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Let's scam the scammer...

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Tajike

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Van: Thomson Kato <[email protected]>
Verzonden: zondag 29 januari 2006 16:18:36
Aan: Taji Chroestonov <[email protected]>
Onderwerp: Happy sunday my dear Taji

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Dearest Taji,

Thanks for your mail and the information sent to me. I am very happy about the event of your promotion at your place of work on Thursday. I wish i could participate in the events over there. Anyway it is not all yet as we still have more years ahead of us.

How is Mom doing today, hope she is getting on fine? How many are you in the family presently?

About your question on what next to do, i will go to the bank tomorrow morning for the submission of your information as my legal guardian so that the transfer process will begin. Whatever more information i got tomorrow, i shall let you know about it.

Also i do not have a phone number here. I am currently staying in a United Nations controlled refugee camp here. I had wanted to call you from a telephone boot but since that will not be possible, we will continue communicating through email, afterall it is more affordable and will save cost.

I will get back again to you tomorrow once i finished at the bank.

Wishing you a happy sunday.

Yours sincerely,

Master Thomson Kato.
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That subject alone made me laugh untill I cried... Though the next mail is more important, I have a nice reply for Thomson set. Besides Sir_Didier_Drogba there were others who suggested me to do something with the "gay" thing. Now, starting to flirt with the scammer has been done frequently and as I want to do something different: ha asked for my family situation, so why don't I invent a gay brother who has seen Kato's pics and started to become interested. I also might start a colourful discussion with my fellow devoted Christian about homosexuality.

Now for that important mail:

Dearest Taji,

With hope all is well with you today.

As i told you in my yesterday mail, I went to the bank this morning to inform them my readiness to do the transfer and they directed me to one of their registered lawyer by name Barrister Sulaimon Ahmed who will advice us more on the bank's requirements needed for the transfer. I met with the lawyer and he listed to me all that we need to do. I now told him the need to inform and discuss this matter with you because you are in a more better position to understand everything well. He now gave me his contact information to send to you asking you to contact him for the details. See his contacts below.

Barrister Sulaimon Ahmed Esq.
Principal Attorney
Kanga & Associates
Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire
Phone, 0022505191234
Email, [email protected]

Please do let me know as soon as you have contacted with the lawyer and approved everything to enable me to follow up things.

I will wait to hear from you again soon.

Yours sincerely,

Master Thomson Kato
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First things first: I want to get rid of the barrister character of his. Solution: everybody here can contact this "lawyer" and bombard him with justice stuff advice. You can be serious or be as ridiculous as possible.
In the mean time I'll send my necessary mail to him, keep it short and turn my attention back to Kato.
I'll post my reply in a few moments...
Thnx to those who want to help me with this. (if you do send him a mail: be sure to take a fake gmail or fastmail adress/these are much safer than a Hotmail adress)

I also have an opportunity for those who want to start scambaiting: I've been spreading my fake mail adress around a bit and already been contacted by 3 419-scammers. Two of these are for your dispossal (more to come prolly) and are yours to screw around with. PM me or state your interest in here.
 
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Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
I'm proud of myself:

Hello Thomson,

Oh man, the party will be great. I hope you will think of me that day and maybe the both of us can start the day with a prayer for our good future, because maybe it is time now to leave the past behind.

My Mom's situation is getting better by the day: she will probably have to go to the clinic for three more months and will then be declared healthy *hopefully*
About my family: I have told you about my mother, cat and dog. There's still one more member, though I don't know if it's appropriate to talk about him... It's my brother Fabio. A good lad and all, but he has a strange problem: he likes people from his own gender or as they say: he's a homosexual... Now, I know that the Dear Lord says that we must love all and I don't want to judge his way of life but it freaks me out a bit, as I think it's so dirty and wrong. Maybe you can help me, my friend: what's your opinion on this situation? What should I do? Should i forgive his foul acts and just castide him or should I punish him by throwing stones at him like others from our church community do? Your help would be so much appreciated.

I also received your mail from today. I'm glad everything went smooth at the bank and tomorrow morning I will contact your lawyer. I hope this will not cause too much paperwork as I have a lazy arm which hurts when I have to write. (nothing serious though) Doctor says it is caused by strenuous and monotonous movements with my arm. What has caused this is still a mystery to me.

Hope to hear soon from you.

Kind regards,

Taji Chroestonov
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Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
I already told you guys about that secret plot twist. Well, today it was time to unveil it to you and Mister Kato. The next is a mail from the President of the company I work:

Very Urgent Message!

Gene Taliën aan tomkato1984
Meer opties 11:43 (0 minuten geleden)

My utmost greetings,

this mail might come to you as a surprise and I do hope you please pay attention to what I say.

My name is Gene Taliën and I'm the President of a Belgian company called Generali. We are specialised in insurances and have several firms in Belgium.
It has come to mine and our bookholders attention that someone in our firm in Mollem is graduately robbing money from our private reserves. These persons (as there are two of them) have already cleared 1/3 of these reserves. One of them is still unknown to us, but we are sure that the other person in this case is Taji Chroestonov. We have been able to track his mail adress from work ([email protected]) but could not find any desirable evidence. Though his banker has already told of huge sums of money being placed on his private bank account.
This is where we want to request something to you: we could not get into his private Hotmail account ([email protected]) but know from his adressbook that he frequently contacted you. We want to ask you (as it seems you're befriended with Mr. Chroestonov) to keep contact with him and try to find evidence for this robbery. Warn me if you found out something and if we can solve this crime we might offer you a reward for special services to the Belgian community.
Contact me if this mail reached you and declare if you accept this request. Afterwards it seems for the better if we keep contact only for the most urgent needs.

I thank you in advance, Mr. Kato.

Gene Taliën
President of Generali
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Let's see if he'll go for my hard valuta or if he's going to take the path to justice.
 
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Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
Oh man, this is getting too funny for words :funny: :

My Dearest Taji,

Thanks for your mail, latest information about Mom and brother Fabio. About brother Fabio's case, truely it is highly bad before God as he did not make it to be so. But sometimes out of what i could not understand people always like to choose strange ways of life. The reasons were always best known to them. Remember he is your blood brother and you will do your best to accomodate him irrespective of his shortcomings.

I am glad to hear that you will contact the lawyer to clear the requirements of our money transfer. Please let me know the out come of your discussions with him.

Dear Taji, I received a surprised letter from supposedly the president of your Company. They were asking me about something i do not understand. I am worried about this developement. I do not understand how they get to know i have contact with you.

I am waiting for your urgent explanation on this matter before replying to it if it is important to do so. I copied the letter below for you to see and tell me exactly what is happening.

Sincerely yours,

Thomson Kato

Here is the letter......................

My utmost greetings,

this mail might come to you as a surprise and I do hope you please pay attention to what I say.

My name is Gene Taliën and I'm the President of a Belgian company called Generali. We are specialised in insurances and have several firms in Belgium.
It has come to mine and our bookholders attention that someone in our firm in Mollem is graduately robbing money from our private reserves. These persons (as there are two of them) have already cleared 1/3 of these reserves. One of them is still unknown to us, but we are sure that the other person in this case is Taji Chroestonov. We have been able to track his mail adress from work ( [email protected]) but could not find any desirable evidence. Though his banker has already told of huge sums of money being placed on his private bank account.
This is where we want to request something to you: we could not get into his private Hotmail account ([email protected]) but know from his adressbook that he frequently contacted you. We want to ask you (as it seems you're befriended with Mr. Chroestonov) to keep contact with him and try to find evidence for this robbery. Warn me if you found out something and if we can solve this crime we might offer you a reward for special services to the Belgian community.
Contact me if this mail reached you and declare if you accept this request. Afterwards it seems for the better if we keep contact only for the most urgent needs.

I thank you in advance, Mr. Kato.

Gene Taliën
President of Generali
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Seems I've got some explaining to do... (H)
Also glad to hear some good advice about my imaginary brother. You know, him being gay... and imaginary...
I'm still in doubt about my explination. Prolly gonna tell him the entire story of Robin Hood (my version that is) plus he can expect his first slapping for not trusting me :jap:
Expect my reply to be posted tomorrow...

btw For those who are still interested in joining the fun: the total of bait adresses has grown to 7. Just let me know if you want one.
 
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Tajike

SG's Fluffiest
I can't stress enough the fact that this post will make you cry, choke, spit things towards your computer screen or make you laugh maniacly, so be warned:

Hello my friend,

Before I will clear the thick mist of confusion in your head I will mail you the answer of your lawyer Sulaimon Ahmed which he sent me:

From the desk of:

Barr. Sulaimon Ahmed
Kanga & Associates
Abidjan,Coté d'Ivoiré
Phone-: +22505191234

Attention of: Mr. Taji Chroestonov

Subject-: Mister Thomson Kato, Legal Guardianship

Your email message of 31/01/2006 was well received and the contents well noted.

Be well informed that I have been contacted by the
young man as quoted above for the legal procedures as
regards to his funds transfer with the BA-CI to your
designated bank account in Belgium.
Meanwhile, The bank has requested the following information listed hereunder to enable them carry out proper documentations prior to the fund transfer.

1. A Power of Attorney from Mister Thomson Kato
authorizing the bank to carry out the fund transfer in
your name and favour.
2.A copy of your International Passport or Drivers
Licence.
3. Your receiving bank's account details where the
funds will be transferred into and,
4. A Judicial Approval Certificate from the Ministry of
Justice of the government of Cote d'Ivoire for
transferring of all funds exceeding US$1Million.

You are adviced to forward to this office for update of your transfer documents any of the above information still with you. And advice if we should help in obtaining any of them to enable us to advice you on the costs.
Anticipating your compliance to the above directives to enable us to serve you better in the interest of justice.

Cordially,

Sulaimon Ahmed Esq.
Kanga & Associates.

Now for this strange mail you received:

Yes, I and a fellow collegue from another firm of Generali did do these "criminal" acts, though we don't see it as "criminal". Listen, there once was a man called Robin Hood, who lived in England near the the stadium of Sherwood Forrest FC. He too robbed rich people from their possesions by selling them black market tickets for football games of their beloved club. But, he did not keep the money for himself. No, he gave this money to charity and good causes, the poor and poorderder and poorests, people who needed the money but could not get their hands on it. This, my dear friend, is exactly what I'm doing: I rob this money to give it to the people who need it the most. My company has a lot of money and still asks heaps of money from people who can need it more. Me and my friend Mel Gibson (nickname Friar John, if you do decide to tell this to my boss) are just helping these people. It's the way God want it to be...

Now, I'm a bit insulted with your mistrust... Specailly after putting so much trust in you, a stranger a few days ago and now becoming a good friend. I'm sorry Thomson, but this time I expect some serious apologies. And doing these apologies via mail is not enough. I want you to send me a photo (and this time I don't expect an excuse like "being scared for the picture to fall in wrong hands", as only I will see that pic/because YOU can trust ME!) with you saying sorry to me. You don't even have to be on the photo, though I want proof of you having taken the picture. If you do not do this I think I can't continue this deal as I think our trust is violated by your ignorance. I'm doing this for a good cause, try to understand that. If you do decide to apologies I will forget this misfortune (as friends can "forgive and forget") and I will send you my passport and bank account info.

You can send my company boss whatever you want, though, my friend, I have great trust in what you shall do. Please, do not jeopardize my promotion...

Hoping for a quick answer.

Kind regards,

Your friend Taji
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I'm on fire... :lui:
 
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