Actually at UTM, they have the same curriculum pretty much as UTSt George and a lot of the profs and TAs rotate too so the content and stuff is the same, only difference is that UTM is smaller and St George is more competitive because of how many students they have.
Anyways, that's not the point:
How do you get a york grad off your porch?
You pay for the pizza.
What do you get when you drive quickly through York's campus?
-An undergraduate degree
What does a York Grad call a U of T grad after graduation?
-Boss
Why do York grads put their diploma on their dashboards?
-So they can park in handicapped spaces
What does a York student do when he sees his friend from UofT at the same job interview?
-Leave
What's the first thing a York girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
-Walks home.
If you can walk and talk, go to York, if you can walk a bit faster, go to McMaster
If you can use a knife and fork, you can go to York!
You know you go to Ryerson or York when...
1. The first thing in the -Skills- section of your resumé is: Excellent Make up application skills
2. You have to create NUMEROUS facebook groups trying to make yourself feel better because your school is either a) located the U of T downtown campus property or b) located at the corner of Jane & Finch...enough said
3. Your business school does not want the outside world to know they are located on your campus ( Person A:The Schulich School of Business, that's at York right? Schulich Student: No, its JUST the Schulich School of Business)
4. Your the first thing recrutors say to prospective students: "Our library isnt that big, but we have a really nice mall..."
5. Your escalator broke, and you STILL can't figure out how to fix it...
6. The University of Toronto has THREE (3) campuses, the reason York and Ryerson only have one each: They can't count any higher.
7. You were once a college
8. The reason why you have really good pub nights is to help you forget that you university sucks.
9. You know if you go to an interview and you see your friend who graduated from the University of Toronto, you should just leave.
10. You aunt from Japan calls asking you what school you go to. You tell her Ryerson and she hangs up. She later tells you to transfer to the University of Toronto, a school that people in places other than Toronto actually know about.
11. The reason why there are so many trees on all of the U of T campuses and none on Yorks' is because Yorkers haven't learnt that a tree is NOT a protable bathroom yet.
12. The picture at your home page is a bottle of pills...