New Movie: "balls it up like Beckham"

[henry#14]

Originally posted by :: JJ ::
Reports of an imminent alien invasion have been dismissed by the Portuguese authorities today after numerous sightings of a UFO were reported over Lisbon last night.

Many Lisbon residents reported seeing a mysterious silver sphere in the night sky.

However the Portuguese Air Force were scrambled and reported back that the alleged UFO was actually David Beckham’s penalty.

 

[PhiLLer]

Wasn't Beckham a national hero not so long ago?

Typical England, hype up the team they have, "we are the best", "this is our year", "we are going to win it" and yet again the fail. Forca Portugal.

 

[Thelonious]

Beckham really disapointed me in this tournament its not just this game but others when hes easily been Englands worst player , if he wants to be a full time celebrity then let someone else take the captains role , he cant have it both ways , he really seems disinterested in football , and that penaly look where the ball is sitting when he takes it , the retard put the ball in ******* hole and he wonders why it goes wide .

 

[ShearerM4]

he's cost us...
a win vs France
a goal v Croatia (luckely didn't matter)
Portugal's equaliser (partialy his fault)
and missed the only Eng pen out of the 1st 5.

what a tournament he's had.

 

[ngyc]

Originally posted by :: JJ ::
Reports of an imminent alien invasion have been dismissed by the Portuguese authorities today after numerous sightings of a UFO were reported over Lisbon last night.

Many Lisbon residents reported seeing a mysterious silver sphere in the night sky.

However the Portuguese Air Force were scrambled and reported back that the alleged UFO was actually David Beckham’s penalty.

lol btw, don't let beckham take penalty because he just don't know how to take penalty. everytime see him just shot like he take free kick. if score just because the keeper wrongly dive. if you look carefully, his penalty was mostly shot at center then curve to side. or ground low shot. anyway, i like your post.....

 

[Parra Power]

well, if it makes you feel any better, i believe that the ball has finally landed back on earth just now

 

[VanTheMin]

Re: New Movie: "balls it up like Beckham"

Originally posted by I@n S
Instead of "Bend it like Beckham"
Terry wanted us to use Turkey for insperation. What have Beckham miss another Penalty?

Take that captain arm band off now.
Give the Penalty job to someone else like Lampard.
Sack Sven! Just like Italy we take the lead and then sit back. Rooney going off is no excuse. If we'd selected a proper bench we would've been ok. Heskey for one game to loose it for us? Joe Cole on the Bench and Owen Harmless get on before him?
We have plenty of backup strickers to choose from yet no manager English or otherwise has the bottle to choose them.

My view on the Campbell goal was it should've stuck. BUT best of luck Portugal because you played much bettter on the day and decerved the win. Only the ammount of times Englands been robbed by terrible refs I've lost count. Funny how the worst refs always get England games.

France 98 rings a bell. Campbell yet again.

!!Go Portugal!!

 

[Neutral LFC]

Originally posted by PhiLLer
Wasn't Beckham a national hero not so long ago?

Typical England, hype up the team they have, "we are the best", "this is our year", "we are going to win it" and yet again the fail. Forca Portugal.

I agree.

I can't wait till Wayne Rooney misses a penalty or messes up so he can get hanged by the press and fans too.

 

[:: JJ ::]

Victoria Beckham has broken the world gang bang record. In 120 minutes, her shaven cunt fucked the whole country.

 

[Lean]

Originally posted by Shindig
No, he's in the England squad for his delivery of set peices. We've got nobody else in the England squad that can deliver the ball like him. Despite his poor form in this tournament, he's still managed to keep up with some good deliveries.

As for penalties, he scuffed it but it's a game of chance from 12 yards, man.

So this is the 'Oh, England are so poor' brigade showing up to kick us while we're down. Did anybody realisticly think we would beat Portugal on last night's showing?

We were on the ropes for god knows how long. We didn't deserve to win and I wish people would stop going on about how England should be winning things. We're simply not good enough. Just take pride in the fact that we aren't as bad as Germany, Italy or Turkey. One of the top Eight sides in Europe. Suits me fine, that does.

Now sit down, shut up and all cheer on the Czechs

Gerrard can take the set pieces, he does it a lot of times for Liverpool. Not as good as Beckham, but what the hell... It's a game of chance from 12 yards of course, but... did he need to do a Baggio?

 

[Mikey]

more hilarious british humour

 

[PhiLLer]

Originally posted by :: JJ ::
Victoria Beckham has broken the world gang bang record. In 120 minutes, her shaven cunt fucked the whole country.

Respec'

 

[gagiz]

ROTFLMFAOAPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!