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most ****ed up day

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yoyo913

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i just wanted to try alcohol at school and honestly i wasn't much of a drinker and didn't expect what happened
not to show off but i got baked at school dozens of times, but none this intense, although now i regret smoking so much, it f**d me up emotionally


today that girl i talked to in the hallways ignored me and signed out of my class as soon as she got in :D and my science teacher rocked, i told him i was really sick and i puked then went home, he just called me a silly nut or something for taking the test with me :p
it all dosen't seem like a big deal today, my friends loved the story too
 

Hyun

Senior Squad
my friend was baked this one time, and I thought he was sick. I bought him a lunch to make him 'feel better,' when ironically he was having the time of his life. :nape:

haha, Voltaic, you're a bold man. (Y)
 
i have one sorta like that.. :D

i'm at a party, really ****ed...
it's over 12, i was supposed to call my host mother in australia, I didn't.
Around 1, she gets to the party, everyone is absolutely pissed. Gets to me, tells me we have to go. ON the door to the car she says:

hm: 'was the party good?'
me: something like: '**** yea...'
she sees that i'm totally pissed, we continue talking, asks if i wanna throw up. I said no. I then start telling her on how I had a boner on this reaaally sluty hot chick who had a really low skirt. Then I describe her how she grabbed my dick and how I started touching her. After that, we continue talking a bit. I realised what I had just told her so i remain quiet and act sober. Like 5 minutes later, i throw up all over my pants and the inside of the car.

now thats a ****ed up day..:p
probably one of the most embarassing moments of my life. :fool:
 

yoyo913

Team Captain
HAHAHA nice

"I then start telling her on how I had a boner on this reaaally sluty hot chick who had a really low skirt. Then I describe her how she grabbed my dick and how I started touching her. "
 

Larry

Fan Favourite
hanek45 said:
hm: 'was the party good?'
me: something like: '**** yea...'
she sees that i'm totally pissed, we continue talking, asks if i wanna throw up. I said no. I then start telling her on how I had a boner on this reaaally sluty hot chick who had a really low skirt. Then I describe her how she grabbed my dick and how I started touching her. After that, we continue talking a bit. I realised what I had just told her so i remain quiet and act sober. Like 5 minutes later, i throw up all over my pants and the inside of the car.

now thats a ****ed up day..:p
probably one of the most embarassing moments of my life. :fool:

hahahahahahaahahahaha good post fanek :rockman: :lui: :boohoo:
 

Kulixs

Starting XI
Nobody really wants to listen to your stupid little fantasy's (with the exception of a few, who need a life.) So just stop posting stupid threads like this, it never happened and thats obvious.
 

yoyo913

Team Captain
****

today i stayed home (had doctors appointment), my mom never called to say i wouldn't come, so the school called and told em i skipped on wednesday (N)
 

Seán D

fm prodigy
Kulixs said:
Nobody really wants to listen to your stupid little fantasy's (with the exception of a few, who need a life.) So just stop posting stupid threads like this, it never happened and thats obvious.
If people want to read it they will. Post whatever you want, if you don't want to read it don't. Who gives a **** if it happened or didn't, it's not up to you to say what we can and cannot post. Whats worse, the people who read the thread, or the person who is reading it and then giving out about it?
 
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