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Slippers Rule!

bjmenge

The Man From Ohio
Thanks to the beacon of consumerism that is Wal-Mart, I just obtained these fine moccasin slippers for a mere $2, plus $0.14 tax.



Now, I know that it's like asking if the sky is blue, but anyway...do slippers rule?

Flip-flops be damned, slippers are the best in casual footwear.
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Oh man, Persian Slippers are THE dandiest garment in history. I have a pair and I love them to bits. I now have two parts of my ultimate smoking ensemble - persian slippers and a moroccan cotton dressing gown - all I need now is a fez and I am in heaven.

The difference between cool, dandy smoking and dirty, council estate smoking is when you get dressed up to do it.
 
Slippers do rule.

And not liking slippers does, in fact, automatically make one a Communist.

(Marx believed that slippers were an invention of the bourgeois, created to reinforce the bourgeios' sense of superiority over the workers, who usually had only one pair of shoes and walked around barefoot in their homes. However, it should be noted that Engels was known to secretley enjoy wearing slippers, though never in Karl's presence.)
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
I must admit that a guilty pleasure of mine is putting on a pair of fine persians, wandering down to the local coal mine and laughing at the barefoot proletariate.
 

MaSsiVe

Manager
Staff member
Moderator
(H)!






I'm used to wearing this kind of slippers since kid, can't get over how confortable they feel dispite how gay they look :(
 

Bobby

The Legend
bjmenge;2273086 said:
Thanks to the beacon of consumerism that is Wal-Mart, I just obtained these fine moccasin slippers for a mere $2, plus $0.14 tax.



Now, I know that it's like asking if the sky is blue, but anyway...do slippers rule?

Flip-flops be damned, slippers are the best in casual footwear.

Poser, those aren't slippers they're bedroom shoes.

Slippers don't have ties, not even decorative.
 

RobbieD_PL

Unreliable deceiver
Staff member
Moderator
Slippers do rule! And quite succintly too I might add ;)

And if anyone, ANYONE's a Communist, then they can go & s*ckf*** Stalin! :f***:

















It might be Georgian, but it's not Southern Tobacco f***ers (H)!
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
ShiftyPowers;2273144 said:
I might be a communist, but at least I'm not one of those homosexuals.
Slippers are very unhomosexual, those perverts get some kind of sick sexual thrill out of having cold feet, disgusting....
 

Yossarian

Fan Favourite



Grimy, sweat stained workman boots.....24/7........even when I go to sleep.


I've already got many strikes against me as it is. My hetero rope is shortening significantly everyday so I can't ever afford to be caught light on my loafers, bros.
 

Vagegast

Banned for Life [He likes P. Diddy]
Brian, you're just a broke ass nigga. I know 'cause I used to wear that when I was broke a few months ago.
 

Ebonix

YELLOW CARD - Sarcasm
Slippers are teh coolest!

I bought some from ASDA (UK Wal-mart) for like £2, the most comfy ones ever, although they are apparently more suited to an old man
 
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Sir Calumn

Guest
Ebonix;2276945 said:
Slippers are teh coolest!

I bought some from ASDA (UK Wal-mart) for like £2, the most comfy ones ever, although they are apparently more suited to an old man
You shop at ASDA :(
 


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