Need Some Advice

[dzony]

LMFAO

I guess diving with ur head against the post will be more spectacular.

 

[Stotty]

wot the hell

 

[soccer4evry1]

Seriously, you should kiss the ring (like Raúl), run to the stands and punch the air or (if it's raining) run until you're near the CK flag and dive.

Or you could jump imitating a rabbit, pretend you're a dog or do the robot.

 

[CarlosDanger]

You should do about 5 backflips like Obafemi, while kissing your pinky ring and grabbing your crotch, all of this on top of the crossbar, then rub your crotch in the face of the opposing goalkeeper, your coach and any senior citizens that happen to be in the park.........

 

[Lean]

Just raise your 2nd finger like Ronaldo used to do.

 

[bbranco10]

Take a piss in the opposing teams goal. Always works.

 

[TOON ARMY]

BTW your not allowed to wear jewellery during a football match or shouldn't be anyway.

I could tell you the story about a lad who had a piercing caught up in someones shirt, but i wont as you probably want to eat later

 

[rony31]

Originally posted by $teauA
Then get one dammit

ps: rony stop spreading your ideas to the rest of the world .

aw

henry#14: no

 

[cheesegrater]

Originally posted by TOON ARMY
BTW your not allowed to wear jewellery during a football match or shouldn't be anyway.

I could tell you the story about a lad who had a piercing caught up in someones shirt, but i wont as you probably want to eat later

Was his ear, eyebrow, nose, nipple, or some peice of his face disconnected from his body? Or was it his weiner? But I don't see why you would whip out your package while challenging for a header?

 

[Gerrard 17]

Originally posted by $teauA
Then get one dammit

I've got one, what's wrong with it...

 

[cheesegrater]

I had one but the dentist fixed it. It involved scraping flesh. I thought that part was pretty cool.

 

[$teauA]

Originally posted by Gerrard 17
I've got one, what's wrong with it...

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. cheesegrater said that the WC02 Ronaldo cut only works if you have a gap in between your frong teeth so I told him to get himself one

 

[Gerrard 17]

Originally posted by $teauA
I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. cheesegrater said that the WC02 Ronaldo cut only works if you have a gap in between your frong teeth so I told him to get himself one

ok, i completely missed the point, I thought you were talking about Cristiano Ronaldo's haircut during EURO 04


i'd never get the WC02 R9's haircut

 

[Lean]

I think no-one would. It was probably his dentist that made the haircut for him anyway.

 

[bjmenge]

Originally posted by BayernBoz
just hope there's no senior citizens browsing this forum.

cough*Elder*cough

@ henry#14 - You might want to fix the lyrics in your sig. The word is "Hov," which is Jay-Z's nickname, not "hope." Like this:

Hov's a living legend and I tell you why,
Everybody wanna be Hov and Hov still alive.

 

[henry#14]

thanks, i thought it sounded wierd

 

[syaz_wan03]

lo... are you idiot...?? just wear a boot and pads and play good football...the celebration, hairstyle & etc isnt necessary... unless u r really a good footballer...

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btw my clebration: joging like ronaldo and raise my hand

 

[cheesegrater]

My footballing skills are inferior, I must work on celebrations, hair and appearance. I will start plucking some eye brows. I need them to be perfect. I think I also need to shave my ass.

 

[$teauA]

Originally posted by cheesegrater
My footballing skills are inferior, I must work on celebrations, hair and appearance. I will start plucking some eye brows. I need them to be perfect. I think I also need to shave my ass.

While you're at it shave your balls too, it helps with the air circulation throughout the genitalia area.

 

[Stotty]

alot of this is speaking through experience eh staeua



About ronaldo, i'll never forget linekars comment at the end of the Brazil-Turkey match in WC2002

"The man who can eat an apple through a tennis raquet is back!"