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The 2007 SoccerGaming Awards Ceremony
- Thread starter Tajike
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Sir Calumn
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I know, personally I am disgusted at the standards of a forum where a danish, buddhist (probably) croat can win anything at allRun DMB;2273169 said:I'm not sure I can handle losing to the Croat. I would have gladly accepted losing to you, but losing to some Slavic, Catholic mythical creature?
Welcome back, you sweet-looking little beacons of Joy
For our next shot of entertainment we planned a show featuring Siegfried & Roy. Due to some tomfoolery by their favourite tiger BlitzKrieg, we had to find a rushed replacement act. Get your hands together for our token Germans, Klobb & Deisler with their pet tiger, Beëlzebub!
[crowd laughs at the man-eating antics of cute, little Beëlzebub/horrific events ensue]
Don't worry, they have everything under control!
Let's carry on the award-giving! Next we will congratulate one person who caused black clouds of thunder in our very existence. Someone who made us cry manly tears of replacing shame. Nominees for Worst Thread of the Year: Horatiu (...)/andy_of_arsenal (It's my birthday/I can get you cheats). And the winner is:
andy_of_arsenal!
It's my birthday - http://www.soccergaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=139778&highlight=birthday
We will dance on your grave, my little friend!
Who read the post-award-giving ranting after part 1 of this show has noticed the mean things ShiftyPowers has said. He actually thought we would let him win the Most Intelligent Poster and the Best Poster Awards. Thus this post is directed to this member: Shifty, you sexylicious man, we do not approve of such activities, scaring little children and my puppy cat. It's a shame you felt you needed to vent your opinion this way, and though the consequences you spoke about did impress me a little bit (nicely dressed and with a cute Italian accent), I will not give in. Period.
Let's get on with the Award for Most Intelligent Member. Nominees for the "E DOES NOT equal MC²" Award are: ::shinji::/ShiftyPowers/The_Knight. And the winner is:
[looks in envelope]
Damn....
ShiftyPowers!
On with the show... Our following award will praise the creative minds on these boards. What Shedboatshed was for the Turner Prizes, our nominated sigs will be for the SoccerGaming Awards: famous, well-designed and they can be turned into something else aswell (though some people have started some heated discussions on a Polish dish of Chłopski Posiłek not being works of art). Shocking news though: none of the nominees are Polish! (though we're not quite sure about king, who still has a grudge against German efficiency) No rosoł z kurczaka for them this evening... The nominees for Best Sig of the Year: Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba/king/The Indian Sig Thread. The winner is:
The Indian Sig Thread!
Bola Chala, my Indian friends!
Just one more award to donate to someone before the break. I haven't met a lot of nice people yet, most offering some indecent proposal of some kind involving my manhood, their backside and a parakeet. But I came even stronger and more beautiful out of this. It's thus time to forget my choir boy days and go on with life. The nominees for the Nicest Poster of the Year Award are: ShiftyPowers/INFESTA/Tom. And the winner is:
Tom!
[to the surprise of everyone in the audience Tom gets on stage to receive his award in his homemade Emma Watson costume, which somehow makes him rather mouthwatering]
Don't go away! We'll be back after the break!
Und wir sind züruck!
In this last part of the show we'll get, what we tent to call, "The SG Awards Ceremony Four Awards Deluxe Part of the Show". Our four most precious awards will be given away in a rather stylishly sense of chaos. Let us begin!
Originality will be awarded with lots of puppies and kitty cats, kisses and hugs, orgasmic feelings galore. Because I'm rather limited in this section I will continue with the nominees for the Most Original Poster of the Year: Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba/Yossarian/Tajike
[frown, followed by whispering]
Who the hell put me in there?! I'm so not original! What? Almost unanymous? Because of my gracious way of posting? Because of my family-orientated humour with a twist? Repay me for putting that rape-drug in your martinis? Touché....
And the winner is:
Tajike!
Bloody hell... Democracy sucks giant, juicy monkeyballs...
It didn't take much or this board would have been a fetish porn site called "Crazy Insertions Gaming.com". Due to some commercial differences amongst the creators (Dwarf Insertions Section: IN or OUT) the site was transformed into this: SoccerGaming.com, pleasuring male forumites and rubber ball fetishists all over the world. Because of this we'd like to thank these people who gave us SoccerGaming.com by awarding the Best Forum Section of the Year. Nominees are: Football Manager 2007 (Tom, Parra Power, rpvankasteren, alex13)/Players' Lounge (leungtl, Rob, AhmedK, PhiLLer)/Babes Forum (leungtl, Larry, Tom). Winner is:
Players' Lounge (leungtl, Rob, AhmedK, PhiLLer)!
Luckely for you guys "Vegetables And Meat" didn't make the cut!
Two more awards in this marathon show! But first: our prize question! The first one to give the right answer to this question wins the following marvelous prize:
A dinner for two with Miss Soccergaming 2007, $teauA!
Please answer the following question: "What country is Miss Soccergaming 2007 from?" (there is an error margin of 2 Eastern-European countries)
Seriously now: I have an utmost glittery feeling in my belly for our mods. They remind me a lot of my mother: loving, strict, not in for any sexual favours. Let's celebrate them!
Enough of that. The nominees for Best Mod of the Year are: rpvankasteren/Hakeem/nor-rbk and the biggest fascist of all is:
rpvankasteren!
Go get them, you Dutch cheesy tiger!
One final award before this extravaganza ends! Just as the award names says: we sometimes, deep inside of us, make love in our dreams to some of the posters on here. I myself once had a fantastic dream about Dragan, how he came to save on his white horse, how he took me to his house in the mythical land of Croatland and how he took me in every single hole in my body. God, those were the days. It's a shame you bastards didn't nominate him for this award! These next members seem to give you guys even more sexually arousing tintelizations. The nominees for Best Poster of the Year are: Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba/ShiftyPowers/::shinji::
The winner of the most important award of this evening will be presented by a very special guest: this lemur
And the winner and Best Poster of the Year is:
Sir Sir_Didier_Drogba!
I thank you all for your attention and your God-fearing feelings. No single award ceremony is complete though, without fireworks and the presence of Pele! Enjoy the combo! Good night!
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Sir Calumn
Guest
Wow, you elected a racist, perverted, imperialist, aggressive, misogynistic sexual deviant as best overall poster. What have you guys been smoking? 
Hopeunited
Starting XI
where's the Abramovich's C*cksucker Award for the most annoying biased moron for pede?
Jaboldinho
Fan Favourite
Great job, this should have won the best thread category 
Hilarious as Geroge W. Bush.
Hilarious as Geroge W. Bush.
ShiftyPowers
Make America Great Again
Tajike;2273598 said:
Hahaha, hey I didn't notice a "Part 1" in the first post, but maybe I'm just blind. Thank you thank you thank you. It's awards like these that demonstrate how perception does not always equal reality.
Can someone make me a banner for under my sig
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Sir Calumn
Guest
I trembling with anticipation of mikas *restrained* response when he sees that