (drain your glass if there is a new, hilarious development in his life).
Drink if you think the mods talk shit about you in their private forum.
Drink if you know they do.
Drink if Andrei mentions Pogba (drian your glass if you don't think Pogba is that good).
Drink if you're a keyboard warrior. Oh, and tits.
Drink whenever Sir_Didier_Drogba is sober (drain your glass if every post in the Lounge is by him, as a result).
Drink if Robbie posts in a foreign language because he's a pretenetious show-off.
Drink if you ever told the forum about a girl you like (drain your glass if you got into an argument with Shifty and Alex because you're pussy whipped).
Drain your fucking glass, you know you did.
Drink if
.Drink if you remember the irony icon.
Drink whenever someone thinks Sir_Didier_Drogba is serious.
Drink whenever someone says 'false 9' (drain your glass if it's Xifio).
Drink whenever you think Waldo only ever plays videogames.
Drink when you know it's the only thing Back Door Skip does.
Drink whenever someone posts a stupid meme (e.g. quoting someone and only answering 'lol u')
Please add as many as you can come up with.
