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Spiderman 3
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Callum
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Angry asians these days.
LeeTheLegend
Youth Team
I've seen both Spiderman 1 and 2, I can't wait to see the third one 
I love this movie, especially Mary Jane :P :P
Maybe someone should start a Mary Jane Watson appreciation thread, like the same one about that chick from Harry Potter.
I love this movie, especially Mary Jane :P :PMaybe someone should start a Mary Jane Watson appreciation thread, like the same one about that chick from Harry Potter.
The reason that everyone says that it sucked is because they billed and hyped it up as the greatest movie ever that it was never going to meet expectations. It also had more to do with emotions instead of action. I like these Spiderman movies because they're different from the other super hero films. They capture the emotion and human aspect. Only thing is that it was a bit long but a pretty good movie anyways.
i was addicted, though)
AlienSeafood
Senior Squad
just saw it...for an action-comic-movie...packs loads of crying...n some singin n dancin too...lots of talkin...nice visuals and decent action. i think its an ok movie, but the worst of the trilogy...
I forgot to mention the emo thingy, that's just plain stupid 
Get Tim Burton to do the next movie if Lizzard is going to be the next Villain, if Raimi still work on the project then prepare to see a funny angry lizzard fighting with Spidey with kids and their mom and dad watching them and clapping their hands scene... even 1980's superheroes movie ain't as corny as this one...
Get Tim Burton to do the next movie if Lizzard is going to be the next Villain, if Raimi still work on the project then prepare to see a funny angry lizzard fighting with Spidey with kids and their mom and dad watching them and clapping their hands scene... even 1980's superheroes movie ain't as corny as this one...
Nah, McGuire made himself look like a gay emo which isn't something that you see much.
Dead Man's Chest will probably get more money in three days unless the people who go to see the movie at 12:01 am on the first day realize that these hyped up movies aren't ever worth waiting hours for in line.
Dead Man's Chest will probably get more money in three days unless the people who go to see the movie at 12:01 am on the first day realize that these hyped up movies aren't ever worth waiting hours for in line.
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Callum
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I dont think people wait hours in line man, they just buy tickets online or whatever, no lines.
The movie was complete wack of outer space ****. 2 months they been feeding us with only 4 official pics of spider-man 3. First it was only still of spidey on church, and it go up to some official posters. And now we get this humiliating cumshot from Maquire himself?
1. Some wicked **** going on man with some stupid black oil coming from nowhere... Hey, Dr. Freeman, we have spacecraft coming from sky with full of headcrabs that turn city 17 into deadly zombies! TO DAH GRAVITY GUN! However, elderly women can survive that scene, not much about the worst that still coming. Some laboratory pricks make some deadly atomic **** going on just few miles from the city, and only protecting it with some silly fence? Give me a break bitch, each skilled Mexican can ram through it. And then just when they start playing with controls, sandman was right there in perfect place, perfect time. And the officials are so cautious that they don't care wtf is inside the propeller thing. I mean, if the bird will land there so what we are going to turn it in deadly killer machine? Then we all ******* damned...Women and children first...
Now, the tough boy is a huge guy with sand in his DNA. But first thing he does after getting mutated is to look at his poor picture of the daughter! Awwww.. how sad... Who can give a damn if you are a super monster at this time or not ?! And apparently, scientists don't give a **** what was going on inside that thing, not even bothering where the pile of sand came from.
2. I didn't really bothered with Peter not having spidey sence during the movie, but after reading some complains now i do. Where the **** did they go? Oil coming for his ass and he laying in his sweet sleep, dreaming about terrorizing Jessica Alba's anal with his gangsta... Maquire, you're fired.
3. Dark oil loves the web guy. We been a victims of romantic relationship between spiderman and some walking slimy ****, which decided to follow peter around for several days rather than choosing somebody else out of 6 billion peoples living on this god damn planet.
4.Peter decides to sleep in his spider costume just few minutes before he announce to the Russian guy to fix the door... Ammm, Peta wud u like the pize of chocolate cake?
"And milk please!"
0kkkkk...
5. Just hilarious story with Death of Uncle Ben. Ok in first movie, Spidey let the killer get away, the he kills him. Second movie, the aunt (which is grandma long time ago already pal) whines all the time about it. Third movie, more whining but now some interesting turns! The other guy killed his uncle, all cops in the movie act like this murder out of 500 that happening each day is most important, and ironically the killer is nobody else but sandman! One step away from solving the mistery, Sherlock.
6. The ******* Egyptian sandman flying around the god damn city and everybody is counting on spiderman. Hmm, if the cops can't chase the regular thief so why to bother with this thing, right? Also some college study chick somehow managed to organize whole festival in honor of spiderman. Yeah, and she is a girlfriend of poor reporter who tells us getting the job and money is the only opportunity for him to survive.
7. Marry Jane is a whore. All 3 movies she is flirting with Parker. I mean seriously what can he find attractive in red head girl? She doesn't even have nice pack of milk-holders in which you can ram your seed after you finished. All she leaves us is some bare untanned hole which cant possibly satisfy even the nerd like Parker.
8. By extra powers, spiderman trying to tell us he learned how to play jazz... Superman, it's time for you to retire...
9. Girls find the nerdy guy on street attractive while some bad boy on street is a turn off. Welcome back to 70's, or should i say EMO PARKA! Throw some D's lost it's place in billboard chart to Old Macdonald's farm.
10. "Sand"man comes out of water... I don't think my cheating on Biology exams could possibly prevent me from smelling fish...
11. Poor reporter cannot go anywhere without meeting the Spiderman. Same as with Sandman, perfect place - perfect time to get waxed by T-1000's burned coil.
12. Mary Jane goes to meet Peter on bridge just before Henry treats her. At this time, Henry stands few feet away watching them talking without possibly giving any live treating signs to kill Marry Jane, while at this time she could easily go and tell Peter every truth. Luckily for my country, Soviet soldiers were not so easy to break after the capture during WW2.
13. For God sake, tired of writing...Final one. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE THE WINNER....THE END ---> Venom meets with sandman and they make very easy deal. Ohhh, but what about the little girl that died, Sandman? How could you forget about her? Somebody was telling while ago that he wasn't interested in killing Peter Parker. Ok, they capture Spider-man (yeah, at this time Venom knows everything who peter dating and captures MJ... what a priceless bull****). Henry's Battler was a very wise man, keeping his mouth shut all those years and at the perfect moment he decided to put his hand off his dick and go tell Henry what really happened. With his scientific knowledge, he could replace those fools who worked on propeller machine, by knowing exactly how the Goblin's blade struck him and who did it. Henry didn't believed Peter all this years, but in a meter of second he believed some old fool who most likely have amnesia with AIDS. Just before a second spiderman get killed by Venom's blade, Henry stops the deadly trike... Oh, haven't we seen this scene anywhere else? Oh yes, 1000 of ******* times in movies that got way lower than 148 mil on opening weekend. ******* bull**** that can only be liked by kids under 12. reporter is what really got me : "i don't know how much longer he can last"... we-we-we, need a tissue after riding my cock? Citizens along with cops stand there watching the spectacular show, President Bush doesn't have spare army to come and do some ******* **** in city, where monsters emerge each year. Then Henry saves spider man 2nd time just seconds before he gets killed (again by Venom..wo-we-dooooo...). Enough-*******-already... Henry dies... Stabbed, he falling from 200 meters, manages to live another second to tell Peter and MJ that they were his friends. Then sandman makes up some story about what really happened to Uncle Ben, and Peter Parker after all this time let him get way. what da ****... HEY ADMIN, I DID NOT HACKED THIS FORUM, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. COULD YOU NOT BAN ME?
- HEY SURE KID, I BELIEVE YOU. ENJOY YOUR STAY!
ALL MY MOST HATED THINGS IN MOVIES BEEN INCLUDED IN THIS FINAL SCENE - LAST SECOND HERO SAVE, ******* BULL**** WITH LAST WORDS AND GOD DAMN CITIZENS WHICH IS SO DAMN SOAP OPERA FOR THE LITTLE 3 YEAR OLD MIDGETS. HOW COULD DIRECTOR, AFTER MAKING 2 BOX HIT SPIDEY MOVIES COME UP WITH THAT ****? WTF I MEAN HOW CAN YOU EMBARRAS YOURSELF LIKE THAT. I AM REALLY SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T INCLUDED SPIDERMAN WALKING OUT OF FIRE IN SLOW MOTION FACING THE CAMERA, WOULD BE PERFECT BONUS FOR THE WORST SCENE IN ENTIRE HISTORY OF MOTHER ****A CINEMA UNIVERSE. SPIDERMAN, I FORGIVE YOU THOSE 1-12 CHEESE MOMENTS BUT THIS WHERE YOU CROSSED THE LINE. MATRIX REVOLUTIONS GOTTA BE THE LUCKIEST MOVIE EVER RIGHT NOW FOR FINALLY SNAPPING OFF THE WORST TRILOGY SEQUEL EVER, SNITCHING IT TO OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR SPIDERMAN 3, WHO IS PROUD OWNER OF IT WITH TREMENDOUS LEAD! WEEEE ! NO POINT FOR 4TH MOVIE WHAT SO EVER ANYMORE. IF A NEWBORN BABY WAS PRESENT WITH ME WATCHING THIS ****, I COULD GUARANTEE HE WOULD KNOW ALPHABET OF CURSING WORDS IN JUST A FEW MINUTES FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE.
The GCI are very overrated, did not expect anything worse from typical 2007 hit movie...
- and god damn i am happy for downloading pirate torrent, this way saving myself a cash for die hard 4 opening.
1. Some wicked **** going on man with some stupid black oil coming from nowhere... Hey, Dr. Freeman, we have spacecraft coming from sky with full of headcrabs that turn city 17 into deadly zombies! TO DAH GRAVITY GUN! However, elderly women can survive that scene, not much about the worst that still coming. Some laboratory pricks make some deadly atomic **** going on just few miles from the city, and only protecting it with some silly fence? Give me a break bitch, each skilled Mexican can ram through it. And then just when they start playing with controls, sandman was right there in perfect place, perfect time. And the officials are so cautious that they don't care wtf is inside the propeller thing. I mean, if the bird will land there so what we are going to turn it in deadly killer machine? Then we all ******* damned...Women and children first...
Now, the tough boy is a huge guy with sand in his DNA. But first thing he does after getting mutated is to look at his poor picture of the daughter! Awwww.. how sad... Who can give a damn if you are a super monster at this time or not ?! And apparently, scientists don't give a **** what was going on inside that thing, not even bothering where the pile of sand came from.
2. I didn't really bothered with Peter not having spidey sence during the movie, but after reading some complains now i do. Where the **** did they go? Oil coming for his ass and he laying in his sweet sleep, dreaming about terrorizing Jessica Alba's anal with his gangsta... Maquire, you're fired.
3. Dark oil loves the web guy. We been a victims of romantic relationship between spiderman and some walking slimy ****, which decided to follow peter around for several days rather than choosing somebody else out of 6 billion peoples living on this god damn planet.
4.Peter decides to sleep in his spider costume just few minutes before he announce to the Russian guy to fix the door... Ammm, Peta wud u like the pize of chocolate cake?
"And milk please!"
0kkkkk...
5. Just hilarious story with Death of Uncle Ben. Ok in first movie, Spidey let the killer get away, the he kills him. Second movie, the aunt (which is grandma long time ago already pal) whines all the time about it. Third movie, more whining but now some interesting turns! The other guy killed his uncle, all cops in the movie act like this murder out of 500 that happening each day is most important, and ironically the killer is nobody else but sandman! One step away from solving the mistery, Sherlock.
6. The ******* Egyptian sandman flying around the god damn city and everybody is counting on spiderman. Hmm, if the cops can't chase the regular thief so why to bother with this thing, right? Also some college study chick somehow managed to organize whole festival in honor of spiderman. Yeah, and she is a girlfriend of poor reporter who tells us getting the job and money is the only opportunity for him to survive.
7. Marry Jane is a whore. All 3 movies she is flirting with Parker. I mean seriously what can he find attractive in red head girl? She doesn't even have nice pack of milk-holders in which you can ram your seed after you finished. All she leaves us is some bare untanned hole which cant possibly satisfy even the nerd like Parker.
8. By extra powers, spiderman trying to tell us he learned how to play jazz... Superman, it's time for you to retire...
9. Girls find the nerdy guy on street attractive while some bad boy on street is a turn off. Welcome back to 70's, or should i say EMO PARKA! Throw some D's lost it's place in billboard chart to Old Macdonald's farm.
10. "Sand"man comes out of water... I don't think my cheating on Biology exams could possibly prevent me from smelling fish...
11. Poor reporter cannot go anywhere without meeting the Spiderman. Same as with Sandman, perfect place - perfect time to get waxed by T-1000's burned coil.
12. Mary Jane goes to meet Peter on bridge just before Henry treats her. At this time, Henry stands few feet away watching them talking without possibly giving any live treating signs to kill Marry Jane, while at this time she could easily go and tell Peter every truth. Luckily for my country, Soviet soldiers were not so easy to break after the capture during WW2.
13. For God sake, tired of writing...Final one. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE THE WINNER....THE END ---> Venom meets with sandman and they make very easy deal. Ohhh, but what about the little girl that died, Sandman? How could you forget about her? Somebody was telling while ago that he wasn't interested in killing Peter Parker. Ok, they capture Spider-man (yeah, at this time Venom knows everything who peter dating and captures MJ... what a priceless bull****). Henry's Battler was a very wise man, keeping his mouth shut all those years and at the perfect moment he decided to put his hand off his dick and go tell Henry what really happened. With his scientific knowledge, he could replace those fools who worked on propeller machine, by knowing exactly how the Goblin's blade struck him and who did it. Henry didn't believed Peter all this years, but in a meter of second he believed some old fool who most likely have amnesia with AIDS. Just before a second spiderman get killed by Venom's blade, Henry stops the deadly trike... Oh, haven't we seen this scene anywhere else? Oh yes, 1000 of ******* times in movies that got way lower than 148 mil on opening weekend. ******* bull**** that can only be liked by kids under 12. reporter is what really got me : "i don't know how much longer he can last"... we-we-we, need a tissue after riding my cock? Citizens along with cops stand there watching the spectacular show, President Bush doesn't have spare army to come and do some ******* **** in city, where monsters emerge each year. Then Henry saves spider man 2nd time just seconds before he gets killed (again by Venom..wo-we-dooooo...). Enough-*******-already... Henry dies... Stabbed, he falling from 200 meters, manages to live another second to tell Peter and MJ that they were his friends. Then sandman makes up some story about what really happened to Uncle Ben, and Peter Parker after all this time let him get way. what da ****... HEY ADMIN, I DID NOT HACKED THIS FORUM, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. COULD YOU NOT BAN ME?
- HEY SURE KID, I BELIEVE YOU. ENJOY YOUR STAY!
ALL MY MOST HATED THINGS IN MOVIES BEEN INCLUDED IN THIS FINAL SCENE - LAST SECOND HERO SAVE, ******* BULL**** WITH LAST WORDS AND GOD DAMN CITIZENS WHICH IS SO DAMN SOAP OPERA FOR THE LITTLE 3 YEAR OLD MIDGETS. HOW COULD DIRECTOR, AFTER MAKING 2 BOX HIT SPIDEY MOVIES COME UP WITH THAT ****? WTF I MEAN HOW CAN YOU EMBARRAS YOURSELF LIKE THAT. I AM REALLY SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T INCLUDED SPIDERMAN WALKING OUT OF FIRE IN SLOW MOTION FACING THE CAMERA, WOULD BE PERFECT BONUS FOR THE WORST SCENE IN ENTIRE HISTORY OF MOTHER ****A CINEMA UNIVERSE. SPIDERMAN, I FORGIVE YOU THOSE 1-12 CHEESE MOMENTS BUT THIS WHERE YOU CROSSED THE LINE. MATRIX REVOLUTIONS GOTTA BE THE LUCKIEST MOVIE EVER RIGHT NOW FOR FINALLY SNAPPING OFF THE WORST TRILOGY SEQUEL EVER, SNITCHING IT TO OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR SPIDERMAN 3, WHO IS PROUD OWNER OF IT WITH TREMENDOUS LEAD! WEEEE ! NO POINT FOR 4TH MOVIE WHAT SO EVER ANYMORE. IF A NEWBORN BABY WAS PRESENT WITH ME WATCHING THIS ****, I COULD GUARANTEE HE WOULD KNOW ALPHABET OF CURSING WORDS IN JUST A FEW MINUTES FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE.
The GCI are very overrated, did not expect anything worse from typical 2007 hit movie...
- and god damn i am happy for downloading pirate torrent, this way saving myself a cash for die hard 4 opening.
MaestroZidane
YELLOW CARD: Untrustworthy
^^ DUDE, That has to be one of the longest movie post loaded with opinion I have ever read In this forum.
C
Callum
Guest
have you ever read the comics? I mean half the **** happens because the movie is not realistic you idiot...
The_Knight
Senior Squad
This movie sucked in every possible way.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Callum;2323565 said:
I did not had any complains for spiderman 2, it had it's flaws that deserve to be removed but i wish i would stand up and applause that time in theater just to express how great that movie was. This? This is pile of ****. Unlike second part, this movie was a flaw itself that need to be removed. Whole movie from beginning to an end was filled with stupidest plot in the universe which can only satisfy die hard spiderman fanboys, or better say die hardest.
So get out of my face, bitch. If you dumb enough, go pay to watch this **** again and add some money to it's 80% dropped box office earning since opening week.
Oh, and i guess I'm just wasting my time reading replies from a guy with 3 box bad reputation.