Catch-all thread, bitches.
Teams and crap:
MLS -
Chicago Fire, est. 1997, Toyota Park (20,000) Bridgeview, IL
Chivas USA, est. 2004, Home Depot Center (27,000) Carson, CA
Colorado Rapids, est. 1995, Dick's Sporting Goods Park (18,086) Commerce City, CA
Columbus Crew, est. 1995, Crew Stadium (22,555) Columbus, OH
DC United, est. 1995, RFK Stadium (56,692) Washington, DC
FC Dallas, est. 1996 (as Dallas Burn), Pizza Hut Park (20,500) Frisco, TX
Houston Dynamo, est. 2005, Robertson Stadium (32,000) Houston, TX
Kansas City Wizards, est. 1995 (as Kansas City Wiz), CommunityAmerica Ballpark (10,000) Kansas City, KS
Los Angeles Galaxy, est. 1995, Home Depot Center (27,000) Carson, CA
New England Revolution, est. 1995, Gillette Stadium (68,756) Foxborough, MA
Real Salt Lake, est. 2004, Rice-Eccles Stadium (45,634) Salt Lake City, UT
Red Bull New York, est. 1995, Giants Stadium/The Meadowlands (80,242) East Rutherford, NJ
Toronto FC, est. 2007, BMO Field (20,500) Toronto, ON
San Jose Earthquakes, est. 1995 (2007), Buck Shaw Stadium (17,500) Santa Clara, CA & McAfee Coliseum (63,026) Oakland, CA
USL First Division -
Atlanta Silverbacks, est. 1993, Silverbacks Park (7,500) Chamblee, GA
Carolina RailHawks, est. 2006, WakeMed Soccer Park (7,130) Cary, NC
Charleston Battery, est. 1993, Blackbaud Stadium (5,116) Charleston, SC
Miami FC, est. 2005, Tropical Park Stadium (7,000) Glenvar Heights, FL
Minnesota Thunder, est. 1990, James Griffin Stadium (4,367) St. Paul, MN
Montreal Impact, est. 1993, Stade Saputo (13,500) Montreal, QC
Portland Timbers, est. 2001, PGE Park (19,566) Portland, OR
Puerto Rico Islanders, est. 2003, Estadio Juan Ramón Loubriel (12,500) Bayamon, PR
Rochester Raging Rhinos, est. 1996, PAETEC Park (13,768) Rochester, NY
Seattle Sounders, est. 1994, Starfire Stadium (2,500) Tulwilka, WA
Vancouver Whitecaps, est. 1986, Swangard Stadium (6,868) Burnaby, BC
USL Second Division -
Bermuda Hogges, est. 2007, Bermuda National Stadium (8,500) Hamilton, BD
Charlotte Eagles, est. 1993, Waddell Stadium (6,000) Charlotte, NC & Matthews SportsPlex (10,000) Matthews, NC
Cleveland City Stars, est. 2007, Krenzler Field (1,680) Cleveland, OH
Crystal Palace Baltimore, est. 2007, UMBC Soccer Stadium (2,000) Baltimore, MD
Harrisburg City Islanders, est. 2004, Skyline Sports Complex (4,000) Harrisburg, PA
Pittsburgh Riverhounds, est. 1999, CVHS Stadium (4,500) Bridgeville, PA
Real Maryland Monarchs, est. 2008, Maryland SoccerPlex (3,200) Germantown, MD
Richmond Kickers, est. 1993, University of Richmond Stadium (22,000) Richmond, VA
Western Mass Pioneers, est. 1998, Lusitano Stadium (3,000) Ludlow, MA
Wilmington Hammerheads, est. 1996, Legion Stadium (6,000) Wilmington, NC
Primera División de México -
Club de Futbol América, est. 1916, Estadio Azteca (115,500) Mexico, DF
Atlante Fútbol Club, est. 1916, Andrés Quintana Roo (22,000) Cancun, QR
Fútbol Club Atlas, est. 1916, Estadio Jalisco (62,384) Guadalajara, JA
Club Deportivo Guadalajara, est. 1906, Estadio Jalisco (62,384) Guadalajara, JA
Cruz Azul, est. 1927, Estadio Azul (38,500) Mexico, DF
Jaguares de Chiapas, est. 2002, Estadio Víctor Manuel Reyna (27,500) Tuxtla Gutiérrez, Chia.
Club de Futbol Monterrey, est. 1945, Estadio Tecnológico (33,485) Monterrey, NL
Monarcas Morelia, est. 1924, Estadio Morelos (41,500) Morelia, Mich.
Necaxa, est. 1923, Estadio Victoria (27,500) Aguascalientes, Ags.
Club de Futbol Pachuca, est. 1901, Estadio Hidalgo (33,000) Pachuca, Hgo.
Puebla Futbol Club, est. 1944, Estadio Cuauhtémoc (45,396) Puebla, Pue.
Pumas, est. 1954, Olímpico Universitario (75,849) Mexico, DF
Club San Luis, est. 1999, Estadio Alfonso Lastras (26,400) San Luis Potosí, SLP
Santos Laguna, est. 1983, Estadio Corona (20,000) Torreón, Coa.
Tecos, est. 1935, Estadio Tres de Marzo (23,000) Zapopan, Jal.
Tigres, est. 1960, Estadio Universitario (41,000) San Nicolás, NL
Toluca, est. 1917, Estadio Nemesio Díez (29,700) Toluca, Mex.
Veracruz, est. 1943, Estadio Luis de la Fuente (30,000) Veracruz, Ver.
Teams and crap:
MLS -
Chicago Fire, est. 1997, Toyota Park (20,000) Bridgeview, IL
Chivas USA, est. 2004, Home Depot Center (27,000) Carson, CA
Colorado Rapids, est. 1995, Dick's Sporting Goods Park (18,086) Commerce City, CA
Columbus Crew, est. 1995, Crew Stadium (22,555) Columbus, OH
DC United, est. 1995, RFK Stadium (56,692) Washington, DC
FC Dallas, est. 1996 (as Dallas Burn), Pizza Hut Park (20,500) Frisco, TX
Houston Dynamo, est. 2005, Robertson Stadium (32,000) Houston, TX
Kansas City Wizards, est. 1995 (as Kansas City Wiz), CommunityAmerica Ballpark (10,000) Kansas City, KS
Los Angeles Galaxy, est. 1995, Home Depot Center (27,000) Carson, CA
New England Revolution, est. 1995, Gillette Stadium (68,756) Foxborough, MA
Real Salt Lake, est. 2004, Rice-Eccles Stadium (45,634) Salt Lake City, UT
Red Bull New York, est. 1995, Giants Stadium/The Meadowlands (80,242) East Rutherford, NJ
Toronto FC, est. 2007, BMO Field (20,500) Toronto, ON
San Jose Earthquakes, est. 1995 (2007), Buck Shaw Stadium (17,500) Santa Clara, CA & McAfee Coliseum (63,026) Oakland, CA
USL First Division -
Atlanta Silverbacks, est. 1993, Silverbacks Park (7,500) Chamblee, GA
Carolina RailHawks, est. 2006, WakeMed Soccer Park (7,130) Cary, NC
Charleston Battery, est. 1993, Blackbaud Stadium (5,116) Charleston, SC
Miami FC, est. 2005, Tropical Park Stadium (7,000) Glenvar Heights, FL
Minnesota Thunder, est. 1990, James Griffin Stadium (4,367) St. Paul, MN
Montreal Impact, est. 1993, Stade Saputo (13,500) Montreal, QC
Portland Timbers, est. 2001, PGE Park (19,566) Portland, OR
Puerto Rico Islanders, est. 2003, Estadio Juan Ramón Loubriel (12,500) Bayamon, PR
Rochester Raging Rhinos, est. 1996, PAETEC Park (13,768) Rochester, NY
Seattle Sounders, est. 1994, Starfire Stadium (2,500) Tulwilka, WA
Vancouver Whitecaps, est. 1986, Swangard Stadium (6,868) Burnaby, BC
USL Second Division -
Bermuda Hogges, est. 2007, Bermuda National Stadium (8,500) Hamilton, BD
Charlotte Eagles, est. 1993, Waddell Stadium (6,000) Charlotte, NC & Matthews SportsPlex (10,000) Matthews, NC
Cleveland City Stars, est. 2007, Krenzler Field (1,680) Cleveland, OH
Crystal Palace Baltimore, est. 2007, UMBC Soccer Stadium (2,000) Baltimore, MD
Harrisburg City Islanders, est. 2004, Skyline Sports Complex (4,000) Harrisburg, PA
Pittsburgh Riverhounds, est. 1999, CVHS Stadium (4,500) Bridgeville, PA
Real Maryland Monarchs, est. 2008, Maryland SoccerPlex (3,200) Germantown, MD
Richmond Kickers, est. 1993, University of Richmond Stadium (22,000) Richmond, VA
Western Mass Pioneers, est. 1998, Lusitano Stadium (3,000) Ludlow, MA
Wilmington Hammerheads, est. 1996, Legion Stadium (6,000) Wilmington, NC
Primera División de México -
Club de Futbol América, est. 1916, Estadio Azteca (115,500) Mexico, DF
Atlante Fútbol Club, est. 1916, Andrés Quintana Roo (22,000) Cancun, QR
Fútbol Club Atlas, est. 1916, Estadio Jalisco (62,384) Guadalajara, JA
Club Deportivo Guadalajara, est. 1906, Estadio Jalisco (62,384) Guadalajara, JA
Cruz Azul, est. 1927, Estadio Azul (38,500) Mexico, DF
Jaguares de Chiapas, est. 2002, Estadio Víctor Manuel Reyna (27,500) Tuxtla Gutiérrez, Chia.
Club de Futbol Monterrey, est. 1945, Estadio Tecnológico (33,485) Monterrey, NL
Monarcas Morelia, est. 1924, Estadio Morelos (41,500) Morelia, Mich.
Necaxa, est. 1923, Estadio Victoria (27,500) Aguascalientes, Ags.
Club de Futbol Pachuca, est. 1901, Estadio Hidalgo (33,000) Pachuca, Hgo.
Puebla Futbol Club, est. 1944, Estadio Cuauhtémoc (45,396) Puebla, Pue.
Pumas, est. 1954, Olímpico Universitario (75,849) Mexico, DF
Club San Luis, est. 1999, Estadio Alfonso Lastras (26,400) San Luis Potosí, SLP
Santos Laguna, est. 1983, Estadio Corona (20,000) Torreón, Coa.
Tecos, est. 1935, Estadio Tres de Marzo (23,000) Zapopan, Jal.
Tigres, est. 1960, Estadio Universitario (41,000) San Nicolás, NL
Toluca, est. 1917, Estadio Nemesio Díez (29,700) Toluca, Mex.
Veracruz, est. 1943, Estadio Luis de la Fuente (30,000) Veracruz, Ver.