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Lord Mandieta6;3623464 said:
From a guy on some websiteI'm not really one for these fantasy XI lists but I guess Joe Kinnear's tragic departure has affected me more than I thought. So, in honour of Joe and the many brainless appointments that make the footballing tapestry so colourful, I give you my 'Clearly A Bad Idea, Christ Alive What Were You Thinking When You Signed That Guy XI'
GK: Mark 'Big Smile' Bosnich (to Chelsea)
RB: Jose 'On The Beach' Bosingwa (to QPR)
CB: Winston 'F*ck you, Pay me' Bogarde (to Chelsea)
CB: Jonathan 'The Paper Man' Woodgate (anywhere after Leeds)
LB: Wayne 'Think Bigger' Bridge (to City)
DMF: Lee 'Caveman' Bowyer (anywhere full stop)
CM: Adel 'Make Me' Taarabt (anywhere outside The Championship)
CM: Joey 'Hero' Barton (see Lee Bowyer)
AMF: Juan 'Sebastien' Veron (to Chelsea)
ST: Mario 'Why Always Me?' Balotelli (to City)
ST: Marlon 'Mine's a Stella' King (shame on you Coventry)
Manager: Paolo 'King Dick' Di Canio (to Sunderland)
Dir. of Football: Joe 'f*cking' Kinnear (to Newcastle...again!?)