Slippers Rule!

[monkeyhappy]

You shop at ASDA

its ghet-go chíc

but i still prefer sainsburys. i have some nice slippers

 

[jani]

haha Adidas Predators

 

[mika]

are those custom made? lmao

 

[CarlosDanger]

Ever since I got back to Canada, I have been in search of the perfect slippers to complete my return.

They must have fur on the inside, and be warm, but not make my feet sweat. They need to be sufficiently ugly to make them the perfect thing to wear while taking out the garbage. They also need to be soft, so as to be comfortable to my surprisingly sensitive feet.

All these things are what I wish of my slippers.

I know they are out there....

 

[Ubik Valis]

Ever since I got back to Canada, I have been in search of the perfect slippers to complete my return.

They must have fur on the inside, and be warm, but not make my feet sweat. They need to be sufficiently ugly to make them the perfect thing to wear while taking out the garbage. They also need to be soft, so as to be comfortable to my surprisingly sensitive feet.

All these things are what I wish of my slippers.

I know they are out there....

You could always wait a few years and make a pair out of the first guy Valentina brings home? Why not hit two birds with one stone......make comfy slippers AND set an example.

 

[CarlosDanger]

That could work...

He would have to be pretty hairy though.

 

[monkeyhappy]

are those custom made? lmao

nah

i found em in debenhams (english department store) and i was very happy! they were the only pair around and i certainly cant find any anywhere else

 

[Yossarian]

That could work...

He would have to be pretty hairy though.

You named your daughter Valentina, bro? Man, that's a very beautiful name.

That name is definitely gonna safe-guard her from ever being ugly. It's also, on the other hand, gonna probably push her into getting knocked up at an unsuitable age.



I'm adamant that if I ever have a glitch and make a baby by accident and it turns out to be a female, she'll be named after this woman.

 

[CarlosDanger]

You named your daughter Valentina, bro? Man, that's a very beautiful name.

That name is definitely gonna safe-guard her from ever being ugly. It's also, on the other hand, gonna probably push her into getting knocked up at an unsuitable age.



I'm adamant that if I ever have a glitch and make a baby by accident and it turns out to be a female, she'll be named after this woman.

By unsuitable I assume you mean 40 right ?

 

[INFESTA]

Slippers are definitely okay! I got a pair that is right there on the borderline between the 'slippers' category and something a south-american drug lord wearing all white would use.
I'll post a pic in the summer of me doing my thing with them on.

 

[Sir Calumn]

By unsuitable I assume you mean 40 right ?

I'm going to sell her pictures to Gary Glitter

 

[Yossarian]

By unsuitable I assume you mean 40 right ?

hurhurhur.......I hear yah, bro. For a raging womanizer, the biggest cosmic kick in the nuts has got to be having a beautiful daugther(s) who not only develops early but is also very sexual.

There's a much greater chance that she'll be a lesbian than a 40yr old virgin, bro, so pray that she becomes an eager beavermuncher.

 

[CarlosDanger]

hurhurhur.......I hear yah, bro. For a raging womanizer, the biggest cosmic kick in the nuts has got to be having a beautiful daugther(s) who not only develops early but is also very sexual.

There's a much greater chance that she'll be a lesbian than a 40yr old virgin, bro, so pray that she becomes an eager beavermuncher.

Nah man....

My daughter will be smart as well as beautiful and we are teaching her to have full control of her body and her life. As long as she takes precautions, she can do whatever she wants (you can hear my insides screaming as I type this)

I think she'll probably have the guys wrapped around her finger and doing whatever she wants, she already does that at 2 1/2.

 

[Yossarian]

Nah man....

My daughter will be smart as well as beautiful and we are teaching her to have full control of her body and her life. As long as she takes precautions, she can do whatever she wants (you can here my insides screaming as I type this)

I think she'll probably have the guys wrapped around her finger and doing whatever she wants, she already does that at 2 1/2.

Man, that's funny, heartwarming, heartbreaking and inspirational all at the same time......*sniffles*....(NO HOMO)

My friends and I have had some heated conversations about having children and which of the genders is harder to raise and all sorts of other **** relating to family life and I've come to the conclusion that my nerves would be more at ease if my daughter was a lesbian, bringing females home than be a hetero in a bunch of non-committal relationships with a whole lotta undeserving scumbags, man.


Raising a son....very difficult I'd imagine.......especially when he gets to that age where his testosterone is on overdrive and he can pretty much beat your ass six shades to blue, but a daughter? Very scary business to say the least, bro.

 

[MaestroZidane]

Man, that's funny, heartwarming, heartbreaking and inspirational all at the same time......*sniffles*....(NO HOMO)

My friends and I have had some heated conversations about having children and which of the genders is harder to raise and all sorts of other **** relating to family life and I've come to the conclusion that my nerves would be more at ease if my daughter was a lesbian, bringing females home than be a hetero in a bunch of non-committal relationships with a whole lotta undeserving scumbags, man.


Raising a son....very difficult I'd imagine.......especially when he gets to that age where his testosterone is on overdrive and he can pretty much beat your ass six shades to blue, but a daughter? Very scary business to say the least, bro.

All fathers and father to be dread the day that they have to see their daughter onto her first date. I have a young sister and quite frankly, I'm very protective of her. Just imagine how I will be if I ever have a daughter .

Personally having a son may be easier to raise because their is not much to it and you wouldn't have to worry as much over the opposite sex being over him just to get under his pants.

 

[CarlosDanger]

When you are a bastard like me, having a daughter is karmic torture man!

 

[Ubik Valis]

When you are a bastard like me, having a daughter is karmic torture man!

Serves you right for being a Barca fan.



















Just kidding, pops.

 

[Ebonix]

You shop at ASDA

I'll be honest, most of the jeans I have are from Asda. I have a few jumpers from there too :mexican:

 

[CarlosDanger]

I'm going to sell her pictures to Gary Glitter

Hey I missed that one before!!!

I thought GG was into young boys....

Anyway, any selling of pictures will command corresponding royalty fees.

I accept dollars (Canadian, US, Australian) euros and bolivares, but none of this funny pound business.

 

[bjmenge]

I have a few jumpers from there too :mexican:

What the fuck is a jumper?

You Brits, with your crazy nonsense words.