smooth moves

[yoyo913]

I love it how only people from around the UK are talking in this thread.

damn alcoholics

 

[Can't stop the rush...]

Jaeger bomb

 

[champdave]

what the **** IS it with Wetherspoons having toilets upstairs, it's the most retarded design feature ive ever heard of. I just think its a way of them filtering out the drunk, from the really drunk.

Haha our local has this too! To get to the toilets you have to walk all the way to the back of the pub, go upstairs, and then come all the way down to the front again.

They didn't manage to filter me out though, so Drunk Dave 1 - Intellectual Design 0

I love it how only people from around the UK are talking in this thread.

damn alcoholics

The reason why we don't own an empire anymore

 

[Tom]

im brutal for remembering my way back to places. totally drunk in the A&E department with me mate who had a near heart attack. go to the toilet whilst the doctor is seeing him and cant find my way back. end up being kicked out of A&E after being assaulted by the male nurse and questioned by the police. fucking joke. i reported the male nurse and he got fired so all is good.

if it were anyone else Sean, i'd question the validity of that, but with you

Oh and Dave, thats one impressive toilet-run, but while it didnt filter you out, its probably because seeing as you can still remember it, you wouldnt be classified as "very very drunk" in the Wetherspoons guide to interior design.

 

[champdave]

Oh and Dave, thats one impressive toilet-run, but while it didnt filter you out, its probably because seeing as you can still remember it, you wouldnt be classified as "very very drunk" in the Wetherspoons guide to interior design.

Nah, I rarely get completely drunk. I get tipsy very quickly () but I have a fairly decent tolerance.