yoyo913
Team Captain
i might regret making this thread
i'm really f*cked up
went to school today with a water bottle filled with scotch
drank 3/4 of it before first period
went to first period which was a computer class
made an ass of my-self (also finished a flash movie i started a while ago, will post it in a week or so)
went to the bathroom, finished the rest of scotch (shouldn't have)
became a pimp with 2 girls, gonna ask em out sometime
1st period finished, talked to this random girl in the hallways, told her i was drunk and told her she was really special and nice
went to 2nd period, had to write a science test
midway through it went to the bathroom, puked my guts out
this guy i know was in there, he was like "ur puking too" , i was like "yeah"
i dont know what really happened
came back, my head was spinning really bad, couldn't make out nothing on the test
took my test and school bag, got out of the classroom without teachets permission, went to my locker put everything in
got my Carlos*et, went to the bus stop, I also had a mission to get laid
saw this 20yr old woman looking out the glass door of her house, went there, asked "are you home alone"!! "no", me: "i'm really confused"
continued to the bus stop, got there, puked on the ground, got on the bus, 3 hot chicks there, didn't do anything, got off the bus, walked for an hour total time (through the streets, although i was close to home), asked 3 women if they wanted to have sex
1st one
me: "hello, whats the time"
w: "12:00..."
me: "are you married?"
w: "sorry i'm abit too old for you"
me: "okay" left with a smile on my face
2nd one
me: "hello, can i have a cigarette"
w: "sorry i dont have the money to be giving them out, you should quit around ur age about now"
me: "are they any good? "
w: "what... , no"
me: "are you in a relationship?"
w: "oh no thats not why i started"
me"oh no, sorry to be asking you this, but ... ... do you want to have sex?"
w: "no sorry i'm not like that, besides you would remind me too much of my grandkids" (i think thats what she said)
3rd one
me hi can i have the time
w: 12:20
me: are you in a relationship
w: (with big smile on her face) yes
me: okay bye
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started walking home, didnt know what i was going to tell my dad who wasnt working today
walked in, told him it was a "shory day" at school, said i was tired
slept for 3 hours, woke up about 2 hours ago
thats about it, never doing THAT again, geeze weed was soo much more harmless, hope you guys get a laugh at it
i'm really f*cked up
went to school today with a water bottle filled with scotch
drank 3/4 of it before first period
went to first period which was a computer class
made an ass of my-self (also finished a flash movie i started a while ago, will post it in a week or so)
went to the bathroom, finished the rest of scotch (shouldn't have)
became a pimp with 2 girls, gonna ask em out sometime
1st period finished, talked to this random girl in the hallways, told her i was drunk and told her she was really special and nice
went to 2nd period, had to write a science test
midway through it went to the bathroom, puked my guts out
this guy i know was in there, he was like "ur puking too" , i was like "yeah"
i dont know what really happened
came back, my head was spinning really bad, couldn't make out nothing on the test
took my test and school bag, got out of the classroom without teachets permission, went to my locker put everything in
got my Carlos*et, went to the bus stop, I also had a mission to get laid
saw this 20yr old woman looking out the glass door of her house, went there, asked "are you home alone"
!! "no", me: "i'm really confused"continued to the bus stop, got there, puked on the ground, got on the bus, 3 hot chicks there, didn't do anything
, got off the bus, walked for an hour total time (through the streets, although i was close to home), asked 3 women if they wanted to have sex1st one
me: "hello, whats the time"
w: "12:00..."
me: "are you married?"
w: "sorry i'm abit too old for you"
me: "okay" left with a smile on my face
2nd one
me: "hello, can i have a cigarette"
w: "sorry i dont have the money to be giving them out, you should quit around ur age about now"
me: "are they any good? "
w: "what... , no"
me: "are you in a relationship?"
w: "oh no thats not why i started"
me"oh no, sorry to be asking you this, but ... ... do you want to have sex?"
w: "no sorry i'm not like that, besides you would remind me too much of my grandkids"
(i think thats what she said)3rd one
me hi can i have the time
w: 12:20
me: are you in a relationship
w: (with big smile on her face) yes
me: okay bye
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started walking home, didnt know what i was going to tell my dad who wasnt working today
walked in, told him it was a "shory day" at school, said i was tired
slept for 3 hours, woke up about 2 hours ago
thats about it, never doing THAT again, geeze weed was soo much more harmless, hope you guys get a laugh at it
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