AberdeenFC
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Lets discuss some of the smooth moves we have down while gettin boozy in town.
Last night when my condition could be described as "super cut" I decided to get some food and at that time the only thing to be eatin was chips, cheese and curry sauce!! When I finnished it, I was on top of the moon. My crotch felt very warm. But this was because I spilt curry sauce all over it. Smooth. I used a pizza box I found to hide the stain but I was so hammered I kept showing everyone my stain and asking girls if they found it attractive.
In more impressive news however, I nicked heaps of Little Bill stickers from work and was distributing them to randoms in town with incredible accuracy. Everyone in Hogs Head bar was wearing one. Even more impressive is the fact they reflect light, look how totally freakin awesome and swell I looked.
I have just made a thread. Lets all reply and discuss our smooth moves. Because this place is boring!
Last night when my condition could be described as "super cut" I decided to get some food and at that time the only thing to be eatin was chips, cheese and curry sauce!! When I finnished it, I was on top of the moon. My crotch felt very warm. But this was because I spilt curry sauce all over it. Smooth. I used a pizza box I found to hide the stain but I was so hammered I kept showing everyone my stain and asking girls if they found it attractive.
In more impressive news however, I nicked heaps of Little Bill stickers from work and was distributing them to randoms in town with incredible accuracy. Everyone in Hogs Head bar was wearing one. Even more impressive is the fact they reflect light, look how totally freakin awesome and swell I looked.
I have just made a thread. Lets all reply and discuss our smooth moves. Because this place is boring!