Need Some Advice

[peruytu]

Re: Need Some Advice

Originally posted by cheesegrater
Does wearing a full team kit - jersey, shorts, socks of a certain team while playing football make me a flamer? How should I dress to impress when I play football and how should I do my hair? Also, what kind of jewelry, earings, peircings, chains, etc. should I wear? Also what kind of celebrations should I do? I want to be a good footballer and go to a big club like Everton or Liverpool. Everton and Liverpool are my favorite football clubs, I love them both equally. Also what National Team should I support? I can't really decide.

Are you serious? How old are you man?

Ok, if I were to take this thread seriously this is how I would answer it:
People would just laugh at you.. think you're a big wanna-be with no skills whatsoever... and think you're a NERD. So do yourself a favor and don't embarrass youself like that..please...

 

[Gerrard 17]

Re: Re: Need Some Advice

Originally posted by peruytu
Are you serious? How old are you man?

Ok, if I were to take this thread seriously this is how I would answer it:
People would just laugh at you.. think you're a big wanna-be with no skills whatsoever... and think you're a NERD. So do yourself a favor and don't embarrass youself like that..please...

How about this for an answer:

You are a fucking dumbass.

 

[Stotty]

 

[peruytu]

Re: Re: Re: Need Some Advice

Originally posted by Gerrard 17
How about this for an answer:

You are a fucking dumbass.

WOW what a brilliant answer!!! Dude, you're soooo cool!

 

[Pizarro14]

LOVE IS IN THE AIR

 

[andy]

Originally posted by cheesegrater
Thanks man! That got me an idea, when I score a goal I will kiss the ring on my pinky, run by the stands, and point the right into the stands while running. Should I have my pinky out-stretched or keep a regular fist?

I think I might also wear old style short trousers.

are you for real dude? No offence, but just posting this thread makes you a flamer....I think you should have a certain degree of common sense when dressing that you don't need to ask others how to dress or act. Incredible...

 

[cheesegrater]

Originally posted by andy
are you for real dude? No offence, but just posting this thread makes you a flamer....I think you should have a certain degree of common sense when dressing that you don't need to ask others how to dress or act. Incredible...

A flamer? Does that mean I like puting penis in my anal sphincter?

How does posting this thread make me a homosexual?

 

[$teauA]

Originally posted by Stotty
alot of this is speaking through experience eh staeua

OMG YES

 

[jumbo]

Originally posted by cheesegrater
Thanks man! That got me an idea, when I score a goal I will kiss the ring on my pinky, run by the stands, and point the right into the stands while running. Should I have my pinky out-stretched or keep a regular fist?

I think I might also wear old style short trousers.

Nah man, pinky means a very bad thing that starts with an F.

Stick out your middle one. And make a fist with your other hand and shake it violently towards the fans.

You can even drop your pants and wave your dong for a better effect.

 

[Pizarro14]

dude wear all that and talk to a hot chick u'll get a surprise from her in no time

 

[andy]

Originally posted by cheesegrater
A flamer? Does that mean I like puting penis in my anal sphincter?

How does posting this thread make me a homosexual?

You are asking other people what you should wear in a soccer match and how to celebrate goals, do you need that kind or reassurance from other people?? Don't you know what to wear and not to wear???

 

[cheesegrater]

Originally posted by andy
You are asking other people what you should wear in a soccer match and how to celebrate goals, do you need that kind or reassurance from other people?? Don't you know what to wear and not to wear???

No, because I don't know how to dress to impress.

 

[Filippo_Inzaghi]

wear what you like, so what if someone laughs at you, i had a dutch jersey with milan shorts on, no one cares, no one should, and if they do, they aren't really there to play football...they are fashion critics, which is worse.

And besides, if you're really that bad, wear a target around your neck and on your back.

 

[PhiLLer]

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